happy "noir" corruption- pi

any, jaded detective

[noir-chaos]

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[noir-chaos]

Yo I have not met you

you are very gray and you smell like smoke what's your name man?

@rocker-ace

*he seems messier than usual, his shirt and tie loose with his hair unkempt*

names noir kid, now if you excuse me i have some work to attend to, so unless you have something you should go.

[rocker-ace]

Kid?

I am no kid I am a valentine

What happened to you?

[noir-chaos]

nothing now do you have something for me?

[rocker-ace]

[She stands abnormally still]

You are a happy chaos are you?

[noir-chaos]

oh yeah what the fuck gave it away huh?

*he says sarcastically*

[rocker-ace]

Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck they spread more by the day they better not touch i-no I know what the original did to her I want her to be normal

where did you come from?

[noir-chaos]

fucking albuquerque or some shit i dont know!? you done now!?

[rocker-ace]

Fine just don't try to fuse with i-no I like the blue one did

[Snaps her fingers and she disappears leaving behind black and white rose petals]

[noir-chaos]

*sigh*

jeez these kids

now where was i?

[hell-news]

You were on the moon were you not 😈

[noir-chaos]

Shut the fuck up

[noir-chaos]

Yo I have not met you

you are very gray and you smell like smoke what's your name man?

@rocker-ace

*he seems messier than usual, his shirt and tie loose with his hair unkempt*

names noir kid, now if you excuse me i have some work to attend to, so unless you have something you should go.

[rocker-ace]

Kid?

I am no kid I am a valentine

What happened to you?

[noir-chaos]

nothing now do you have something for me?

[rocker-ace]

[She stands abnormally still]

You are a happy chaos are you?

[noir-chaos]

oh yeah what the fuck gave it away huh?

*he says sarcastically*

[rocker-ace]

Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck they spread more by the day they better not touch i-no I know what the original did to her I want her to be normal

where did you come from?

[noir-chaos]

fucking albuquerque or some shit i dont know!? you done now!?

[rocker-ace]

Fine just don't try to fuse with i-no I like the blue one did

[Snaps her fingers and she disappears leaving behind black and white rose petals]

[noir-chaos]

*sigh*

jeez these kids

now where was i?

[noir-chaos]

Yo I have not met you

you are very gray and you smell like smoke what's your name man?

@rocker-ace

*he seems messier than usual, his shirt and tie loose with his hair unkempt*

names noir kid, now if you excuse me i have some work to attend to, so unless you have something you should go.

[rocker-ace]

Kid?

I am no kid I am a valentine

What happened to you?

[noir-chaos]

nothing now do you have something for me?

[rocker-ace]

[She stands abnormally still]

You are a happy chaos are you?

[noir-chaos]

oh yeah what the fuck gave it away huh?

*he says sarcastically*

[rocker-ace]

Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck they spread more by the day they better not touch i-no I know what the original did to her I want her to be normal

where did you come from?

[noir-chaos]

fucking albuquerque or some shit i dont know!? you done now!?

[noir-chaos]

Yo I have not met you

you are very gray and you smell like smoke what's your name man?

@rocker-ace

*he seems messier than usual, his shirt and tie loose with his hair unkempt*

names noir kid, now if you excuse me i have some work to attend to, so unless you have something you should go.

[rocker-ace]

Kid?

I am no kid I am a valentine

What happened to you?

[noir-chaos]

nothing now do you have something for me?

[rocker-ace]

[She stands abnormally still]

You are a happy chaos are you?

[noir-chaos]

oh yeah what the fuck gave it away huh?

*he says sarcastically*

[noir-chaos]

Yo I have not met you

you are very gray and you smell like smoke what's your name man?

@rocker-ace

*he seems messier than usual, his shirt and tie loose with his hair unkempt*

names noir kid, now if you excuse me i have some work to attend to, so unless you have something you should go.

[rocker-ace]

Kid?

I am no kid I am a valentine

What happened to you?

[noir-chaos]

nothing now do you have something for me?

[noir-chaos]

Yo I have not met you

you are very gray and you smell like smoke what's your name man?

@rocker-ace

*he seems messier than usual, his shirt and tie loose with his hair unkempt*

names noir kid, now if you excuse me i have some work to attend to, so unless you have something you should go.

[noir-chaos]

Visit Original Link

[a-really-big-moth]

@thefloravalentine

Throws rock at the really big moth

yowch!

[thefloravalentine]

comedy laughter starts playing

[a-really-big-moth]

fuck my fucking life; first i get kidnapped to be employed and now this!

[thefloravalentine]

OOPS hopefully I don't drop the cool 1000000000000 pound rock I found OOOPS (flora throws the rock at the moth)

BONK!!!!!!

[noir-chaos]

*swats it away*

please don't throw rocks at my assistant

[noir-chaos]

[sticks her head out the vent]

The chaos printer ran out of inkkkkk....

[goes back into the vent]

@s-ko-the-ghost

*he hands you an octopus*

refill

[s-ko-the-ghost]

Smells like weedddd!!!!!!

[noir-chaos]

maybe weed smells like octopus

[noir-chaos]

[sticks her head out the vent]

The chaos printer ran out of inkkkkk....

[goes back into the vent]

@s-ko-the-ghost

*he hands you an octopus*

refill

[noir-chaos]

Salutations other chaos you are more gray than most of us did you have your color sucked out of you?

@mrmagicchaos

no but i did get something else sucked out of me

*he says deflating like a ballon*

[noir-chaos]

Did you steal my WD-40 I need to clean my lawn mower

@randythehacker

yeah but im a cop so im immune to crime

[xhappydestructiveaccidentx]

hello other me ,lookin orange today

@noir-chaos

Hey-hey looking good, Uhm.. exaggerated shadows?

Eh whatever. Bet the original of us didn't expect us to duplicate lol

[noir-chaos]

hehe but im glad we did

[xhappydestructiveaccidentx]

I suppose, I suppose. I, for one, am hoping we don't overstep the boundaries of.. other people. After all, I think I've already treaded on thin ice. I may be one of the first to have a blog but.. don't take anything I say as a guide. Capice?

[noir-chaos]

heh my only plan is to solve the case and bring justice to the city so no worries here pal

[xhappydestructiveaccidentx]

To whatnow? Run that past me again.

[noir-chaos]

hmm i know you games, heh see ya later

*he vanishes leaving behind a strange specter before that too disappears. his card "business card" is on the ground (it seems to be made from an index card and drawn on with colored pencils)*

[xhappydestructiveaccidentx]

hello other me ,lookin orange today

@noir-chaos

Hey-hey looking good, Uhm.. exaggerated shadows?

Eh whatever. Bet the original of us didn't expect us to duplicate lol

[noir-chaos]

hehe but im glad we did

[xhappydestructiveaccidentx]

I suppose, I suppose. I, for one, am hoping we don't overstep the boundaries of.. other people. After all, I think I've already treaded on thin ice. I may be one of the first to have a blog but.. don't take anything I say as a guide. Capice?

[noir-chaos]

heh my only plan is to solve the case and bring justice to the city so no worries here pal

[xhappydestructiveaccidentx]

hello other me ,lookin orange today

@noir-chaos

Hey-hey looking good, Uhm.. exaggerated shadows?

Eh whatever. Bet the original of us didn't expect us to duplicate lol

[noir-chaos]

hehe but im glad we did

[noir-chaos]

Hello I have brought you some sweets Ꮚ⁠˘⁠ ⁠ꈊ⁠ ⁠˘⁠ ⁠Ꮚ

@scarlet-princess-of-hell

why thank you.

you are a true hero