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26 | Libra | Kentucky | They/Them

[moveslikekeithrichards]

labubu was meant to be hanging off a kindergartners backpack filthy as fuck with no eyes left

[2long2live]

happy “reunited for longer than they were broken up” day

[2long2live]

how insane is this though. i remember where i was when the shrine show was announced

[dogpuppy]

[kaylmao]

has anyone seen my pet bacteriophage its name is styrofoam and its about [hand touching the floor] this tall

[pumpkinspicebluntwrap]

[aflo]

A standard porno with the bad acting and music and whatnot but partway through the action the camera pans to a millipede and hunting spider locked in a duel for survival, the sounds of sex fade out and the scene in the background blurs, epic battle music starts to play

[greenlabcoat]

transition timeline but about halfway through im inexplicably a cackling green witch for a few months before continuing as normal

[bubblegum-gf]

reblogging a funny low note count textpost on your dash made by your mutual's mutual kinda feels like walking up to two strangers on the street and laughing loudly at their joke

[valend]

It’s kinda like this

[lowpawly]

tumblr kinda lives in a weird paradox where lemon demon is cringe drivel but neil cicierega is cool and respected

[triangleguy]

[orcboxer]

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

[dogpuppy]

I wish I could have heard you sing this… I bet you have a beautiful voice

[maniatown]

Girl whose most frequent mistake is inaction voice: wow I keep making mistakes I better not do anything

[djtorment]

i like him i need him shrunk and encased in resin with a little keyring so he can jingle and rattle Harmoniously/melodiously/beautifilly with the other keychains on my bag every time i take a step ASAP

[cognitohazardous]

no one says big mood anymore. no one even says mood. no one says anything. all thats left is a dry wind, that scours my face until i bleed

[klapollo]

at planned parenthood and they're playing regular show

[klapollo]

[cutecipher]

"dude if you don't get this abortion benson is gonna fire us"

[teo]

Please don't go somewhere where I cant follow

[draconym]

i would rather see the information for an event handwritten in sharpie on a paper towel than see another AI generated flyer