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i have discovered how to create stickers on whatsapp and no one is safe from my cattack

[toriel-2]

read my unfunny posts girl

[the-quasar-hero]

Stop working on your résumé, and resume working on your fanfic.

All this “applying for jobs” when you could apply yourself to your fanart.

You’re trying to reword your cover letter instead of lettering the cover of your fanzine.

Worried about an interview for work? How about you enter the view of your work-in-progress?

[azariussummers]

And that’s on periodt!

[hungwy]

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[thepleasuregoblin]

[cyanocittae]

my friend keeps sending the groupchat voice notes of her eating bussy and calling it "asmr"..... bro go study for your physics exam 😭

[cyanocittae]

hi sorry uh. incredible miscommunication on my part lmfao.

my bad yall

[captain-price-returns]

They're going to keep doing this until they accidentally 9/11 a NASCAR event with an AC-130, then spend 100 million dollars getting an army of groypers to post that the pilot was probably trans

[captain-price-returns]

[captain-price-returns]

Love that we have a DoD that doesn’t believe in tradeoffs

>"Why does [rule] exist? Its pointless and only stops cool stuff!"

>leadership stops enforcing rule

>cool stuff happens for a while

>someone makes minor mistake at the wrong time

>100 civilians killed

>"How did we let this happen?"

You think you like cool shit until people die.

It’s “carry on patriots” until a lowest bidder part fails and an F-18 kills 100 beachgoers. Then all the people saying aviation safety doesn’t matter will become NATOPS experts overnight.

[crap-userrname16]

[not-available-for-comment]

Haven’t had a chance to watch the tutorial yet, but I’m seriously considering making this for my gf’s niece

[dollsonmain]

I need to make one for work...

[achillesinhighheels]

donna summer’s makeup, 1979.

[earth-kingdom-strap]

I stand with my canceled wife idgaf

[humming-fly]

you ever have just like, a really bad idea

anyways if you like bad things here’s a postcard

[humming-fly]

I was trying to figure out why this post starting spiking recently and then I found out you animals had this queued for Mother’s Day

[aropride]

if u dont love little brown birds i dont even know what to tell u. u will die by my blade

[nigelgraz]

I am happy because everyone loves me

[evillamp]

Who can it be now?

[doitbuckley]

you can tell a character is loved when their fans constantly wish immense physical and psychological harm on them

[locked-n-lewded-requiem]

since "cage" is a last name and there are girls named "chastity" it would be theoretically be possible for a girl to be named chastity cage

[dikubutto]

Wake up babe new Austin Powers girl just dropped

[takara1010]

[segamascott]

[nosnexus]

We're all sinners here