Humanoid & Pretty

Tori Hawkeye, here. Adventurer, psiionic, and occasional dimension jumper extraordinaire! I'm not what you would call "normal", but then who is? [[Independent RP Blog, will RP with anyone.]] [[Magic!Anon: none]] [Faceclaim: Gabrielle Union]]

[rppanda]

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[telekineticseer]

@willowssirensong​ @theflyingmonkeygirl​ @thewitchandherbullshit

“Mental note, Willow and her family get free whatever sized, whatever toppings stuffed crust deep dish pizza from now on.”

[theflyingmonkeygirl]

“…You are a very smart young man. But I still have my eyes on you.”

[telekineticseer]

“Yes Ma’am, understood. Would you care for a pizza now or later?”

[theflyingmonkeygirl]

“Now, of course. Throw as many toppings on there as will fit. I’m not picky.”

[telekineticseer]

“One deep dish stuffed crust pizza with the works, got it.” Will remarked as sounds of from the kitchen signaled his use of telekinesis to get everything together. “Excuse me while I go make your pizza.”

[thewitchandherbullshit]

Viv couldn’t help but get happy at the idea of free fresh pizza being made as she tried to collect herself again. She eyed the man over with a more relaxed smile, she knows she doesn’t trust many but Willow deserves a chance. She’s a smart girl. “Baby knows how to pick em huh bird?”

[theflyingmonkeygirl]

"Eh, well, we'll see I suppose. Not too bad so far, though. He's smart enough to suck up to the parents at least." She smirked, then eyed the kitchen. "Not smart enough to not use his powers around new people when not sure of their response, but we can work with that," she added in an undertone.

[brothersebastianscompendium]

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[theflyingmonkeygirl]

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[willowssirensong]

thewitchandherbullshit:

theflyingmonkeygirl:

“Doll, she’s our child, I don’t know why you thought the boy would be a regular human. Do we even know any normal humans?” Tori peeked over Viv’s shoulder to look at the phone. “Well, he’s cute, I’ll give you that. But then, you’d never come home with someone ugly, so that’s just to be expected. I’m still for the punching plan, personally.”

“No I suppose not. And we did raise her to have standards.” She swiped through the phone giving an unapologetic smirk at them. “He certainly does look like a Wonderboy. If he’s anything like me….punch him. Then one more time…if he stays he’s either a masochist or likes you as much as you are crushing on him.” She handed it back to her daughter. Willow was free to make her own choices and mistakes but best believe teasing would ensue. “So has he tried to kiss you yet…or you kiss him?”

“You guys make me sound rather shallow. I do like people more for what’s inside ya know? But if you think about the guys I grew up around then I guess unconsciously I have a type I’m attracted to.” Their strange little family was full of people who happened to be rather easy on the eyes.She blushed slightly at Mama’s comment and questions, taking back the phone. “N-no, I mean he got rather close with his flirting and I tossed him towards a window.” Willow wasn’t going to bring up the second incident, she wanted him to have a chance.

[theflyingmonkeygirl]

"Yeah, your mothers don't have ugly friends. And see? The Punching Plan is endorsed by both of us now." Tori beamed at her daughter and hugged her close. "D'aww, that's my child. Tossing boys around like the trash they are. I'm so proud of you."

[theflyingmonkeygirl]

((Guess whose internet went out and won't be back until tomorrow or Thursday? Yay.)) ((Replies will be spotty until I can use my computer again))

[willowssirensong]

“Yeah, I might have snuck a candid pic or two.” She opened her phone, giving it to her Mama to swipe through. “He’s human, but with powers I guess. He has telekinesis, like you Mom, and something else too I think dealing with the supernatural.” She sighed and shook her head. “No known physical weaknesses, which is why he’s a Wonderboy. He’s just an unapologetic flirt.”

[theflyingmonkeygirl]

"Doll, she's our child, I don't know why you thought the boy would be a regular human. Do we even know any normal humans?" Tori peeked over Viv's shoulder to look at the phone. "Well, he's cute, I'll give you that. But then, you'd never come home with someone ugly, so that's just to be expected. I'm still for the punching plan, personally."

[telekineticseer]

@willowssirensong​ @theflyingmonkeygirl​ @thewitchandherbullshit

“Mental note, Willow and her family get free whatever sized, whatever toppings stuffed crust deep dish pizza from now on.”

[theflyingmonkeygirl]

“…You are a very smart young man. But I still have my eyes on you.”

[telekineticseer]

“Yes Ma’am, understood. Would you care for a pizza now or later?”

[theflyingmonkeygirl]

“Now, of course. Throw as many toppings on there as will fit. I’m not picky.”

[telekineticseer]

@willowssirensong​ @theflyingmonkeygirl​ @thewitchandherbullshit

“Mental note, Willow and her family get free whatever sized, whatever toppings stuffed crust deep dish pizza from now on.”

[theflyingmonkeygirl]

“...You are a very smart young man. But I still have my eyes on you.”

[willowssirensong]

@theflyingmonkeygirl “Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom! I need an adult!”

[theflyingmonkeygirl]

“Oh goodness. What have you done, child?”

[willowssirensong]

“Okay wow, your concern is just touching. Anyway, I didn’t do anything. I’m kind of having boy problems.”

[thewitchandherbullshit]

Viv paused midway through her sip of tea to look over at the two. “Boy problems? Like the boy is the problem we need to deal with or…?”

[willowssirensong]

“The problem is the boy exists. With their punchable cute faces and stupid adorable smiles. What am I suppose to do?”

[theflyingmonkeygirl]

“Punch him and run. Do I need to disappear him?”

[thewitchandherbullshit]

She let out a relieved sigh as she chuckled watching her wife. “Bird relax, Little Willa merely is going through a crush. One she doesn’t know how to feel about no need to hurt the boy….yet. Right?”

[willowssirensong]

“A crush? I have a crush? Can I ask Aunt Desiree to take my heart? Like I’m pretty sure I don’t need it.”

[theflyingmonkeygirl]

“I would say that the boy existing is reason enough to hurt him. And no, you can not ask Desiree to take your heart. Plus, it wouldn’t help, even if you did.”

[thewitchandherbullshit]

“And what if the boy were a girl hmmm? You may be over reacting just a tad. Also your mother is right, taking out a heart won’t stop how you feel. That’s not how this works.” She got up to join them in the other room. “So tell us about him?”

[willowssirensong]

“I’m always tempted to punch him, Mom. He’s like if the looks of Rocky and the personality of Hercules had a baby it would be him with a side of meta human powers.” She let an annoyed sigh. “He was an innocent bystander while I was in another town for work. I took his dance class.”

[theflyingmonkeygirl]

“I would disappear them even if they were a girl, and I’m offended that you would think otherwise.” Tori put her arm around her daughter. “Lilla, I’m going to give you some advice: always follow through on that urge to punch him, especially because he’s a dancer. Now, what powers does he have, and does he have any obvious weaknesses?”

[willowssirensong]

@theflyingmonkeygirl “Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom! I need an adult!”

[theflyingmonkeygirl]

“Oh goodness. What have you done, child?”

[willowssirensong]

“Okay wow, your concern is just touching. Anyway, I didn’t do anything. I’m kind of having boy problems.”

[thewitchandherbullshit]

Viv paused midway through her sip of tea to look over at the two. “Boy problems? Like the boy is the problem we need to deal with or…?”

[willowssirensong]

“The problem is the boy exists. With their punchable cute faces and stupid adorable smiles. What am I suppose to do?”

[theflyingmonkeygirl]

“Punch him and run. Do I need to disappear him?”

[thewitchandherbullshit]

She let out a relieved sigh as she chuckled watching her wife. “Bird relax, Little Willa merely is going through a crush. One she doesn’t know how to feel about no need to hurt the boy….yet. Right?”

[willowssirensong]

“A crush? I have a crush? Can I ask Aunt Desiree to take my heart? Like I’m pretty sure I don’t need it.”

[theflyingmonkeygirl]

“I would say that the boy existing is reason enough to hurt him. And no, you can not ask Desiree to take your heart. Plus, it wouldn’t help, even if you did.”

[willowssirensong]

@theflyingmonkeygirl “Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom! I need an adult!”

[theflyingmonkeygirl]

“Oh goodness. What have you done, child?”

[willowssirensong]

“Okay wow, your concern is just touching. Anyway, I didn’t do anything. I’m kind of having boy problems.”

[thewitchandherbullshit]

Viv paused midway through her sip of tea to look over at the two. “Boy problems? Like the boy is the problem we need to deal with or…?”

[willowssirensong]

“The problem is the boy exists. With their punchable cute faces and stupid adorable smiles. What am I suppose to do?”

[theflyingmonkeygirl]

“Punch him and run. Do I need to disappear him?”

[willowssirensong]

@theflyingmonkeygirl “Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom! I need an adult!”

[theflyingmonkeygirl]

“Oh goodness. What have you done, child?”

[idontlikedicktionaries]

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[superxmanwhores]

iceisnottheonlythingillcumon:

All the time!

[ravenazarath]

Hey. Hey. Zin-wa.

“Hm? What do you want Bird?”

[theflyingmonkeygirl]

“What, a girl can’t say hi? When she hasn’t seen you in so long?

[willowssirensong]

Willow could hear it in her mother’s tone, the girl had really crossed the line this time. She was always getting scolded by Mama, but when Mom was upset that was a whole different story. Her hands fell to her sides and gaze looked away out of shame. “I’m sorry Mom. I’m just..” She could feel the lump in her throat and the sting of tears coming to her eyes. Willow never meant to take it that far. Like the child she still was, she pressed her forehead against the other woman’s chest and cried. “I’m just a brat and you’re a great mom. I’m sorry.”

[theflyingmonkeygirl]

Tori wrapped her arms tightly around her daughter and kissed her head. “Oh Lilla, you’re a better daughter than I could have ever imagined having. And I’m so proud of the young lady you’re becoming. I understand, you’re at the age where you want to be independent, but it feels like Mama and I just got you. We’re just scared of losing you again.” She bit back tears as she hugged the girl even tighter. “We love you so much, don’t you ever forget that.”

[willowssirensong]

Willow wrapped her arms around her mom as a few more tears fell. She just wanted to prove that she was strong too.That she wasn’t the weak little girl they found on the street. If she could only show them how much stronger they made her. “I’m older now and I know there are a million and one things that are dangerous out there.You and Mama have taught me so much. You guys are the reason why I’ll be okay.” She hugged her tighter. “I love you guys too.”

[theflyingmonkeygirl]

“We know you’ll be okay, sweetheart. But we just want to make sure.” Tori tilted Willow face up and wiped away her tears. “I’m sorry Little Tree, I didn’t mean to make you cry. I’ll let you be more independent, but I’ll need you to just check in with us more often, okay? Just give me or your mother a call before and after a mission.” She kissed her daughter on the forehead. “You’re going to be the second best black market asset acquirer in the business.”

[willowssirensong]

“Okay, we can compromise.” She sniffed, the tears subsiding as she looked up at Tori. “How about this? During the school semester I’ll find a normal part time job and lay off the black market work until the summer. And of course regular phone calls or texts so you know everything is okay. Can we work on that?”

[theflyingmonkeygirl]

“I think that’s a wonderfully mature compromise. And we can absolutely do that.” Tori gave Willow one last hug before stepping away and extending her hand. “Shall we shake on it, Miss Tani?” she said with a smirk.

[willowssirensong]

Willow could hear it in her mother’s tone, the girl had really crossed the line this time. She was always getting scolded by Mama, but when Mom was upset that was a whole different story. Her hands fell to her sides and gaze looked away out of shame. “I’m sorry Mom. I’m just..” She could feel the lump in her throat and the sting of tears coming to her eyes. Willow never meant to take it that far. Like the child she still was, she pressed her forehead against the other woman’s chest and cried. “I’m just a brat and you’re a great mom. I’m sorry.”

[theflyingmonkeygirl]

Tori wrapped her arms tightly around her daughter and kissed her head. “Oh Lilla, you’re a better daughter than I could have ever imagined having. And I’m so proud of the young lady you’re becoming. I understand, you’re at the age where you want to be independent, but it feels like Mama and I just got you. We’re just scared of losing you again.” She bit back tears as she hugged the girl even tighter. “We love you so much, don’t you ever forget that.”

[willowssirensong]

Willow wrapped her arms around her mom as a few more tears fell. She just wanted to prove that she was strong too.That she wasn’t the weak little girl they found on the street. If she could only show them how much stronger they made her. “I’m older now and I know there are a million and one things that are dangerous out there.You and Mama have taught me so much. You guys are the reason why I’ll be okay.” She hugged her tighter. “I love you guys too.”

[theflyingmonkeygirl]

“We know you’ll be okay, sweetheart. But we just want to make sure.” Tori tilted Willow face up and wiped away her tears. “I’m sorry Little Tree, I didn’t mean to make you cry. I’ll let you be more independent, but I’ll need you to just check in with us more often, okay? Just give me or your mother a call before and after a mission.” She kissed her daughter on the forehead. “You’re going to be the second best black market asset acquirer in the business.”