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[sasukesuchihasss-deactivated202]

*begins breakdancing gently* what’s wrong, son 

[nodaybuttodaytodefygravity]

what the fuck. what does this even mean. who thinks of this shit. why is it so funny. i hate this site.

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Kanye’s music isn’t good enough for him to be this annoying.

[animals-riding-animals]

toads riding snake

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

they took midnight train goin anywhere

[dankmemeuniversity]

[kibumkim]

this is so fucking funny like if u want ur drink earlier then come earlier dumb ass

[kibumkim]

that would be the smart thing to do instead of insulting starbucks on twitter cause someone ordered a caramel frappe and u got all in ur feels about it

[mockiato-deactivated20200315]

That’s a cheaper drink, too. ‘Hey company, you should prioritize me because I spend less money at your establishment and feel superior to customers who order what your company is most known for’ Not likely to make much headway

But you’d think first maybe they’d be like ‘hey the workers are overtaxed and there should be another worker to take the strain off and make it go faster’, first, too.

[aleshakills]

If there’s only one barista, who’s running the express line?

[madqueensarah]

Also, there kind of is an ‘express’ lane? It’s available to nice regular customers.

Genuinely. I learn the baristas’ names (they’ve all got name tags, it’s not hard), smile, if there’s no queue and they’re not super busy I’ll ask about how they’re doing, compliment the coffees (”Yeeeeah Eliza makes awesome lattes!”), and the only complaint I’ve ever made was: “Hey, er, there’s no caramel syrup in this.” “Oh! I’ll make you a new one.” “Can you just put the syrup in the top?” “That’s not how we make it. It’ll taste different.” “Babe it’s coffee I don’t care.”

If the person on the bar doesn’t have a line of drinks to make, mine starts getting made the second I walk in. If there’s a queue because there’s one person at the counter who hasn’t decided what they want, I get handed my coffee before I even ask for it. They’ve purposefully gone through the cups to get me a ‘winner’. They’ve given me a month’s worth of ‘free coffee’ vouchers, meant for their 100th customer of the year but the 8 people in before me weren’t polite. There was even one specific barista who charged me for small lattes, whilst making me large caramel lattes because she was proving her point that their chain were nicer than a competing chain.

Just be nice, and you’ll have less stuff to complain about. People generally want to help, don’t give them a reason not to.

[badbitchbeauchamp]

Another note, Starbucks has an app that you can use to preorder your drink and come pick it up, it’ll be already done and waiting for you when you walk in the door. THAT is the express lane, and if dipshit chose to stand in a 45 minute line for his 4 dollar half coffee half ice he’s not just wrong, he’s stupid.

[onwardsmynoblesteve]

Ok but what the hell does this guy mean by ‘professional’ customer Is yelling at Starbucks baristas their day job or smth?

[browsedankmemes]

[werewolf-cuddles]

OH MY GOD IT’S HIM

[samurots-deactivated20160616]

i just found this website that can randomly generate a continent for you!! this is great for fantasy writers

plus, you can look at it in 3d!

theres a lot of viewing options and other things! theres an option on-site to take a screenshot, so you don’t have to have a program for that!

you can view it here!

[somethingdnd]

Totally gonna use this for making my worlds

[hackmydungeon]

This is the future

[hungwy]

In my mind I’m constantly doing yoshi’s down+b noise

[hungwy]

BRRRRING HÆH

[jasper-rolls]

posts that make you go brrrring hæh

[weavemama]

DO NOT SUPPORT SALVATION ARMY 

[jackharknessday]

I can back this up. It isn’t only their shelters.

I have a family friend who worked at our local Salvation Army headquarters as a a secretary. This particular office took all the Christmas donations for children in need, put them in a warehouse, and on a designated day the staff and their friends picked through them all, taking whatever they wanted. She saw people hauling away bikes donated for specific families. Some local children had hundreds of dollars of gifts donated in their name, and on Christmas they received three cheap things, items likely not even from the person who sponsored them.

My friend quit, and I’ve not given them a dime of my money since then.

Do not give to the Salvation Army.

[gayfeatherfiend]

Do Not. Give. To. Salvation. Army

[iggykoopa666]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[overlordleaveshiswife-deactivat]

THIS IS THE PUREST POST ON THIS WEBSITE

[lvl-5-kobold]

i just had the funniest experience in vr chat, i joined a random server and the one i joined had Japanese people so i waddled around in my goofy club penguin avatar that i have saved, after a while a guy walks up to me and clones my avatar so were both penguins then another guy shows up and clone my avatar

now keep in mind there only speaking Japanese i don’t know what they are saying, then another guy joins in, so i got a group of three penguin friends

we just waddle around and goof about, the one of them tries to talk to me, but not only do i not have a mic i also don’t speak Japanese, they figure out i don’t speak Japanese and start listing various places, they get the part of being European right, and after listing a lot of places they ask if im from the UK and when i nod they all just start cheering. after hanging out for a while one of them gets real close to me and whispers…

“penguin brothers forever”

[fduiduv08448fuhufg-deactivated2]

everyone on here is like “ooo bandersnatch” and “ahh birdbox” well guess what……. look at this fat ass cat

[urbanfuck-deactivated20130915]

anal sneezes are cute as shit

[urbanfuck-deactivated20130915]

sorry iphone the word i was looking for was “animal” sneezes better luck next time

[urbanfuck-deactivated20130915]

this is not what i want to be remembered for

[valtsv]

remember when you were a kid and whenever your parents came into the room while you were doing something for pleasure like looking at something on the computer or watching tv and you’d immediately close the thing like you’d just been caught watching porn when you were actually doing nothing wrong this post was made by strict parents with no boundaries gang

[valtsv]

my dad: walks into the room while i’m playing club penguin the family computer

me:

[shawnvalsean]

[morrithal]

I’m BI I’m HOMELESS I have RADIATION POISONING and I’m NEW IN TOWN

[incorrect-into-the-spiderverse]

-Peter Parker, Into the Spiderverse (2018)

[browningtons-1-deactivated20150]

[bitchatar]

Spiderman: Into the Spiderverse (2018)