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Alastor: Dear, if I wanted to hurt anyone here, Ī̗̺̖̝̖̥̹͂̃̐̃͘͢͡ w̴̨̜̺̫̹͒̒̑̌̐̒͒͞ǒ̷̢̘̦̱̮̱̙͍̗͚̌̈́̀̌̈́͘͡͠ṷ̴̢̻͎̃̀̓̇͟͝l̶̢͈͚̗̟̖̝̰̱̿̇̒̎͛͋͂͟͝ḑ̴̛̞͉͉̫͙́̿͌̋ ḥ̢̯̦͍̆̎̅̀̿̔͢͜͞a̛̼̲͙͍͓̘͒̃̊̄̊͟͝͞v̢̩̱̗̖͙̺͒̑͒̔̎̉̕͠ȅ̛̗̞͎̞͓̯̻̫̈́͗͜͞ d̝̼̙̲̃͆͊̀̎̚͜͟͡͠ͅȏ̶̢̨̡͎̟̮̥̹̄̌͛̾̑̈́͡n̵̖̲̫͇̈́̄̀̆̃̎̿̅̓͢͡ė̮̭̖̙͈̥̘̞̥̜̒̇͆̌̂͠͡ s̶͚̭̝̫̪̗̠͙̠̲̊͆̐̒̿̀̏̽͑̃o̴̟̫̤̱͉̠͓͛́̐̎͋̑́͌̚ͅ ą̨̛͙̻̰̜̼͉͔̇͋̔̀̓͒̅͟l̵̨̮̤͓̗̓͗̓̐͡͝͝r̢̢̡̝̗̼͖̉͋́͆̑e̻͍͙̻͖̋̈́̂̽̕a̰̗͈͙̻͕͊͐̓̀̀̽̓͝d̴̲̱̯̮̱͋̒̈́͌́̎͘͢͡͠y̴̨͖̼̲͉̬̹̥͐́́͒̓́́̕͟͜͠͡

ME:

d-ama-ien

My prediction for when you immediately do the opposite of Mark’s plan.

lady-raziel

mark when you deviate from the plan

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I’m eating this Russian chocolate and it made a rattling noise when I shook it and there’s a horse magnet inside???

ihatejonarbuckle

russian kinder surprise

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That looks like it’s made of coal.

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It tasted like coal

acoolguy

you ate a vase

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honestly at this point me eating a small vase is the least of my problems

coolbean94vevo

memeseverdie

how the fuck do you look at a vase or table ornament and think “this is chocolate I will bite it”

colemckenzies

Bonus:

beaniebabyaday

todays beanie is: sheets the ghost!

hackerfucker

yes!!!!!!!!!! Fuck yes..

richietoaster

the broken “Eddie” Richie lets out after he’s impaled

ankha85

arachnopus

punchodile-defunct

This was already funny without the translation, but now that I understand it’s even funnier

tdwhisperer

“Hello, good day”

“… TESTICLES”

shellybuttface

wonderfulwoc

I’m a curvy girl, so I like to roll with that instead of push against it. I like to wear things that are figure-hugging because I’m very proud of my body. I’m becoming more and more comfortable with being a tall woman in heels—to not apologize for my height. That’s really important to me.