[lesbianrey]

shout out to me in 5 years…hope shes doing something cool i’m rooting for her

[shirtsthatgohard]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

wearing this to court

[normal-horoscopes]

Every time it's late at night and I see the streetlights reflected in some placid gutter water I feel like I know for certain that if I step in the puddle I'll get sucked into the dream dimension and that's not something I need to deal with right now

[theunfairfolk]

outta my way skeleton im boutta get it

[theunfairfolk]

the manifestation of my subconscious fears is chasing me

[normal-horoscopes]

[toadlett]

Owl people has updated!

read it here: https://owl-people.com/

or on tapas: https://tapas.io/episode/2525194

Image description: a promotional graphic for the webcomic owl People, featuring a couple of panels from the latest page. 1. closer on Maggie as they sit down by her. MAGGIE: been a lot like that. The folks from Brim have asked me to speak for them, none of their brass have been able to get through. Course, enough o’ their lot work for me I’m happy to look out for em. 2. pan round to see the other attendees. A harassed-looking goblin with a big sheaf of papers. A morose looking woman in furs with long whiskers, and a manic fairy whispering to a burly guard in a beekeeper’s wicker mask. MAGGIE: the goblin consul’s apparently being run by one untrained junior diplomat and a handful of secretaries, Bess is alright, you know her, aye? But she’s no’ the same since her girl died from spores in the circle. A mer, not able to put her child’s body out to sea, imagine. And Corby’s only a few years off going completely feral, if you ask me. Poor bastard spends more time as a bird than not. 

[bettydraperlookingpissed]

Just you, your husband, and your husband’s crush in the kitchen together making pasta <3

[femcassidy]

hi

image description: i stand in a dark desolate parking lot holding my pink handled sight cane. i’m a thin and tanned but light-skinned biracial trans person, a sleek silhouette of a shadow behind me. i tilt my head toward the camera, wearing heavy eye makeup and o2 cannula which fall down my chest alongside three necklaces. i have on a black bralette and high-waisted black jeans.

the second photo is blurrier and taken by me, close to my face. my hair is a wild mess and falls messily over my collarbones. i do a sort of half-smile. closer up, my large beaded earrings (red, gold, and brown) are visible hanging from my ears.

[femcassidy]

thank you all for being so nice 🥺

[champagnemoon]

body positivity has largely failed because people started arguing for attractiveness and romantic prospects instead of respect and dignity

[carewitchproject]

this is truly the best summary of what all of this SHOULD be about

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

GÖÖDNÏGHT

[omegaverse]

[wheremyscalesslither]

Give me a couple months and i might *actually* have some snake decor to sell to y'all. After... what 5? Years of trying, ive finally figured out how to reproduce them so they dont take me 12 hours each, are sturdy and wont require touch ups, and are animal safe.

Heres the first one. Im making a set for @fractiousrvt 's future corn snake bbs since she's gonna product test for me.

I really like the way it turned out!!!

[wheremyscalesslither]

I showed my dad the hide and he said "what is that good for? Do snakes come in that size?"

Because hes only ever seen baby ball pythons 🤣

[fractiousrvt]

Show him theeeese

[wheremyscalesslither]

His reply???

"WOW. WHODATHOUGHT"

[wheremyscalesslither]

BLUEEEEE SWIRL

[alviaalcedo]

Sun eating celestial crocodile from African tribal belief. It causes sun eclipse 🐊

[clubpenguindoneright]

[croptool-deactivated20221013]

i fuckign queued this and forgot abt it and got scared cuz i thought i was hacked or smth. anyways happy june eleventh

[possums-against-cops]

i would like to.. become a bumble bee. sit on flowers. be yellow. not go to school. not understand capitalism.

[calamitys-child]

Just rediscovered potentially the funniest thing I’ve written in recent memory

[calamitys-child]

Imagine if people wrote all their Les Mis modern aus in the style of Victor Hugo

[calamitys-child]

An excerpt

[mens-rights-activia]

[firstgrave]

Do you think bisexual women are allowed to use butch/femme?

I think bisexual women are allowed to do anything, up to and including arson and shape shifting

[joanacchi]

Is she trying to warn it or sink it? 

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