A Little Bit of Whimsy

[dontblamethewitches]

me, chugging coffee like its water: why am i so anxious

[bluebeetle]

au where envy doesnt die and just lives in a lil reptile tank with plants and a lil reptile house. he bites everyone except may chang bc she gives him food.

[slightlysaltedcheddar]

The meaning of MFA

you: Museum of fine arts

Me, an intelectual: MetalFull Alchemist 

[nessa007]

Queer Eye | Season 5, Episode 1

[returnsandreturns]

love to see it

[birdonahotdog]

me, opening a conversation and foregoing a greeting: you know who i hate

[vivienvalentino]

me at 3 am

[james-flint]

While working on the film, Bong Joon-ho called Parasite a “staircase movie”. It is an upstairs-downstairs film that explores every available rung on the ladder of class aspirationalism. The movie starts in the half-basement apartment of the Kim family, with windows that barely peer above the ground. Half-basements are distinctively Korean spaces in urban centers like Seoul, and while the Kim house is firmly below ground, it still “wants to believe it’s above the ground.” 

 A story about two homes — the upstairs family and the downstairs — reveals yet another lurking underneath. The original housekeeper confesses that her husband has been stowed away in a secret bunker underneath the Park house for four years. The Kims are shocked by the state of his living conditions.

In the end of the film, the father becomes the new resident in the bunker, hiding from the police in the last place they’d look to find him. The Parks move out, only to be replaced by a German family. The particularities may have changed, but everyone’s station has remained the same. There would always be a wealthy person to live upstairs, just as there would be another poor person positioned beneath them. - by E. Alex Jung

Parasite | 기생충 | Gisaengchung (2019) dir. Bong Joon Ho, production design by Lee Ha Jun

[grantaere]

Yennefer of Vengerberg in 1.04 (Of Banquets, Bastards and Burials)

[silver-tongues-blog]

the apocalypses this year

January:

February:

march: 

April:

[what-a-silver-lining]

wait what’s happening with April?

[strayvariable]

@what-a-silver-lining​ This is what’s happening with April

[what-a-silver-lining]

Holy cow! This year is really trying to outdo itself every month.

[silver-tongues-blog]

its like an advent calendar but instead of candy its apocalypse

[thecryptkeeper]

i know im not the only one that’s been inpulsively buying stuff during these trying times what have y’all bought

[depsidase]

[michigen]

i emailed them as a joke and they gave me a scarily realistic response and i was too scared o say anything back

[aberrantemotion]

i emailed them and i never got a reply, i’d like you to show yours

[i-change-too-often]

@masochist-incarnate this is the response I got

[hungarianator]

hundreds, perhaps billions

[dairypropaganda]

Soft foods like cheese or cream cheese.

[targent]

cant fucking sleep bc wikipedia has separate lists for vampires and for fictional vampires

[shikseh]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[tournevole]

Louise Bourgeois, Self portrait, 2007

[wizardpotions]

I’m sorry self portrait?

[garrus-vakkarian]

Two Bros chillin in a hot tub 5 feet apart cuz they're following the CDC guidelines on avoiding coronavirus. Stay safe kids.

[gaycism]