it's soooo messed up how you have to go and do work to get money. im literally a cute girl

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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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it's soooo messed up how you have to go and do work to get money. im literally a cute girl
a long distance friend is kind of a dead wife in a way
not a day goes by that i don’t think of this
i’ve been thinking about this and desperately searching for it for months
RULES FOR DATING MY DAUGHTER:
my daughter cannot, through action or inaction, harm a human or allow a human to come to harm
a daughter at rest or in constant motion remains at rest or in constant motion unless acted upon by another force
daughters are never created or destroyed, only transformed
always treat every daughter as loaded, even if you know she isn't
you do not talk about my daughter
6. If x and y are my daughters, then there exists a set that has x and y as elements.
7. You can fold my daughter through any two points.
8. I have exactly one daughter parallel to a given line passing through a given point.
my bedsheet is pregnant and it's. the rest of my laundry
another one for the collection, gang.
puppy cut flan 🍮🔪
incredible puppy cut the flan technique
badass flan slice performed by small type dogy
when i was at walgreens (at 3 in the morning which explains all of this) the cashier was talking to her coworker about how shed rather be a werewolf than a vampire because vampires are condemned to hell but werewolves arent and then she asked me what i thought and i said vampire because im already condemned to hell and she said in the nicest tone of voice “i dont think anybody is condemned to hell….” paused, stared at me for a few moments, and added on “…not even gay people”
Happy pride month to the filthiest most brutal read I’ve ever been given in my life
crisp glass of water moodboard
$1,000,000 deposited into your bank account every day for the rest of your life or sex with Jafar?
does jafar love me
hell no bitch
I hate when the Squid is mean to the Sponge
batshit normal
drinking and smoking marijuana in public in front of children
westley in the princess bride was so funny for being like ‘talk about this dead guy you loved lol’ and getting the tea about himself
oh he was ur true love? you thought he was hot n strong? rate him 1-10 and why