haters will say its fake

Noe | 24 | she/her | East coast beast coast USA

[transgenderization]

it's soooo messed up how you have to go and do work to get money. im literally a cute girl

[asmrgaret]

it’s weird that professional letters are supposed to start with “dear.” i don’t even call my mom that

[asmrgaret]

my darling hiring manager. my springtime rose. if hired i will bring a strong work ethic to this position

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

no fucking way

[myalgicpierrot]

[ID: A crossword puzzle on vox.com where the hint for 27 down is “Cave dweller who eats over 10,000 spiders a day, in a meme”

End ID.]

[throo]

Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake

[throo]

We could have been eating him

[amnesiaguy]

so ummm welcome to my jar:) lemme show you around! theres some holes poked in the top so i can breathe, theres some leaves to munch on, and ive even got a twig! #mytwig

[amnesiaguy]

weird as hell, thank you for asking

[paperandpencilsandskips]

[gorps]

[kingcatnine]

reminding everyone to wear sunscreen because the sun is a deadly laser: 😁😊

having to spend 10 minutes slathering yourself in grease just to safely be outside in the sun for 20 minutes. because the sun is a deadly laser: 😐👎

[oneheadtoanother]

[epicsause-official]

just got an idea for a banger couples shirts design

[innerchildabortionclinic]

this is how all high protein dessert vids look to me

[kipperlillycopperkettle]

one of us always eat hot chip and the other one always lies

[bonivers]

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

[secondbeatsongs]

if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask

[charl0ttan]

do you think the pieces from chess are all actually mad at each other or are they just like actors

[morphogenetic]

(wanting to make a post about something but it reveals too much about your personal life) i have had a negative experience

[kristina100000]

mozzarella and cheddar when i open my fridge and its not their time to be added to a fuckalicious grilled cheese sandwich

[lawoftheclaw-deactivated2025073]

Maladaptive deeply held belief: nobody could ever love me. Im going to die alone

Positive counterthought: maybe someone has an exceptionally rare form of mental illness that would cause them to make the grave mistake of wanting to fuck me