check out that DILP

(D)og (I)'d (L)ike to (P)et

[thefrottombonts]

I don't fucking understand human interaction and I never will

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

every time i see this fucking picture i am overwhelmed by the urge to make a bizarre, gutteral sound to accompany it.

[1st-1]

Me …………. 

*looks up at the night sky* *sees more stars than usual* *mood immediately lifts by 93%*

[thrud-deactivated20210605]

excuse me i just saw a sign that said “nut then what?” and i almost had a heart attack while driving

[thrud-deactivated20210605]

     NUT

   T HEN W   HAT ?

[cumgremlin]

[thefrottombonts]

Lmfaoooooooo stop running away from anybody who genuinely cares about you just because you're too proud to admit you're scared of commitment

[wizbutts]

Apparently you’re supposed to learn and grow as you become older, but anyone else feel like they’re becoming

DUMB AS SHIT????????

[thefrottombonts]

I feel robbed and just want it back

[beyondhighh]

[slugbox]

FINALLY THIS IS ON MY FUCKING DASH AFTER YEARS. I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS GIFSET.

[satyrbuddy]

My mornings.

[capriciousguru-deactivated20150]

pictured above, knightbloggers

[empiregrotesk-deactivated201705]

[anxiousmofo]

[webcomicofart-deactivated201704]

[boyswanna-be-her]

This picture i took of hector while i was drunk last night looks like a damn renaissance painting

[youremybrandnewday]

Hector

[boyswanna-be-her]

Hector

[deerthing]

georges de la tour, la madeleine a la hector, 1640

[vojun]

[kesal-blog]

never loved a gif so much

[cocktailqueen]

this is kinda creepy tho

[semasiological]

The story behind this painting is very interesting, though.  The artist’s mother was very sick, so the house was always filled a suffocating silence.  This painting depicts him wanting to scream, but having to be silent, hence the anguished expression.  In the whole painting you see figures in the background, one of which is his sister.

[honeymoonfairyy]

by the time Edvard Munch painted The Scream, his mother (as well as one of his sisters) had died from tuberculosis. his father passed from a heart condition and his other sister was admitted into an insane asylum. while some people think this painting is a self portrait, it is lead to be believed that it is a combination of both Munch and his sick sister whose asylum was located near the environment of the painting.

some choose to believe that The Scream depicts the sounds coming from the local asylum while others think it depicts the psychological turmoil of dealing with insanity. either way, it is a truly haunting piece.

[xuoo]

ART HISTORY

[purpleacronym]

wow

[thefrottombonts]

@gay-lobes

[thefrottombonts]

dog: [stares at me because I have food]

me: [flips middle finger at dog]

dog: [gives my middle finger kisses because he does not understand the obscene gesture and does not believe for an instant that I would be cruel to him in even the slightest way]

[rosworms-is-shadowbanned]

Maui is not obese

Maui is a powerful demigod. Big and strong and… oh, you think he looks fat?

That’s probably because you’ve been conditioned by the media to accept this

as what strong and fit looks like. Amiright?

Sadly… these guys are not all that strong. Yeah, they got muscles… but they aren’t built in a useful way. They are built for looks and that’s about it.

This… 

is a strong guy. Actually a competitor in the Strongman competition. But… his tummy sticks out and he doesn’t look like a Dorito. 

You know who else is strong?

These guys…

And Maui…

Look at those arms, omg. And that solid, sturdy torso. You can see a shadow where his meat covers his ribs, but he doesn’t look like any slouch to me.

And this guy…

That’s Dwayne Johnson’s grandfather. When the Disney animators showed him their sketches of Maui, he pulled out a picture of his grandfather and showed it to them because he was amazed how similar they looked. This dude was also a pro wrestler.

There’s actually a great infographic about ab muscles and stuff over HERE. but this is the part i want to show you.

Now… look at Maui again.

That thickness don’t move like fat. It doesn’t jiggle and he’s able to flex it. Look at how it sits on his body. It doesn’t sag… he doesn’t have a gut. There’s even a slight V shape to his torso.

It’s just big and not ‘defined’.

And people aren’t used to that.

(sorry, this isn’t the most organized post… i kinda just let it all spill out)

[sorcery-saga]

Also that actually strong body type is way more attractive.

[languill]

This is also really body positive.

Like Disney could have gone all “sculpted Demi god” but instead they give us a guy that is built like he realistically should be.

And that realism does include a little fat over the muscle.

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via alondraxaz)

[dance-david-dance]

@thefrottombonts

[thenatsdorf]

Finley’s morning routine. [video]

[dance-david-dance]

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