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@theghostryderlynn
I believe in you guys. I’m sure you’ll come up with something great. Awesome is your middle name, isn’t it? Question; are there Syder shippers in existence yet, or can I be the first?
Thanks, Mike. I’ll let him know. We’re putting off talking to Sebastian for now, but we’ll get there. No, but it should be. You know, I have no idea... You can be the first one though, yeah. It’s all good to me as long as you’re not a bly*** shipper. There’s been a lot of those.
Interviews have no limits.
Sure, sure. If you say so.
Considering I haven’t seen you walk into my office yet, I assume Sam put you off the thought of talking to me about that idea of yours?
I do. And yeah, though I’d say it was more of a two man idea. We’ll probably work on it some more.
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I’m trying to really embrace the older wiser mentor thing. Very Morgan Freeman, he’s my inspiration. The prank war was golden, no one could’ve planned something like that if they tried. It put you on the map too. Right, the lighting. Someone should get those bulbs fixed, maybe put in a blacklight. That could be fun. Please, don’t flatter me. I’m just a lowly editor, you’re the young up and comer. The future is officially in your hands.
Well, I think you got it down. You’re definitely a Jedi Master and I don’t think you could get better inspiration than him. True and it’s still not over, I just gotta think of something big. I might not have the celebrity backing, but I’m sure I could pull something off. Yeah, I can’t really regret any part of it because of that. It is! I’ll let the repair man know and dude, imagine. How cool would that be? I’ll flatter you all I want, dude. I guess, but I'm getting help and some amazing advice from this super cool editor guy.
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Chocolate chip?
Chocolate chip.
Somewhere along the lines
I knew you would be, and you’re the only one I’ve 100% casted - though you have much, much better hair, I think you’ll make a great Harry, so congrats! Your first official appearance in one of HumorMe’s parodies. Being a full time employee has it’s perks, doesn’t it?
How could I not? Onesies and One Direction? I’m sold. Okay, awesome, if you need me to talk anyone else into it, I’ll do my best. Thank you! And oh man, yeah, that’s right. It does, though now I’m way more nervous about it.
Interviews have no limits.
Sure, yeah. I’d probably believe that if it were more convincing.
I’m not sleeping with Sam or Jake.
He does wear more plaid than I’ve seen anyone other than a lumberjack wear, but he makes it work. Not fair at all. It’s a hard knock life sometimes, you just gotta deal with it. You’re going to have to come up with something clever to let the world know there may be an occasional side of Mike Chang if they play their cards right.
See, you totally get it and yeah, he does. If he didn’t, I’d have to suggest we’d do an intervention. True and everyone’s just going to have to miss out. Too bad for them. I’ll let Sam know and we’ll work on something. I already know it’s going to be awesome.
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I’m about to get old man inspirational on you, hold onto your Bieber hair. You made it through the internship, with flying colors in my opinion. That’s not something that happens too horribly often. You have real potential, that’s why you’re playing with the big dogs now. Remember that. Ultimately Sebastian wants to be successful, his business mind is what makes him so serious, but it’s also why we’re doing so well. As tough as he is he knows having you can only produce good things, not just someone like you, you. HumorMe needs Ryder Lynn. Breaking a coffee machine or pitching a few bad ideas aren’t going to change that. I most definitely have your back, and it always helps to have the behind the scenes crew in your back pocket. Holla if you need anything, but try not to sweat the small stuff.
Oh man, alright. I’m holding on. Thank you and I will totally remember that and this whole old man inspiration speech. Yeah, that’s definitely true. I’ll make sure to point out that this idea will make him even more successful. Blaine’s prank war with me has been a hit and that wasn’t really planned. This one will be and I’m sure it’ll be better. Also, if it looks like I’m crying, dude, it’s not. It’s just the lighting in here. Right, you’re right. I never thought about that, but I guess it does. Even without that though, you’re like one of the best guys here. I will and I’ll try not to.
Interviews have no limits.
I got a few of the pictures right, which is surprising. You don’t have to call sex ‘working out’, we’re all adults here.
I’m not doing that. I really meant working out, like in a gym. With clothes.
No sex.
Somewhere along the lines
of planning and attending Effy’s surprise 25th birthday somewhere tropical, as well as throwing myself into the various parodies I need to get done - I hope the boys all got their emails about ONESIE Direction and our parody for Up All Night - I lost track of time. It’s hard to believe the show is premiering in only one month; I’m surely not the only one who’s been this swamped, right?
Plus, my fathers want me to go on a cruise with them this summer, but with the show and a hopeful renewal for a second season, I don’t see how I can take any vacations any time soon. It looks like my three days in a tropical paradise were the last I’ll see for awhile.
I’m all for ONESIE Direction and yeah, I haven’t even had time to push Sam into anything. I think things are just going to get busier.
Do you think
Very comforting, Ryder.
And if you try to Catfish me only to show up with a hook on your hand, I have no qualms against ripping it off and stabbing you with it.
I thought it would be.
I hope you know I’m taking a screenshot of that for when it eventually happens. You won’t get away with it.
Interviews have no limits.
It was a game of ‘Guess the Abs’, something no one should think is a fun way to spend a half an hour filming. Especially when they show you mostly female torsos.
Did you win at least? It seems like it’d be hard, whether they showed girls or dudes’ torsos. Though I could totally pick out Sam’s and Jake’s abs since I work out with them a bunch.
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Ryder, yes.
Well, either that or he really does not like sharing. Probably both, now that I think about it.
Samuel, no. What if I made you cookies or something? Would you do it then?
Okay, we’ll I’ll remember it for later.
He’d be more Thor than anything, wouldn’t he? That’s what I picture. But I guess there’s a fine line between Norse God and homeless. Even if it’s me! You’d think I’d be able to get away with it, but if it’s anyone other than Rachel and Santana it’s unprofessional. Just the right amount of cheesy to be effective. I like it. I’m the biggest Syder fan around though, so I’m extremely biased.
He so would. I’m sure he’d appreciate that a lot more too. He’d be happy to know that. And yeah, he crosses it with all the plaid. I can’t believe it, well the first part, I can totally believe the second. 100% not fair. Right? It works, I think. We’re going to have to get you on the show then if it happens.
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But Ryder, half the fun of being the favorite is bragging about it. How could you take the joy away from me? Oh wow. Seriously wow. Sebastian is terrifying at times, I won’t lie. I still find myself standing at attention if I catch him walking by and I’m not diligently working, but I don’t think he’s actually going to fire me. There’s a reason you got the job. Not all interns get this opportunity. If he doesn’t like your pitch he’ll tear you down and bruise your ego, but you’ve gotten some of that from him already I’m sure. Don’t touch his coffee machine and you’ll be fine. Or tell me, or Sam, someone, and we’ll cover for you while you run out and get a replacement. Easy fix.
Okay, okay. You can brag, but only a little. I know, but I can’t help it! He’s always so serious. Me too, I don’t even think about it until after. It’s like, ingrained into me at this point. I think he will, but I’m trying not to really think about it. Good point, a lot of good points. I’ll try to remember that all and yeah, I have. I think I can handle more of it if that happens, it’ll make me want to do better if anything. Probably the best idea and thanks, Mike. I don’t think I’ll touch it so I can avoid breaking it all together, but it’s nice to know you have my back.
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DUDE! THAT’S AWESOME!
RIGHT? I mean, it was awful when he was being a jerk, but still. Meeting him was amazing.
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I can totally do it, and I just did. Knock ‘em, dead, kid.
And don’t eat the mints on his desk. They’re just for decoration.
Sam, no.
Are they really?
