How rude, everyone knows that Iâm a trust fund baby.Â
Your definition of rude must be different than mine.

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@editmechang
How rude, everyone knows that Iâm a trust fund baby.Â
Your definition of rude must be different than mine.
Then why donât you just go and Bake It Off or whatever derivative of that word the actual song uses? So are nuclear bombs but that doesnât mean we need to use them, does it?
Shake It Off, donât pretend like you donât know. Theyâre more deadly than they are clever, your argument is weak. Iâm disappointed.
Though this isnât really my news,
my dear, dear friend and occasional worst enemy has enthralling news sheâs not quite sure she wants to bother announcing, so Iâll take it on both of us to do so: Effyâs pregnant!
I know what youâre thinking, but never fear - I have complete faith in Effyâs ability to bring a child into this world and, while arrangements havenât been officially made, itâs safe to say that I will be there with her every step of the way. Being a mother was never quite in the cards for either of us, but apparently now weâre both being roped into parenthood, one way or the other.Â
Is this a joke?
I have some very exciting news!
Itâs just crazy to think that this is really happening, you know? Me, Rachel Berry, a Broadway star. Iâve been dreaming about it since I was a child, I wasnât sure itâd ever really happen.Â
I understand completely. But itâs happening, youâre well on your way. So, Rachel Berry, now that all your dreams are finally coming true, what are you going to do next? Disneyland?
I feel so, so sorry for you, Chang.
I..canât imagine why.
Not you, too. Thatâs just too tragic.
I think you mightâve lost me, Iâm missing the tragedy.
No, I think letting Hugh Efner go by unpunished is truly cruel, Chang.
Come on, itâs funny! Plus Iâm comparing you to a very influential person. Look at the enterprise he built. Iâm calling you a self made millionaire.Â
effybennett
I donât know whatâs sadder this post or your handle.
Youâre one of the haters Taylor sings about. You really donât like my handle? Itâs clever.
Anyone else ever have
Donât go down this road, Chang. There were strict rules in place that you could only win one category. Itâs why Rachel got best ass over Santana because sheâd already gotten best chest.
I no longer want to comment on this because I donât want to put myself in the place that you just have. It was nice knowing you, Brave Little Brodster.
I have some very exciting news!
Thank you, Michael. Thatâs very touching, and I truly appreciate the sentiment. But as I said - a workshop doesnât guarantee anything. It may wind up on Broadway before December, it may end up there in 2019, or it may never go past a few months of intense rehearsals. Iâm not truly prepared to give up my, admittedly cushy, job at HumorMe to chase after an unknown at the moment. Â
Oh wow, now I know itâs serious you just Michael-ed me. Itâs a show starring Rachel Berry, Iâm not entirely sure how these things work, but theyâll have it up on the real stage ASAP. Look at the timing of all this, it worked out perfectly for you. I donât think itâs an unknown. I believe they call this destiny.Â
Steven Yeun as Mike Chang, chosen by Mike Chang.
Have you always been a dork?
Always and forever. I was born this way.
Anyone else ever have
You only won because Iâd already won best biceps and was therefore ineligible.
Hey, whatever helps you sleep at night. They are very nice biceps, I mean I heard you only won because they didnât want to give everything to me, but I mightâve imagined it.
Like runs a shelter for all other abandoned Lego animals to much, or like Lego Hannibal too much?
Now that youâre bringing it up, Iâ not sure. But I mean look at her, sheâs clearly too attached. Could you imagine holding a dog and never putting it down? That canât be sanitary.
@humormeweston sheâs an animal lover, at least. did you get her number?
@chittychittychangchang i tried, she refused to put down her dog?? she loves animals TOO much
Anyone else ever have
Give me some credit. I know my audience, knew âshirtlessâ wouldnât work on you.
You really know how to treat a guy though, donât you?
Is it because Iâm not Rachel? Should I talk more about cats? Or because I was voted best abs in the office? You knew Iâd be unimpressed.Â
I do. I was born this way.
Anyone else ever have
Um⊠I turned 27 last month and I didnât get any chocolate then? Or how about I helped you with all those videos that one time. And didnât I give you the extra chips from the machine when it gave me two bags? Thatâs got to count for something, right?
I expected something along the lines of âhave you seen me shirtlessâ, which I wouldâve easily said no to, but you have real reasons. They definitely count. Iâll get you the hook up. Itâll be very romantic.