Oh hey, Tumblr is allowing NSFW art again?
Only took you 4 fuckin years
Oh well, welcome back I guess.
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Oh hey, Tumblr is allowing NSFW art again?
Only took you 4 fuckin years
Oh well, welcome back I guess.
Hereās a recent pic š¤š»
My tumblr isnāt anything nsfw. I sometimes use it to look at nsfw stuff, but I mostly reblog dumb shit. Thatās not the point tho. Tumblr is making a big mistake. Itās fucking over a lot of people instead of just listening to users months ago. Instead of fixing the actual problem, letās just destroy lots of peoples freedom of speech, particularly LGBTQ+. Why would I support a platform like that? Why would I want to go to a place that censors āfemale presenting nipplesā? Itās been fun, tumblr, but I can look at dumb memes anywhere else.
InspiredĀ @connorsquarterĀ ās post
I feel like Iām playing the most suspenseful moment of a Bioshock game and this is the audio recording Iāve found in the bottom of a trash can
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They are the best
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My wife and I were were talking the other day and, I donāt remember what we were even talking about, but the idea came up that we would need an oreo for. I joked about getting one from my secret stash. This is where she made her mistake. She said āoh right, like you could have an Oreo stash without me knowing about it.ā
Iām sorry?
Thatās a challenge.
Oreos aquired.
Iām going to hide them in a super simple place at first
But be sure to follow this post while I chronicle all the ways and places I hide them and also how I plan on taunting her with cookies while she canāt find the package
She is out of the house for a moment so itās time to enjoy a few cookies
And find a new hiding spot
Hehehe
They up there
Normally Iām a Oreos with milk kinda guy, but Iāll take coffee if coffee is available
Now to hide them right under her nose
She never looks under the TV for anything. Tonight when we are watching Halloween Wars Iāll have a big dopey grin on my face
Time to up the stakes. It was fun having em here and hiding them around her while she didnāt know what was happening. Bit now itās time for her to be in on the game she is playing
Four cookies packed in her lunch. Game on
Iāve been cleaning house today and feeling like Iāve done a pretty good job. Time to reward myself with some delicious Oreos
Aaaaand put them where she would never find them in a million years
:)
Got up early this morning and helped pack everyoneās lunch. Pulling a damn Oprah over here
You get some cookies! You get some cookies! Everyone gets cookies!
Then a devious idea struck meā¦
I put the remaining Oreos in a baggie to hide by themselves. Now to āhideā the package where it will probably be foundā¦
And pin the actual stash to the inside of the closet wall
If you two werenāt already married Iād beg you to marry her because you two are obviously perfect for each other and I love this post with all my heart
This guyās dopey grin at his success at hiding oreos is exactly what Iām here for
You like that eh? Well you are going to love todayās installment
Look at that. So sad. So few Oreos left
Guess Iāll just pin em right to the middle of the wall in the middle of the living room. Sheāll never find em there
Oh, guess I should put this back up
Bwa ha ha ha! You guys! You guys donāt understand! I was planning on doing this and when I got home and looked at it I was like āaww, itās too thin. They wonāt fit.ā I even TOLD my wife this and how I was disappointed that I wouldnāt be able to hide them back there.
But then I looked again. They dooooo
Thank you all so much for the love. I knew y'all would like this, but I had no idea you would like it THIS MUCH. People calling us āgoalsā and stuff⦠Manā¦. Itās kinda hard to take in ya know? Anyways: if this post gets Over 9000⢠before I get off work today I will pick up Halloween Oreos on my way home and this will not stop
And, as promised, a dopey grin
Twasnt easy to get the stupid video to load. But I got it and I recommend giving it a watch here: http://keepcalmandcarrieunderwood.tumblr.com/post/179330357103
She is so happy that the Oreo Saga continues. Just look at how happy she is
Came home to find this
But she never looked inside the blue chair
Good stuff, but itās time for some cookies
Gotta have some while I think about where these guys are going next
Hmmmmm
Got it.
Ohmygosh oh. my. gosh. You guys. Near disaster. Check this shiz out:
Wife and I were sewing Ellyās Halloween costume up
Yea, she is going to be a spider and itās super cute and all but. But. Loooook
Holy actual shit the Oreos fell out from the table literally next to her.
The moment she got up I threw them into the closet
Also:shout out to whoever it was that lost a follower for this post
Sry bout that eh.
Long, but worth it.
Thatās what she said
SO ANYWAYS in honor of Halloween, the oreos have been moved to the Christmas decorations.
I figure I COULD leave them there till thanksgiving. Weāll see if I feel the need to move them again before then
Fa la la la la sucka
Happy Halloween
You guys wanted an update and I am finally ready. I have been thinking of a great place to hide em and I think I finally have an epic place. Just gotta go get em
Uh.
Well.
This wasnāt part of todayās plan.
Oh my god⦠This post just keeps getting better and better.
You should start looking for them.
Hmmmm maybe I should. Okay
Found em!
Ahhhh ok
Yo. Whatās up.
Got some separated and ready for lunches tomorrow morning.
Lets see you find em in here babe
Oh, also
This is my absolute favorite post on this site
Cool! Want me to reblog you so you can be part of it? Sweet!
I decided that maybe itās dangerous for everyone and every cookie involved hiding them inside the furnace air duct. Time to see how they fairedā¦
Well they look ok. But TIS THE SEASON so letās do this
Iāve decided to play it a bit risky this go round. It is a bit chilly out and time to put the guards over the hoses. Oh well, Iāll hide near them anyways. Put a little fear in my life
Tee hee
They up there now.
PEACE
This is completely amazing and Iām going to do this to my husband as soon as I can.
Reblog with the Queen song that you go so hard to that it could probably revive you from the dead
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Iām suing the U.S. government for causing the climate change crisis, and I'm 22.
My name is Kelsey Juliana and Iām suing the United States government for causing and accelerating the climate change crisis. Iām 22 years old and Iāve been a climate activist for more than half of my life.
I know that young people like me, and others who have yet to be born, have a right to a safe climate system. The constitution guarantees all Americans the right to life, liberty, and property. But how is anyone supposed to live a life of freedom amid a climate crisis? My own government is violating my constitutional rights by its ongoing and deliberate actions that cause climate change and itās not right.
I, along with 20 other young people from around the country, filed a lawsuit against the federal government in 2015, called Juliana v. United States.
Weāre not asking for money. Instead, weāre asking the court to order the government to develop and implement a National Climate Recovery Plan based on the best available science.
This plan should end the reign of fossil fuels and quickly decarbonize our atmosphere so that we can stabilize our climate system before itās too late.
The longer we go without climate recovery, the more we risk allowing our climate to spiral completely out of control.
And the climate is spiraling out of control, no matter how many politicians claim weāre experiencing normal fluctuations or, worse, a āhoax.ā All of the expert witnesses in our lawsuit say that we are currentlyāalreadyāin the ādanger zoneā and an āemergency situationā with only 1°C of planetary heating. Allowing the planet to heat up any more is not safe for our species, as well as so many others. And according to the Trump administrationās most recent environmental impact statement, the planet could heat as much as 7°F before the end of this century. We cannot allow this to happen because we simply will not survive.
We originally filed our lawsuit against the Obama administration. That administration tried to have the case dismissed, but the judge ruled in our favor and found that we should be allowed to go to trial.
In 2017, the Trump administration inherited the lawsuit and it has done everything in its power, employing every conceivable tactic, to deny my fellow plaintiffs and me our right to present our case in court. This administration is so fiercely attempting to silence our voices.
At this point, every level of the federal judiciaryāthe U.S. District Court, the Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals, and the Supreme Courtāhas denied the Trump administrationās efforts to have the case thrown out. Yet it will not halt its efforts to avoid standard legal procedures and confront us, the nationās youth, in court.
Our trial is officially scheduled to begin on October 29, 2018 in Eugene, Oregon.
What weāre asking for could change everything.
My fellow plaintiffs and I want you with us as we head into the courtroom to confront the United States government for knowingly violating our constitutional rights. Supporters will hold rallies in every state around the country, so if you canāt be with us in Eugene, find your local rally here.
Get regular updates by following @youthvgov on social media.
You can learn more about this case and get regular trial updates by tuning in to the No Ordinary Lawsuit podcast here.
Lastly, if you have the means, click here to make a donation to Our Childrenās Trust, the nonprofit organization that supports our lawsuit and many others like it around the country.
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I typically keep anything not fluffy and fun off of my tumblr as a way of having one place where I can just look at stupid jokes and animals, but this is SO DAMN IMPORTANT
I am a weird nerd who likes esoteric cosplay so hereās my costume for this year. Iām the goth accountant from the Windows 98 Excel ad campaign. Happy Halloween and may your levels always be endless.
Wait wait wait
Was that a real ad
That was 1000% a real ad because anything vaguely computer-related in the 90s was fuckinā bonkers.
@dm7dragonfyre Iām not sure if yo boy has a tumblr but I need him to see these lol
Relatable