100 Tacos for 100 Dollars

descriptions are for things that are not adequately fleximizing the zeitscheiss of their aesthetiwave

[trying-trying2lyk]

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

[justatiredlittlesnail]

[ct4cd]

One (1) singular sensation

[shinvermouthea]

They're adding id to porn websites so kids have to go to the woods to find a discarded porn mag and use it as currency until jerry's mom finds it and throws it out because he hid it under his mattress, the idiot, that's the first place moms look

[ct4cd]

Congrats to whoever relaunches Maxim

[molabuddy]

[setting: large discord server]

you: abort that thang

someone you've never spoken to in your life: um, that's actually really offensive bc i was an abortion so you should delete this

you: wtf how

[you check the member list and they are nowhere to be found]

[molabuddy]

Moral of The Story: What?

[book3zuko]

[ct4cd]

Butterfly Effect-ing yourself...to win an argument on the internet. Discord indeed...or a funny kind of order. Hard to know one from the other...in the Twilight Zone.

[badassdemonsword]

[ct4cd]

The Man from A.S.S.H.O.L.E.

[classichorrorblog]

Hellraiser (1987)

[ct4cd]

"jk lol we're a bunch of generic slasher monsters, we literally just kill whatever's in front of us"

Hellraiser (2022)

[probablybadrpgideas]

Worm-like aliens who consider humans as "incomprehensible horrors" but only because every creature on their planet is some variation of "worm" and their minds cannot comprehend any being that isn't just "long squiggly tube".

Counterargument - is a human not a long squiggly tube?

[ct4cd]

A worm would look at our digestive tract and conclude that we're just an inefficient tube, we'd become the worm version of that meme about how a mug is topologically a torus

[maxknightley]

the fucked up thing about recording a podcast or writing a book or whatever is that you have to wait until it comes out to see people react to it.

[maxknightley]

Can't they just establish a psychic connection with me and know how beautiful and wise my ideas are

[ct4cd]

The terror of people seeing The Thing before it's ~*finished*~ vs the terror of having to actually finish and release The Thing for other people to tell you if it's good or not

[shinvermouthea]

Item: A Set of Dice Rarity: ⏶ Common

Do you consider yourself a lucky person when playing?

Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.

The fuck is this

[ct4cd]

How to make "blogger" sound like a slur

[cryptotheism]

Bad genre fic: The Busty Alien saga book 14; what if race was real and worked like in dungeons of dragons

Bad lit fic: What if the odessey was boring

[cryptotheism]

Genuinely tasteless. It has fight scenes with magical creatures and sexual witches. Loser opinion.

[ct4cd]

Are you saying The Busty Alien Saga doesn't have those

[maple--the]

the REAL story behind touhou: In 1931 a man named Touny Houston opened an all-girls orphanage but due to poor oversight the girls often ended up getting in fights and throwing darts at each other. the girls had to either learn to dodge the darts or be killed

[ct4cd]

How many goddamn girls were there at this orphanage

[oldshowbiz]

[usualgangofidiots]

Movie critics Siskel and Ebert, 1984

[ct4cd]

Crazy how well this describes these two men

[kulluto]

literally one of my favorite tweets ever

[ct4cd]

[mclennonyaoi]

in 2019 i saw someone call her butch

[junglejim4322]

She looks like pastel goth mr bean

[ct4cd]

She looks like the mean teacher at a posh clown college

[jncos]

I need fanart of her with the biggest tits you can draw.

No, those are too big.

[ct4cd]

[despazito]

[spinalfluidexplosiongirl]

i feel like theres a bit of an elephant in the room here

[ct4cd]

Rabid Zionism is entirely compatible with Stalin's guiding principle of "Fuck everybody but me"

[probablybadrpgideas]

Use power word kill 7 times in a row, call that a death sentence

[ct4cd]

The word is buffalo

[play-now-my-lord]

oh, this giant book i'm gently hover-handing in the crook of my leathery old arm? this giant book?? that's called the holy bible, and it's why your elephant is about to become a French citizen

[ct4cd]

Why is he made out of sand