This is Not a Pipe

A place for me to geek out and get ideas. I write fic, sometimes. -Harringrove -HellCheer -Other Things That Make Me Happy

[thegoodmacaroni]

I’m in a really, really bad headspace right now. Could my Harringrove + HellCheer friends distract me a bit?

[hellcheersmovingcastle]

Ok but I’ll never get over chrissy the cheerleader with eddie the freak—eddie the guy who’s demonized, ridiculed and hated with a cheerleader? With someone whose thing is literally to support and hype and be your biggest fan?? And chrissy, the high school princess who’s secretly dying from the pressure to be perfect and inner demons she can’t share? With the outcast whose life’s mission is to take in weirdos and give them a safe space to be themselves and isn’t afraid to go against social norms and says fuck society’s standards like are you fucking kidding me?? They are objectively perfect together

[thegoodmacaroni]

Ridiculous thought, but I was rewatching Steel Magnolias and now I’m imagining Steve Harrington visiting his grandmother in Louisiana, convincing her to install track lighting in the foyer, and coming out of the closet.

[thegoodmacaroni]

I can't be the only one thinking about hellcheer and the little mermaid right? Chrissy the sea princess with her sparkling green tail, her life planned out for her (maybe already betrothed to some over-zealous sea-knight) and her voice stolen - falling in love with an eccentric human prince she rescued from drowning, who embodies everything she wishes she could become.

He fell for her too, hard. Probably the moment she started combing her hair with a salad fork.

[hellcheersmovingcastle]

Reading hellcheer fics

[berubara-4-ham]

Eddissy in Sleeping Beauty au anyone?

[wrecked-fuse]

ST Harringrove (+Bucklway) art dump

🔪🔪🔪 в вк не репостить🔪🔪🔪

[thehandymen]

i am not immune to stories in which characters who have endured harsh, empty existences become absolutely transformed by someone’s sincere love for them and learn to live

[poubelle-d-elle]

QUESTION— ps. unhinged answers completely acceptable.

What do y’all think the Lost Boys did to warrant getting banned from Max’s video store?

[lostbetweenvampiresandmusic]

They ate the last three employees, and people were starting to notice

[ria-coolgirl]

Sounds legit

[thinkblotted]

They took a copy of Gremlins, deleted the tape, and then filmed themselves doing their own version of the movie.

Yes, David was Stripe. Yes the blood is real.

Max is still getting questions about that version.

[hexmari]

Marko played gizmo (very poorly), Paul played Billy, Edgar unknowingly played Pete (they took videos of him in the comic store and dubbed his lines over whenever he’d talk. Sure one of them could’ve played the character but they swear Edgar looks just like the kid), Dwyane played both the parents, and the rest of the cast consisted of Thorn and Marko’s pigeons with the boys dubbing lines over them.

[doomcheese]

This made my heart happy to do. A commission for the lovely @patternscolorsflowers

[p4r4syte]

if youre cold, theyre cold. Let Them In.

[williamprattz]

The Lost Boys (1987) dir. Joel Schumacher

[thedeviljudges]

[bolto-deactivated20211002]

[alopexplasma]

this is *lovingly* animated

[hetamushitama]

oh god and then i unmuted it

[slcpunkmoved]

men love being tied to chairs and gagged it makes them feel masculine it's the same as working in an office

[longhorned]

this is very funny bc i went to a class on gay cowboy bondage that discussed hypermasculinity in the practice and basically made this exact point but like, unironically

[slcpunkmoved]

a class on what

[ribbondear]

📢 GAY COWBOY BONDAGE

[meowser65]

all my life i've gone to wrong schools it feels like

[cupcakefoggy]

@thegoodmacaroni why do I feel like this could be easily worked into a Harringgrove fic 🤣

[thegoodmacaroni]

Why must you confront me with the truth???

[warheadache]

Chubby Billy post S3. He gains some weight while recovering from his injuries from being flayed and the Mind Flayer attacking him. Even after fully recovering and being able to work out he still can’t get some of the weight off, but Steve reassures him and shows just how much he loves every bit of his boy.

Full NSFW mini comic here

[monkey-po]