Hiya I'm Saf or Shield! This is a place to put all of my fandom brainrot. Mostly Stranger Things (Harringrove, Metalsandwich and Munver forever, Rarepairs for forever and a day) and Teen Wolf (It's Sterek time.) It’s a side blog lol so if I don’t follow back that’s why.
Don't want to read all this but you're trying to find my AO3? It's right here.
Are you a minor? Turn back, amigo. I’m 30.
You want to argue about Billy Hargrove? Girl, argue with the wall.
Did you ask me something? Asks are right here bb.
Text Post Memes:
Are you here looking for my Stranger Things + Text Posts? They’re all here.
What about the Teen Wolf Ones? That's here.
Do you just want ones where Billy Hargrove is a little menace? Those are in the tag Walking OSHA violation Billy Hargrove.
Do you just want the ones with Steve? Those are in the tag Honestly walking HR violation Steve Harrington.
Can't find the one you're looking for? Send me an ask!
Active WIP Fanfics:
(NEW) Single Dad Alpha!Steve Harrington with the brattiest interior decorator Omega!Billy Hargrove anyone??? You may like Nesting Instinct, which you can find on AO3 here and Tumblr here.
How about Munver Omegaverse Bodyswap? You heard me, it's Omegaverse Body Swap! That's Body Language which you can read on AO3 here get bonus content for here.
Complete Stranger Things Multichapter Fanfic:
Do you want what happens after the fight after the Byer’s house, when Steve goes back to the house to clean up the mess (Billy) that he left sleeping? That’s Serrated, on AO3 Here, and out of context spoilers here. Very angsty, mind the tags, rated E.
Frat Boy Harringrove Slow Burn? Featuring the most Oblivious Steve and Billy ever? You're looking for Vibe Check and you can read it here and read on Tumblr and get bonus content here. Updates once or twice a month.
Do you want an Angst Soaked Joyride through the gates of Hell with a superpowered Billy fighting Vecna’s curse? That’s Vecnavision 3D and you can find it on AO3 Here or see out of context spoilers Here. Rated E.
What about a straight up Harringrove friends with benefits romance that is not a slow burn? That’s Run for the Shadows and you can find it on AO3 Here or see out of context spoilers Here. Rated E.
You want coffee shop au? You’re looking for La Ladra which is on AO3 Here or on Tumblr Here. Rated M.
You like Eddie x Jason?
Do you want a sexy workplace romance where the sex is the work? That's Tainted Love, a Munver/Tigerfreak OnlyFans Au
Do you want Tigerfreak Omegaverse, with a very traumatized Omega Jason? That’s But I’m a Cheerleader on AO3 here.
Shorter Fics?
On Tumblr all of my writing should be backed up under the my writing tag here. But I archive on my AO3 Here.
For a longer listing you can go to my old pinned post here.
you’re eric bogosian you’re like 70something and you think your days of being a big dick bisexual are over and then you sign on to play a character on some vampire show and within three years you’re posting oldguy thirst traps that make assad zaman foam at the mouth in your instagram comments
“Williams’ victory feels especially well deserved because Shane Hollander is not an easy character to portray. As we wrote in our review of the series, Williams delivers “a masterclass in micro-expressions and physical restraint.” Shane spends much of the story fighting against himself, suppressing emotions he barely allows himself to acknowledge, and Williams manages to communicate entire emotional arcs through a glance, a tense jaw, or a slight shift in posture. Every crack in Shane’s carefully constructed armor lands with devastating impact because of the work Williams puts in throughout the series.
Seeing that performance recognized on one of Canada’s biggest stages feels incredibly rewarding. Williams’ win is also historic in its own right. At just 25 years old, he became the youngest performer ever to win Best Lead Performer, Drama, at the Canadian Screen Awards, accomplishing the feat on his very first nomination.”
Established Sterek would be the most clingy and awkward couple to ever exist.
The poor pack now has to deal with double sarcasm, sass, irony and bad decisions.
They all would be in a pack meeting discussing their new fae enemy, just for Stiles and Derek to look at each other eyes for a whole minute without even blinking and then leave the room without explanation.
By the time the pack comes out with a plan and drives to the fae nest, the only thing left is fae black goo. A text to Stiles later and now they know why they left earlier.
"Sorry Scotty but it was takin 2 much and Derek and I were in the middle of a My Little Pony marathon. A few moody flies are not worthy ignoring Twilight Sparkle dude"
imagine before the draft lottery all the draft projections were like, hollander and rozanov are both so fucking good but hollander is canadian and the bottom two teams are montreal & ottawa so he's got a slight edge. then boston sitting at fifth wins the lottery and rozanov is obviously the right fit for boston, everybody knows that. shane hollander sitting with the increasingly certain knowledge that he didn't do anything wrong but he's going to get drafted second anyway. hockey's never been fair. he loves it so much and it never loves him back. a fucking lottery.
when ilya asks shane “worth the wait? 😏” to get his ego stroked and then shane lays those tender loving kisses upon his face…….its so over for you fake ass idgafer i saw your resolve start to crumble🤣🤣🤣🫵🏻🫵🏻🫵🏻
Until Dawn 2 having Dacre Montgomery means 3D NSFW artists will have a model to pair with the DBD model of Steve Harrington…spiritual Harringrove content…holy shit
if ilya rozanov purred “such a good trick” in my face and then kissed me like i was ancient valuable porcelain with a five figure insurance policy and then proceeded to ghost me for 6 months i would kill him with a hammer
“This kink is problematic when you think about it” ohhhhhh shit ok lemme head on over to the kink store and trade these kinks in for one that make my jackoff fantasies morally superior
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