Apr 23, 2025
AU where Chrissy responds to one of those twitter prompts that’s like, “What’s your weirdest encounter with a celebrity?”
and she’s like, “idk if this counts but I went to middle school with the guitarist from Corroded Coffin and he asked me out at the talent show. I said yes and we high fived and he never spoke to me again, so now when guys I’m not interested flirt with me I tell them oh, so sorry, I’m actually dating a musician named Eddie. it’s technically true.”
obviously it goes viral.
a week later, guess who pops up in her DMs like, “well damn Cunningham I didn’t know we were still together. you’ll have to let me treat you to dinner so I can break up with you properly!”
(spoiler alert: they don’t break up)
