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I'm only here for the moominvalley fandom Edit: I should've known better. Now Tumblr has me in a choke hold.

[vulgarmaw]

Could a homosexual lend me, an asexual, a single use of the word flaming?

[amulet-coin]

YOU have obtained:

🔥 ×1

[vulgarmaw]

I, a flaming asexual, need someone to please call the fire department. It is an emergency.

[vexwerewolf]

Perfectly executed joke, no notes

[all-u-can-meat]

21 3/4

[thegovernmentschicken]

#Shia LaBUFF :)

[tiefling-queer]

look at me. listen to me. bigots and queerphobes don’t know the distinction between a trans person, a gnc cis gay person, and a cisgender heterosexual crossdresser. all of these people are just queer degenerates to them. that is why their anti-drag bills are written so vaguely as to encompass any possible mundane gender nonconformity - so they can target as many of us as possible in one ruling. and that’s why you need to stop trying to put lines between these groups in regards to ‘who’s more oppressed’ and ‘who has the right to talk about gender’ - gender nonconformity and transgenderism are punished in exactly the same way. cut one of us and the other bleeds. our fight is the same.

[poisonousquinzel]

sometimes the takes I see in the Harley Quinn tag are just beyond stupid.

but fun fact, this is a Straight moment. Cause there's actually just no universes where they read as Gay. None at all. A provable fact.

Batgirl Adventures

c'mon is it gay to be able to Play with your bestie in an implied sexual manner? totally not. Big Straight moment.

Batgirl Adventures

Love calling my straight bestie, as a straight, bay-bee. Nothing to see here, just hets being hets.

Ladies, is it gay to wax poetry about the woman you're going to / just had wild, loud sex with?

"But there is nothing to say.

Because you already know my heart.

I showed you everything--the darkest corners of myself--and you still came back.

What else is love?"

Poison Ivy (2022 - ) #9

"This is my favorite time. When there's absolutely no reason to get up... and I can watch the light change as it moves across your face."

Poison Ivy (2022 - ) #9

DC Love Is Love (2017)

Just some readable platonic heterosexuals in the 2017 Love Is Love comic. (Straight rep matters <3 and they are that. Straight.)

Dark Knights Of Steel #5 - #8

Saying you'd bury an army for her? And then kissing her chapters later? Uh, Het Behavior 🙄

Just a couple of straight besties getting *checks notes* married.

Injustice: Year Zero #8

Calling your bestie your Home, clear and obvious straight behavior.

Harley Quinn (2021 - ) #27

Calling your new bestie "Cherie" and kissing her after she cuts off a loser's hand for you <3 only readably straight behavior.

DC Comics: Bombshells #42

This? Also Straight.

Batman: Wayne Family Adventures EP 67 "Branching Out"

"Harley Quinn's Girlfriend" FRIEND

Case closed.

Just a couple of readably platonic, heterosexual besties.

Ladies, is it gay to have numerous Pride Covers for Pride Month's DC Pride comics together?

DC Pride: Connecting Covers for Harley Quinn (2021 - ) #31 and Poison Ivy (2022 - ) #13 | Artist: Claire Roe

DC Pride (2023)

Gold Foil Variant Cover | Artist: Jen Bartel

Wraparound Variant Cover | Artist: Gabriel Picolo

Harley Quinn (2021 - ) #4 | Pride Card Stock Variant • Artist: Kris Anka

DC Pride 2021

Artist: Jim Lee

Artist: Jen Bartel

DC Pride 2022

Cover B; Swaby Wraparound Variant | Artist: Joshua Sway

Cover D Incentive 1:25; Foil Variant | Artist: Jen Bartel

The DC Book of Pride | Cover by Paulina Ganucheau

We're just imagining all the subtext, coding and flat out confirmations.

We're the illiterate ones ig. Clearly, that's all Straight behavior.

There's nothing in any universe they've ever appeared in that actually reads as Gay, it's all just Bruce Timm and co being horny and thinking Ladies Kissing Hot, and that's IT. all the years worth of content that's not even written by Timm, Conner or Palmiotti is IRRELEVANT!

If you consume any of their comics and read them as Gay, that's on you!

[handles27]

fruity boys on their bridge!

made this with air-dry clay, was pretty much the first thing ive tried w sculpting so im v proud of it. took about a week of. accidentally working on it from 10pm-6am because im a nocturnal fool, but it turned out really well!

i have some progress pics too that i might post

ps: the hat is removable!