Quality nonsense

I don't actually know how I got here, please help, I have a family that misses me... I am an adult for reference. 18+ only not horribly NSFW

[vulgarmaw]

I am the sluttiest asexual.

[softgrlfriend]

that’s enough emotions for a whole year. ciao

[insertchaoticenbyname]

The earlier in the year you reblog this the better it gets

[vulgarmaw]

*puts you in the machine*

[winged-void]

The problem is I always want to dm my mutuals some shit like "I consider you an ally to my cause"

[vulgarmaw]

If we're mutuals I am an ally to every cause you have and will kill for it.

[vulgarmaw]

*starts tapdancing in your inbox (it echoes through your entire blog)*

*takes a long slow drag of a lit celery stick*

[artisplatters]

was trying to queue something because, well, I don't wanna spam in everyone's faces so I queue about half the things I'd reblog

but it keeps giving me an error so I went to check-

is there a queue limit cuz I think I reached it ^v^"

[vulgarmaw]

Que'd this in solidarity.

[miss-coffee]

Incognito scissoring

[vulgarmaw]

Shh

[vulgarmaw]

Hai *squiggles your brain affectionately*

My HWAT?!?

[vulgarmaw]

Cheap sense

Like spidy sense, but for deals?

[dead-immortal]

The opposite of quality nonsense, actually

[vulgarmaw]

So the real spidy sense was the flaming asexuals we found along the way.

[vulgarmaw]

Cheap sense

Like spidy sense, but for deals?

[prokopetz]

I think the weirdest form of fatphobia I keep bumping into is writers suddenly becoming deeply concerned with physical realism when a fat character is involved even in contexts where everybody's physical capabilities are explicitly bullshit. "They're fat, it wouldn't make sense for them to have super speed" and it would make sense for the 98-pound twink to be able to run at Mach Fuck? That's something skinny people can do in real life, is it?

[vulgarmaw]

Actually it would absolutely make sense for the fat character to have super speed. Like do you understand how many calories you'd burn running that fast?

They probably pack it on as much as possible just so they can run longer. I mean I would. I'm not running out of energy halfway through kicking your fatphobic ass.

[vulgarmaw]

Everyday is 9/11 when you're a pilot who's bad at their job.

[ace-disgrace-on-the-case]

Maybe it's because I'm too ace and too poly at the same time but like. I don't really get why people don't flirt with their friends?

Like, why is that not a normal thing for friends to do with each other?

You're friends! You have an emotional connection! It's fun to fluster people consensually, and both of you know each other well enough to pull it off!

And like. You're afraid you might catch feelings if you do that? Well then I have something to tell you because you might already have those and you two are gonna need to figure that out anyway

Flirting! Do it with your friends

[ace-disgrace-on-the-case]

And why not?

Skill issue tbh

[tomato-puppy]

because my straight friend would think that's fucking weird?! not everyone lives a privileged coddled little life buddy. "skill issue" try playing the game past the tutorial on anything but easy mode

[ace-disgrace-on-the-case]

> talking to a trans woman I disagree with

> call her buddy

Every fucking time…

[numbersareimaginary]

"I don't want to flirt with my straight friend that's weird" then don't?????? Post is not about you or your lame friend or that relationship?

[vulgarmaw]

Sorry, you can only flirt with people in the designated flirting zone. Fucking dumbass.

[ace-disgrace-on-the-case]

*Stands two feet to the left* this better?

[vulgarmaw]

I was very openly mocking the one person who rebloged you. Obviously you personally can do no wrong.

[ace-disgrace-on-the-case]

Maybe it's because I'm too ace and too poly at the same time but like. I don't really get why people don't flirt with their friends?

Like, why is that not a normal thing for friends to do with each other?

You're friends! You have an emotional connection! It's fun to fluster people consensually, and both of you know each other well enough to pull it off!

And like. You're afraid you might catch feelings if you do that? Well then I have something to tell you because you might already have those and you two are gonna need to figure that out anyway

Flirting! Do it with your friends

[ace-disgrace-on-the-case]

And why not?

Skill issue tbh

[tomato-puppy]

because my straight friend would think that's fucking weird?! not everyone lives a privileged coddled little life buddy. "skill issue" try playing the game past the tutorial on anything but easy mode

[ace-disgrace-on-the-case]

> talking to a trans woman I disagree with

> call her buddy

Every fucking time…

[numbersareimaginary]

"I don't want to flirt with my straight friend that's weird" then don't?????? Post is not about you or your lame friend or that relationship?

[vulgarmaw]

Sorry, you can only flirt with people in the designated flirting zone. Fucking dumbass.

[vulgarmaw]

Me:"About the butter pussy slug?"

Wife, with no context whatsoever: "I don't like the fish."

Like who fucking says that?

[ace-disgrace-on-the-case]

oh shit i'm behind on my posting quota for this month

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

mallon of gilk

[vulgarmaw]

Pood gost OP

[vulgarmaw]

You're telling me an egg fried that rice?