Eat Some Breakfast Then Change the World

If you don't think I'm funny take your broke ass home.

[pomeranian2]

[onemilliondraculas]

pretty rude that i’m not small enough to sit under mushrooms

[adrian714-deactivated20200501]

[inahiddenplace]

how we act alone when we don’t feel like we have witnesses.. that is the genuine self.. me walking around my room punching the air talking to myself in a bad southern accent, that’s ME baby. you’re never going to know me like i know me. haha.

[fn-6969]

I can’t believe they already leaked the new Star Wars crawl! It looks great!

[theproblematicblogger]

[thebootydiaries]

me: wakes up

me: ahh what a lovely day

me literally ten minutes later: i have no future and will never be able to pursue my dreams

[onemilliondraculas]

pretty rude that i’m not small enough to sit under mushrooms

[theocseason4]

[booblessgoddess]

[passinnotesinsecrecy]

i’ve never felt more exposed in my life

[awwww-cute]

[miathepom]

[beyonslayed]

Me to God on Judgement Day explaining why I deserve to go to heaven even though I joked all the time about my gay ass going to hell

[fromforks]

[dearbisexual]

on every level except physical this is me

[cognitohazardous]

[cognitohazardous]

me n my friend watching a slug we found on the sidewalk