"That's not my fault."

[systemctic]

     But what if something important came up? What if she really needed to take that call, if it was a Board member or what if-

         “Deal. My phone will           be COMPLETELY off.”

[thegradykid-blog]

“Awesome, you have a deal.”

And he would hold up his half of the bargain. It may only be a 15% chance of dinner happening, but oh well. He would be ready at the right time.

[thecenturionwhowillnotwait-deac]

Send me a ‡‡ if you like how I portray my muse.

[systemctic]

✎

send me ✎ for a facebook post my muse made about yours

thegradykid

[leviaraelle-moved]

Send me “No, no, no, don’t die on me!” for a scenario in which my muse dies protecting yours.

[thegradykid-blog]

Starter call.

[damonic]

the person i reblogged this from is a precious cinnamon roll.

[somekindofaskdump]

Reblog if you want your followers to leave horrifically bad pickup lines in your askbox, anon or not

[gleeksrphelp-deactivated2014122]

send me a '✉' for five times my muse didn't text yours, and one time they did.

[rp-memes]

Send a ★ if you want to plot with me

[itsalec-hi]

ANONYMOUSLY TELL ME YOUR HONEST OPINION ABOUT ME. I CAN’T REPLY, JUST PUBLISH.

[treasaurus-rex]

“You know you’re going to have to eat something real too…cause I know you and I know that if you got pissed at your parents, you probably didn’t eat much dinner. Neither did Gin.” Mothering. It was a habit long ingrained in Trea. She had spent many years mothering her younger siblings and now, well, she had taken to mothering her niece and nephew. Because hey…someone had to.

“Neither have I. We all keep talking about watching it, but so far, no one’s schedules have synced up properly. Oh well. Now we’ll get to watch it and they all will miss out.”

Which meant that Trea would most likely be watching this movie at least twice more. But whatever. If it was as delightfully bad as it promised to be, that shouldn’t be a problem.

[thegradykid-blog]

Shoving a spoonful of ice cream in his mouth, he let it rest on his tongue and melt, enjoying the cold feeling. He shrugged his left shoulder. At the moment he just wanted to pig out on junk food and not worry about eating real food, which at this point, sounded as appetizing as a dead rat.

Chucking, he nodded as he swallowed his mouthful of ice cream. “Sucks to be them, they can just suffer while we talk about how good/bad it is. But if everyone does finally get together than I’ll happily watch it again.”

[bungalowen]

Ten minutes. 

He was only ten minutes late. 

That was okay, right?  There was still a grace period even when you already pushed plans back, right? 

Owen came close to actually asking his phone as his good hand worked to scroll to Charlie’s number.  He could see the Margaritaville sign not too far ahead, so there was a chance he could even intercept him on foot if not by cellular if he really had left at a strict 8 o’clock.  Ignoring the pain in his bandaged hand (Blue really didn’t like it when you fucked with her teeth), he figured a legit reason for tardiness would still be viewed as an excuse.  Better to stay mum, hide it in his pocket, and let the kid be angry.  He was entitled.

“Charrrrlie,  c’mon.  Pickuppickup.”

[thegradykid-blog]

He wouldn’t be surprised if his dad was late, after all, he had waited longer and been disappointed. The main reason he was still sitting there was at least his dad always called if plans were canceled, and Owen wouldn’t leave him just waiting all night without a call, right?

His heart dropped as he saw his name flash across the screen of his phone. Why wasn’t he surprised? Leaning to rest his elbows on the table, Charlie pinched the bridge of his nose as he answered the phone and brought it to his ear.

“Please tell me you’re on your way and not canceling...”

He tried to hide the pain in his voice, he really did. Although Owen could probably tell. His dad was slick like that.

[raptorintern-deactivated2015090]

[TEXT]:I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth.

[sms ;; gradykid] the answer is none, none of them do.

[thegradykid-blog]

[text; intern] i don’t know, the grape seemed decent. the orange needs to go burn in a fire or tossed in with the raptors.

[zachmitchxll-archive]

OKAY HERE WE ARE FRIENDS i’m so blown away by how many of you have followed me and zach since i made him on the 14th!! i’m so amazed by you talented people everyday, and i’m fucking pumped to keep expanding and interacting with more and more of you - ‘cause if i follow you, you can bet your ass i wanna interact with you (psst - subtle not subtle hint that you can hit me up for plots and stuff in my asks) anyway! onwards and upwards dudes and dudettes (if y’all aren’t on here i’ve probably forgotten i’m so soRRY)

BE STILL MY HEART

|| dadiisms / dontgxvemethatshit || alpharaptxr || hesaphantom || ofmotherly || oweniisms || zaraxyoung || cdearings ||

THE MITCHELLS (bros, twinsies and mama)

|| grcymitchell || moretexth || zachasauruas || ofmaternalinstincts || somekindofgxnius || jurassicmitchell || dinocyclopedia || prctecting || beatsbyzach || grcyst || we-need-more-teeth || jurazach || brotherrly || grayiism || zxchgrxymxtchell

THE AUNTY CLAIRES

|| wowfactxr || confidentialisms || ofdearing || controllingclaire || calmcontrol || ofdearings || diditinheels || thegingerinheels || controllessa || daredearing || indominxs || aboutcxntrol || survivinginheels || rxmaincalm || ofwowfactors || ofcontaiinment || xmperixm || needmxreteeth || parkops || scvior || notequiladiet ||

THE BADASS BOYFRIENDS AKA THE ALPHA RAPTORS

|| thealphabadass || velocirxptorisms || alpharxptor || donotshootmyraptors || stillthxalpha || raptorsandtequila || mutualiism || ofrelating || igctta || nottheiralpha || veloevolution || raptlord || prehistoricpapa || thatraptcrguy || navynotthenavajo || ofraptorisms || navynctnavajo || rxptordad || trainerisms || bungalowen

THE DINOBABES

|| brilliantbetablue || undefeatexd || gurrlblue || hyacinthc || jurassiciisms || iintrusiive || nantium || tertiius || bctablue || aviianraptor || shebiites || gicnt || speedythieves || charlieguana || echxinghunter || raptxrsquad || raptxrqueen || betaclaws || ofblueisms || fideliis || cleverxgirl || tahula || tyrantlizardqveen || velociractor ||

THE BEST OF THE REST (though you’re all the best imo)

|| nxtananny || notadiick || lcwery || oflongnecks || margaritaguy || pinacoladadude || raptorintern || raptxrbait || tenaciousellie || jurassicsniper || justwakeupstiles || damnyourconsequences || neckerchiefsandmagic || alanthedinosaurman || dinodelicacy || pteroboy || pteranodonic || assistantvivian || lcruthers || jurassicsurvivor || dinobxit || newluckystrap || irescuedyourhat || ofdiggings || aquaticabxndon || andthenwegrillit || securiitystuff || starksraptor || raptcrpunk || hellfireandheels || mutuclrespect || crackcrjack || thedearingkid || thegradykid || hammondism || hatebeingrightallthetime ||

[prettiergrady-deactivated201510]

❛ got it, got it. let’s go if we want to get back   before your mom and dad get home from work. ❜

[thegradykid-blog]

“Awesome, I knew I could count on you!”

[imnemonobody-deactivated2018032]

Alexander Rybak - “Leave Me Alone” (Official Music Video)

zostaw mnie w spokoju 

[thegradykid-blog]

systemctic liked your post: “Starter call.”

“What’s the point in getting all dressed up when there’s a 85% chance plans are going to be canceled.”

[systemctic]

         “Because there’s still           that 15% chance that           they WON’T be canceled.”

[thegradykid-blog]

“Tell you what, I’ll get dressed up for this 15% chance, if you promise to turn off your phone if plans actually work out.”