Angel Season Two Sentence Starters
❛ It’s been a long time. I’d love to see that boy. ❜
❛ You can’t see everything. You’re just a vampire, like everyone else – that didn’t come out right. ❜
❛ Oh, lord, will no one shut me up? ❜
❛ The road to redemption is a rocky path. ❜
❛ It’s not that vampires don’t photograph, it’s just that they don’t photograph well. ❜
❛ I’ve been accused of a great many things in my time, but paranoid has never been one of them. Unless people have been saying it behind my back. ❜
❛ I still can’t believe you’re here. I mean…I killed you. ❜
❛ Sort of missing the whole ‘creature of the night’ angle, isn’t he? ❜
❛ You need some serious saving. Looks like I’ve got my work cut out for me. ❜
❛ All you little worker bees, plotting your little schemes. ❜
❛ Our discussions tend to go about three minutes, then it’s strictly name calling and hair pulling. ❜
❛ Do you know how hard it is to think with a rebar through your torso? ❜
❛ The time I’ve lived, I’ve seen some horrors, scary behavior, and a couple of fashion trends I constantly pray to forget. But I see people try. I see them try to be better. ❜
❛ Just shut up! One more excuse from you and I am gong to bury you alive, next to my house so I can hear you screaming. ❜
❛ Top of the middle of the day to you too. ❜
❛ Some people just shouldn’t have money. ❜
❛ Killing is so merciful in the end, isn’t it? The pain is ended. ❜
❛ Imagine Bonnie and Clyde if they had a hundred and fifty years to get it right. ❜
❛ God, I could eat his eyeballs. ❜
❛ You’re fun for a human. ❜
❛ You don’t learn that kind of darkness, it’s innate. It was in you before we ever met. ❜
❛ There’s gonna be a lot of trouble, and I say: bring it on. ❜
❛ You see, no matter how good a boy you are, God doesn’t want you! But I still do. ❜
❛ What? That’s the plan? Walking real quick was the plan? ❜
❛ Vampire living in a city known for it’s sun, driving a convertible. Why do you hate yourself? ❜
❛ Oh, no, I can’t do anything fun tonight. I have to count my past sins, then alphabetize them. Oh, by the way, I’m thinking of snapping on Friday. ❜
❛ Life’s too short. Believe me, I know. Four hundred years, and still too short. ❜
❛ Is that was you think? You did me a favor? You damned me. ❜
❛ God never did anything for you, but I will. ❜
❛ Tell the truth, whose face do you want to look at for all eternity, his or mine? ❜
❛ My soul is well past saving. Let the devil take me if he’ll have me. It doesn’t matter, either way, I die. ❜
❛ You can bet if someone ordered a male body part for religious sacrifice, the world would be atheist ❜ – *snaps* – ❛ like that! ❜
❛ You know, just because we had a thing for a hundred and fifty years, don’t presume you know me! ❜
❛ We’re about a month and what…four hundred years too late? ❜
❛I don’t care. I don’t wanna die. ❜
❛ I truly am sorry. The fact of the matter is, there is nothing I can do. ❜
❛ I felt it. I felt how you care, the way no one’s ever cared before. Not for me. ❜
❛ I’m not gonna leave you. Every moment you have left, I’m gonna be by your side. You never have to be alone again. ❜
❛ I only got half the story, half of it didn’t make sense. ❜
❛ Somehow that weirds me out more than the whole blood-sucking thing. ❜
❛ You have to change the way you’ve been doing things. Don’t you see where this is taking you? ❜
❛ I believe you said something about…a massacre. ❜
❛ Well, I for one, would just like to point out the patheticness that is us. ❜
❛ Vampires. Sloth demons. You know what’s really, really evil? Tequila. ❜
❛ Can’t a woman wreak a little havoc without there being a man involved? ❜
❛ You miss him, like a heartbeat. ❜
❛ Let them fight the good fight. Someone has to fight the war. ❜
❛ I asked you for a favor, and you’re avoiding me. That’s impolite. ❜
❛ Hey, girl who ran over me. ❜
❛ It’s like a song. Now, I can hold a note for a long time, but eventually, that’s just noise. It’s the change we’re listening for. The note coming after and the one after that. That’s what makes it music. ❜
❛ Man, you just get darker and darker, and the weird thing is – your aura? Beige. ❜
❛ Don’t try and tell us there’s nowhere to go but up, because the truth is, there’s always more down. ❜
❛ Tell the truth. If the world were to end tonight, would it really, in your heart of hearts, be such a terrible thing? ❜
❛ Seventeen karaoke bars. You know, I need to lie down and scrub out the inside of my head. ❜
❛ You walked away. Do us a favor and just stay away. ❜
❛ You don’t make that funny expression when I knock. Or, if you do, I don’t see it. ❜
❛ I never had to look so hard to find trouble before. ❜
❛ It’s L.A. The evil’s probably just tied up in traffic, or something. ❜
❛ The world doesn’t work in spite of evil. It works with us. It works because of us. ❜
❛ If there wasn’t evil in every single one of those people out there, why, they wouldn’t be people. ❜
❛ I don’t even know what you are anymore. ❜
❛ It doesn’t matter. None of it matters. ❜
❛ Get dressed and get out, because the next time I see you, I will have to kill you. ❜
❛ You saved me. I’m sorry I couldn’t do the same for you. ❜
❛ If there’s no great glorious end to all this, if nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do. ❜
❛ I fought for so long, for redemption, for a reward, and finally just to beat the other guy. ❜
❛ If there’s no bigger meaning, then the smallest act of kindness is the greatest thing in the world. ❜
❛ It sounds like you’ve had an epiphany. ❜
❛ I think maybe we’re not alone in this. ❜
❛ You think you’re the first guy who ever rolled over, saw what was laying next to him, and went 'gueeyah!’. You’re not. Believe me. ❜
❛ You’d have known that, if you hadn’t had your head firmly up your…place that isn’t on top of your neck. ❜
❛ Someone put a stake through that woman’s bloody heart if she persists in popping her bloody chewing gum! ❜
❛ Just so we understand each other – you and I? We’re not friends. ❜
❛ Man, atonement’s a bitch. ❜
❛ Now we’re saving a vampire from vampires? ❜
❛ I got two words for that: nuh and uh! ❜
❛ Stop it, evil hand, stop it! ❜
❛ You are really gross. You know that? ❜
❛ I mean, walking I get, but power walking? Why not just run for a shorter time? Weird. ❜
❛ Do you want me to rip that guys head off for you? Because you know, I can. Really. I can just actually rip his head right of his body. ❜
❛ Everybody on board. Guilt trip leaving this station. ❜
❛ Can everybody just notice how much fire I’m not on? ❜
❛ I’ll take the twenty on the left, you take the fifty on the right. ❜
❛ Lawyers. Don’t you people sleep during the day. ❜
❛ Oh, am I glad to see you – and so much less dead than I expected. ❜
❛ Handsome man, saved me from the monsters. ❜
❛ Bad things always happen here. ❜
❛ A prophecy. Great. Because those always go well. ❜
❛ You want me to talk to my family? On purpose? ❜
❛ Why do people keep putting me in charge of things? ❜
❛ I got a plan. We die horribly and painfully, you go to Hell, and I spend eternity in the arms of baby Jesus. ❜
❛ I’ve been trying to make an enchilada out of tree bark. ❜
❛ Ooo, why did you add that coward thing? That’s really gonna piss him off. ❜
❛ You’re looking at social confusion, economic depression, and probably some riots. Good luck. ❜
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