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worlds slowest writer. probably. don't google that. take my word for it. mostly HBO war at the moment, but sometimes other things too.

[thegrandpineapple]

kelly - she/her - ao3

check out my wip collection.

[thegrandpineapple]

I have too many fanfic brain worms for thinking this will work out but, this girl posted on my city's subreddit asking where to meet men, and the description of what she gave sounded exactly like my best friend. So naturally I dm'ed her and told her he needed a date to my wedding lmao.

[recklessfeverxo]

[thegrandpineapple]

One of the hardest parts of writing HBO war fan fiction is that I love origin stories but then I remember the prohibition was a thing

[distant-screaming]

coach put me in. not to make anything better but just change the situation a little bit

[gydima]

[johnnycrass]

bro u have to come thrifting with me dude not only is all the clothing ran through, its also priced the same as new clothes and they won't have shit that fits you well

[stephexmachina]

when i was a kid i was so mad all the time bc i thought someday i'd have to be somebody's wife i didn't know it was optional. is everybody reminding the young girls in their lives that it's optional.

[4waystreet]

a “contemporary” is when your mutual has the same fetishes as you

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[maryoliveoil]

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

[tothechaos]

we need to find the beating heart of The Job Market and we need to plunge a holy gleaming blade into it. its the only way to be free

[toddkinn]

if u r writing a clegan fic be brave and let gale cleven have the bad music taste that he deserves

[akindplace]

do you guys remember when we googled something and we would get results that were actually related to the things we searched

[thegrandpineapple]

Okay I know you all didn't come to my page for my rants but my whole rant about unrequited love was cause like, I invited my friend to go see Hayley Williams because my partner can't come and I'm scared of going alone and said "oh I wish other friend could come" and I forgot for a second they're hopelessly in love with our other friend (who I think might be unintentionally leading them on? but also? there's something romantic between them and it's super awkward, and I only have one side of the story) so anyway they decided to buy a ticket for our other friend to go but it worked out better for other friend to go to a show that's like 7 hours away. So now I'm stuck to third wheeling on whatever this is for 7 hours. But, Hayley Williams will be worth it in the end I guess.

[thegrandpineapple]

As much as I love unrequited/doomed love fics and stuff, being friends with someone in that scenario irl is so annoying. Like, bitch you're literally the kindest, most caring person I know, and you deserve so much love!! From someone who is going to you back!!

[thegrandpineapple]

All of that to say I love Clegan but if Bucky was my friend in 2026 I would be encouraging therapy and the use of the block button.

[rcbertleckie]

CALLUM TURNER as JOHN ‘BUCKY’ EGAN MASTERS OF THE AIR · part two

[thegrandpineapple]

As much as I love unrequited/doomed love fics and stuff, being friends with someone in that scenario irl is so annoying. Like, bitch you're literally the kindest, most caring person I know, and you deserve so much love!! From someone who is going to you back!!

[dragon-in-a-fez]

the thing about being "good with kids" is all it takes is literally just not trying to control and mould them with every interaction. it's just being a normal person and engaging with them through normal interactions like having conversations and playing games. it's just being genuine and friendly and not perceiving them as lumps of wet clay you are there to shape. "oh you're so good with kids" thanks it's because I think they are people