The noodle

silly

[ysolt]

My biggest pervertism is that I'm a shoulder pervert

[ysolt]

im so fucking petted right now

[ysolt]

i might be a pervert but im like an ethical pervert about it

[orochislayer]

Positive affirmations:

I shall cut down all who stand in my way

I shall cut down all who stand in my way

I shall cut down all who stand in my way

I shall cut down all who stand in my way

I shall cut down all who stand in my way

[ysolt]

That doesn′t mean you mean that much to me

[hungwy]

Really cool image I found online

[kasaneteto]

DO NOT CHECK UP ON THAT FRIEND YOU CUT OUT OF YOUR LIFE!!!! DO NOT CHECK UP ON YOUR EX!!!! DO NOT CHECK UP ON THAT OLD COWORKER YOU HATED!!!! IT WON’T HELP YOU!!!! CHOOSE YOURSELF!!!!

[thegrandsnek]

But do check on your rats

[ysolt]

IT GOT FLAGGED. PUSSY TOO POWERFUL????????

[noellenescent]

[simplyfurnituredirect]

Saw this funny post and wanted to draw something w it

[gauntletknight]

All computer safety ever for the past 30 odd years: "if you go on the internet — especially if you're under 18 — lie about everything. Lie about your name. Lie about your age. Give as little information away about yourself as you possibly can. Obfuscate, falsify, and omit anything and everything as otherwise They Will Get Your Ass. Actually, avoid it in the first place if you can altogether."

All computer safety(?) since like 2020: "it's imperative we make every 8 year old scan a passport before letting them use their LeapFrog™️. Always-on connectivity required."

[m4gethecat]

i entirely forgot about the LeapFrog™️ until this post...

[virtualgirladvance]

didnt the leapfrog™️(or similar childrens electronics company™️) camera backend get hacked and show it was uploading everything to some very vulnerable cloud system without telling you?

[thegrandsnek]

Im so done with these baka exexutives

[thegrandsnek]

I was daily driving linux for a while but i had to switch for gamepass app cause im broke and relient on pass share for games above like 5$.

Sobbing

[ed3nic]

you can’t jokingly post about kinky shit on tumblr because you say smth like “haha wouldn’t it be hot if you…tried to launch internet explorer…but it wouldn’t load :D”

and then you’ll get one thousand robot girls in the notes going “mmngngnnghhhngn”

[shencomix]

[an-egg-deactivated20130705]

girl???? who like a VIDE GAM e?!???? ahow dose she pl ay…… with a Boob???

[casualcatastrophesincorporated]

in which a mortal man pushes a vampire to the brink using nothing but poor financial practices

[skelotom]

Wish I could dress fem at work. That would be nice... One day..