What kind of an idea are you?

[cucurb]

hey guysss so unfortunately the rumors are true and im leaving the narrative. Buttt the good news is my absence will create such a gaping hole in your lives that it will become a sort of presence itself, and so in a way it will kind of be like i never left! But i am. Leaving just to be clear.

[iirulancorrino]

“Oh, did that happen today?” -my husband, perhaps the last person to learn the Swift-Kelce wedding was taking place

[cyborg-furby]

Welcome to my escape room. *places an affectionate cat on your lap*

[json-derulo]

for sale: Baby Shoes Stylish Infant Boy Girl Unisex First Walker Shoes Toddler Walking Crib Shoes Lightweight Non-Slip Sneakers For 6 9 12 18 24 Months Baby Shoes New With Tags New In Box Excellent Condition Never Worn

[tockthewatchdog]

crazy that trump's scotus appointees are holding the line against bush's insane magapilled appointees

[tockthewatchdog]

except for gorsuch who's like "the only people who deserve citizenship are native americans"

[iirulancorrino]

New Daniel Lavery book really really good btw

[vehder]

i miss u so much (pre ai internet)

[iirulancorrino]

Also the medical system is fucking broken, my aunt went to the hospital with a kidney stone at midnight (yes, on the same day her dad died) and is just now at 10:30 a.m. getting into a room

[iirulancorrino]

My fears that if someone tried to reach me overnight in an emergency I would miss it because I sleep like a rock have been realized, because my grandad died in the early hours of the morning and I slept straight through both of my mother’s pre-6 a.m. attempts to reach me

[iirulancorrino]

My mom apparently got rid of the one thing of my grandad’s I really wanted (a very cool sweatshirt) six months ago without even telling me. Feels like I’m being punished for having a sense of propriety, because I had always quietly hoped I could have it after he passed but never brought it up because personally I think it’s crass to talk about what you want off your elderly relatives before they die

[iirulancorrino]

My fears that if someone tried to reach me overnight in an emergency I would miss it because I sleep like a rock have been realized, because my grandad died in the early hours of the morning and I slept straight through both of my mother’s pre-6 a.m. attempts to reach me

[theblindassassin]

30 Rock - 3x01 - Do-Over

[geniusbee]

these are getting weird

[q4it]

let’s watch traffic along the alaska highway with mama

[heedra]

really losing my patience for any 'feminist' statement to the tune of 'we need feminism because women fill a fundamentally different and necessary role than men and will be better at doing x y or z'. like actually i think we need feminism because it is an unbearable death of the spirit by inches to exist in a world where you are not seen as a fully realized human being because of a single cultural determination, and because a world that enshrines such things creates systems that are fundamentally sick to the core

[thecolorofthegame]

I know this trophy is supposed to represent a triathlon, but it looks like a cyclist award for attacking pedestrians

[riff-raaf]

"A message from afar. Obscure Writing. Innocence eroded."

[iirulancorrino]

Parents are in town and my dad mentioned in casual conversation that in 18 years he’ll be 80 🙃 pardon me while I crash out.