TGG Headcanons!

Well, this is a blog where people can submit their headcanons about The Gray Garden! (If anything is tagged incorrectly please send in an ask!)

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anyway i'm out of here now i posted the two anon asks, i don't want to post not-anon asks from 3+ years ago bc that might be awkward lol

Etihw is best character :) i love them (that it that's the whole read more message)

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i headcanon emalf as a brony

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ok i was like. looking back at the past stuff and this one made me snort, thanks anon from 9 years ago

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if Etihw and Kcalb were in our modern world, Etihw would be a digital artist and Kcalb would have been a weeb and a gamer (it would explain why he is constantly inside blancblack)

this is from 2 years ago but it's really funny to me, the idea of Kcalb being a NEET/Hikikomori

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oh my god reblogging with my own tags to call myself out on somehow forgetting the third option on what they could be drawing:

furries.

(also the rest of my tags are good too look at them)

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Etihw and Kcalb play D&D together. That's why they can spend so much time together without getting bored. They're constantly discussing things about their characters.

there's an entire room in the castle that's just full of every single TTRPG and Board Game ever

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if Etihw and Kcalb were in our modern world, Etihw would be a digital artist and Kcalb would have been a weeb and a gamer (it would explain why he is constantly inside blancblack)

this is from 2 years ago but it's really funny to me, the idea of Kcalb being a NEET/Hikikomori

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why can’t i post asks without adding something to them?

is anyone following this account even alive anymore

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Etihw: “Ladies and gentlemen” is unnecessarily gendered, overly formal, lengthy, honestly I’m falling asleep already.

Etihw: “Cowards”, on the other hand, is inclusive to all genders, to the point, and dramatic.

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Kcalb hates Halloween because it's almost impossible to keep any sweets for himself

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headcanon that chelan is selectively mute.

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Chelan is extremely good at the violin. Etihw taught her how to play.

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Etihw suffered leg injuries during the war, and that's why they float all the time now.

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Yosafire is jealous of Kcalb's horns.

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Emalf has a very noticeable new yorker accent

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etihw doesn't actually have any feet. that grey triangle at the bottom of their sprite is the end of their legs, and it works like a top. u know, like those things that spin. if they touch the ground, they spin uncontrollably and cut everything with their arms, so they have to either float or scoot around wearing a foot bucket.

One day they float too low and start spinning. The castle is left in shambles. 

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Imagine if Rawberry can unhinge her jaw just to eat bigger things like all that meat from Emalf’s familiar or people.

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Macarona's the type to watch romantic movies and end up sobbing at the end. Rawberry just eats the popcorn while Froze sighs as Yosafire cries with Macarona. Dialo is impassive and Chelan holds her hand because she feels so emotional.

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Etihw is actually great at maths, but they're just not interested.