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@soulsinsolarem
My toxic fandom take is that I think that it's awful how much we can talk to creators and get answers from them word of god style. We should be out here in a godless place rooting for scraps of lore in the media like truffle pigs out in the fields
I love this picture so much! Post it whenever I come across it.
Inner Mongolian Child
The little girl’s name is Butedmaa and she was just 5 when this picture was taken in 2003 by Han Chengli.
(I used to have a printout of this at my desk at work because I just loved looking at it so much.)
One of the most important images of all time
Whats the deal with the shambling corpse thats been following us for weeks
let’s all quit our jobs and just go on walks
So every year, my aquarium does a captive lobster hatchery project (hence all the loblings). The reason we’re doing it is because in the wild, loblings only have a 1 in 25,000 chance of surviving their larval phase. They’re plankton as babies and everything eats them. Additionally, as the Gulf of Maine warms, they are having even lower survival rates because the blooms of copepods they feed on as babies are happening earlier in the year, and they’re missing it.
Obviously, the goal of this experiment is to grow the lobsters until they’re big enough to settle to the seabed and then release them, because they have a much higher likelihood of surviving to adulthood when they’re able to hide. Ideally, captive lobster hatcheries can boost the wild population and keep things stable, so we don’t have a major crash in a decade or two.
The first year we tried this was pretty bad. We had a lot of eggs, but very few babies. It turned out that the CO2 levels in the building spiked as more guests visited throughout the summer, and that settled into the water and threw off the pH and caused a chemical reaction that prevented a lot of the eggs from hatching. I think we ended up releasing three baby lobsters (which is still better than their wild survival rate but not great).
The second year was a little better. We added a de-gasser to the aquarium and got a ton of larval lobsters, but right as they were settling to the bottom we had a disease outbreak that killed most of them. We ended up releasing four babies at the end of the season.
But this year? Oh boy. We have so many lobsters that we had to release the first round early (usually we wait till September or October so guests can see them). We just released a total of FIVE HUNDRED AND TWENTY FIVE baby lobsters, and we still have over a hundred who haven’t settled to the bottom yet. I genuinely don’t even have words to explain how cool this is. OVER FIVE HUNDRED. We just added hundreds of lobsters to the wild population that wouldn’t have been there otherwise.
Conservation is so fucken sick
*watch with sound*
I was going to post this with a nice, slow contemplative track, but then this happened.
Honestly, I’m enjoying the vibe.
A bit of slo-mo battle ballet, a good demonstration of how much “area denial” is possible with a Zweihander or Montante - a bodyguard armed with one could block an entire street while his principal was hustled to safety - and one of the few situations where spinning around in combat isn’t just a Hollywood affectation.
Not sure about skipping in the air, though…
This clip - where the swords are moving at more like realistic speed - actually includes some bodyguarding.
NB that if a two-handed sword is too heavy, say 5kg / 11 lbs and up (the one in this post is 6.6kg / 14½ lbs) it was made for carrying in processions, not for fighting; such swords might not even be properly tempered for combat use.
Despite their size, combat two-handers weren’t especially heavy, no more than 3.5kg / 8 lbs, while the OP and the one in the following pic from London Longsword, with their narrow blades, may weigh even less. It meant they were both fast and nimble; with the long grip as a lever and dominant hand as its pivot, a cut or thrust could change direction faster than an opponent might expect.
So while clever stuff like ducking in behind the swing might work, if it didn’t work, the not-so-clever person could be in a world of hurt. Even if the blade didn’t cut them (the edge might be out of alignment, it happens) getting a full-force wallop on the head, shoulder or arm from five feet of steel is something anyone with sense would rather avoid.
Those little spikes on the blade near the hilt (”parrying-hooks”) function as a secondary crossguard and on some swords - like the one on the right in the photo below - are much further along, with the ricasso section covered in leather for a better grip.
Holding it like this shortens the weapon by almost a foot for fighting at closer quarters, in a combat style that IIRC abandoned great sweeping strokes and relied more on the point, as if the sword was a spear that could also inflict cuts (as some spears can do).
The wavy (”flamboyant” / “flamberge”) edges didn’t make the blade cut better, or cause worse wounds, though you’ll see such claims made on the web * but they looked cool and the increased use of water-powered grinding wheels meant they were a lot easier to create.
Start with a plain blade, grind on the fancy edges, and there you go.
* If wavy edges were so much more efficient than straight ones, there should be a lot more cut-dedicated historical swords - sabres, katanas, scimitars etc. - made that way. And there aren’t. Indo-Persian swords with wavy blades or serrated edges seem to demonstrate swordsmithing skill and conspicuous consumption more than improving the weapon’s fighting quality.
This one has serrations on the back of the blade, where they have nothing to do with the cutting edge at all….
Another suggested effect is that the wavy blade or edge - especially on a sidesword or rapier - made parrying uncomfortable for those not used to it, giving the wielder an advantage. This is possible, but such swords are rare and unusual, suggesting the “advantage” if it existed at all wasn’t enough to make it popular.
I’ve got a private theory that a lot of the wavy-edge Zweihander / montante swords currently on display date from after such weapons went out of use, and were made (or older ones pimped up) that way as decor because it made them look more impressive when hung on mansion walls.
YMMV on that one.
They’re also still part of the equipment (regalia?) of the Papal Swiss Guard, and are carried on parade in a distinctive way.
Interesting detail: these swords have parrying-hooks, but they’re right up against the main crossguard with no room for a hand, so are no use for their intended function.
My money’s on them being repros-just-for-parade. After all, the Guard have given up on metal helmets and now wear 3-D printed thermoplastic ones; I’m wondering when the rest of their armour will go the same way.
Look, it’s a weird hill to die on, especially when I don’t really explain, but children deserve to experience fear, disgust, and discomfort in safe scenarios where they can process those sensations.
Media for children used to be scary and that’s important.
“Since it is so likely that (children) will meet cruel enemies, let them at least have heard of brave knights and heroic courage. Otherwise you are making their destiny not brighter but darker.” ― C.S. Lewis
"Fairy tales do not tell children the dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children the dragons can be killed."
-- G. K. Chesterton
I know "money can't buy happiness" is a bullshit lie meant to keep the underclass from demanding better things, but at the same time looking at people like Elon Musk and Mr. Beast who seem to have never enjoyed a single minute of their lives...I do think that while money can make you happy, being ultra-wealthy makes you uniquely miserable in some profoundly fucked up way. It's like AI psychosis, having all the people around you never tell you no and always talk you up but also being the kind of people who don't actually like you and instead just want something from you just breaks your brain.
Money can't buy happiness.
But it can fix a lot of the stuff that's making you un-happy.
These are not the same thing, so it really matters that we understand what the definitions are for what we're dealing with.
Being happy has both internal and external causes, and it also has both internal and external deficits. If you don't have enough nourishing and tasty food, you will almost certainly be less happy. This is an external cause. If you are being abused, you will definitely be less happy. This is an external cause. If you have a lot of time to spend with wonderful people who care about you, you will probably be happy. This is an external cause.
But at the same time, a lot of the causes of happiness are internal. If you are a spiteful person, you are probably not going to be very happy no matter what your life circumstances are. On the other hand, if you are a cheerful person, chances are you will be happy even in circumstances that are objectively not great. These are internal causes. They'll be the same no matter what.
And the thing is, money can affect some (not all!) of the external factors of happiness, but does almost nothing about the the internal factors. Money can buy good food that you like. Money can buy escape from an abusive situation. Money can fix terrible living conditions. Money can give you the freedom to quit a shitty job with a horrible boss. Money can buy you time to spend with friends ... but money can't buy actual friendships. Not ones that are solid enough to increase your happiness in the long run. Sycophants are not the same thing as friends.
As for the internal factors that influence happiness ... there is a little bit you can do with money to affect them. Money can pay for therapy, which can help with the internal factors, but only if you're actually willing to do the work ... and if the problem is "negative personality," 'willingness to do the hard work of changing your outlook' is much more important than whether or not you have a therapist. (Obviously, if it's an actual problem like a mood disorder, that's different, and you are more likely to need a therapist--and a doctor who can prescribe meds. But there are a lot of people out there who don't have any kind of mental health problem, they'd just benefit from an attitude adjustment.)
When people say "money can't buy happiness" they're assuming a default state of being safe and having all your physical and social needs met, or at least within shouting distance of being met. Your life doesn't have to be perfect, but you're not being abused, your job is no more than averagely bad, you've got a safe and secure place to live, etc. And once you hit that point ... adding additional money will not affect your long-term happiness. The things that will affect your happiness are things like your relationships and your attitude. Which is why so many rich people are absolutely miserable--they genuinely think you can buy happiness, that an extra mansion or a fancy car or surrounding themselves with sycophants who will kowtow to their every whim will make them happy. And it won't! It just won't. Momentary pleasure isn't the same thing.
But there is a point where money can buy happiness, and that point is when you don't have enough of it to fix basic problems of safety and food and housing, etc.
Another public service announcement. This time it’s air quality. Some of you are probably in it already if you’re in eastern Canada, New England or New York, but it’s sliding south, a huge mass of wildfire smoke. Please be careful. When it starts getting bad, especially, like when the sky gets orange or brownish, it’s best to run air purifiers in the house and wear N95 or KN95 masks when you have to go outside.
It harms your lungs and it’s especially bad for children (and pets!) or anyone with health problems. There are all kinds of chemicals in that smoke. It’s not only trees that are burning. The heat already makes it harder to breath. This makes it worse.
If any of you are experiencing it, feel free to tell about it in the comments. 💚
Also, throw out the mask every day and shower before you get in bed if you’ve been out or you’ll be breathing the particles all night. Stuff like that. It gets all over you, your skin, your hair, your clothes.
It's a large (and shifting) smoke plume, so stay safe, folks. Look up how to make a "Corsi-Rosenthal Box" if you need an air purifier inside.
anyone have a prefrence on which layout?
He was as tall as he was tall, and his eyes were the color they were. To describe his hair one would say that he had some. His face had all the features you'd expect, and none of the ones you wouldn't. "There he is," people would often say of him, but only when he was there. And they were right.
So it’s been awhile since I’ve bound anything, but when I read the Cursed Amulet Story by @sunderwight, I was like, I gotta make an actual, physical evil amulet now. Except the evil amulet is also going to be a book. And the book is like a diary by the guy trapped in the amulet.
“our teeth and ambitions are bared” is a zeugma
and it’s a zeugma where one of the words is literal and one is metaphorical which is the BEST KIND
I didn’t know about zeugmas until just now! That is so awesome, everybody:
zeug·ma ˈzo͞oɡmə/
noun
a figure of speech in which a word applies to two others in different senses (e.g.,John and his license expired last week ) or to two others of which it semantically suits only one (e.g., with weeping eyes and hearts ).
ISN’T THAT AWESOME??
#in english class in high school my teacher had us write our own zeugmas in class#and one guy came up with ‘he fell from her favor… and the window’#i am forever looking for opportunities to use that one
She dropped her dress and inhibitions at the door.
What’s this? My favorite rhetorical device showing up on my dashboard?
IT HAS A NAMEEEE!! OH MY GOD!!!
I LOVE THIIIIIS!!!
One I’ve loved was “on their weekend trip they caught three fish and a cold”
I love these they’re like a pun and a metaphor wrapped up into one neat phrase
You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags
do u like mine
Oh wow.
Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know
the way aragorn runs is so chaotic
@tathrin's tags have been vetted and approved
#that is a man who A: has tripped over his sword before and been laughed at by EVERY ELF IN RIVENDELL and is NOT going to do it again#and B: knows that he has more leg than anyone else in the room and is GOING TO USE IT BY GODS#he is COVERING GROUND with every step#he got that moniker of strider through HARD HONEST WORK (and very very big steps)#aragorn#lotr movies#viggo mortensen
#So basically. He runs like an actual real person would over uneven ground 😂#The Hollywood Run is pretty to watch sure but also takes place on a paved surface usually#There is no way to look dignified whilst running across lumpy bumpy ground down across a hill. Unless one is an actual gazelle#thankyou Mr. Viggo for that Real Human rep (saving @jonairadreaming's excellent tags because everyone who has ever tried running down an incline over uneven, possibly shifting, ground knows you try to get down there as fast as possible with the least amount of time of foot actually touching the ground and constantly being prepared to shift your weight to keep your balance. By the time the stones actually shift from your weight you already want to be two steps away)
He’s so leg