scourge of the sand wars defeater of ragnar the wretched

[thegreatgeneralyunan]

trying to get through. theres a lot of rubble. @vagabondiachronicles @heartstomperr @calannemity if any of you are awake... we could all use some help getting through.

[lady0livia]

What was that?? @calannemity @heartstomperr are you okay? Should we come in?

[thegreatgeneralyunan]

I'm going after them

[heartstomperr]

this isnt going to work. a stakeout might be needed. we need to know what it's doing

[soulofcloakbot]

If needed, I can infiltrate.

Cloaking systems are active and ready.

[heartstomperr]

Can you stand guard for the night?

[thegreatgeneralyunan]

we're catching up with you as well. not even that thing controlling marcy stands a chance against I, the great general yunan,

[thegreatgeneralyunan]

liv made me stop

[heartstomperr]

this isnt going to work. a stakeout might be needed. we need to know what it's doing

[soulofcloakbot]

If needed, I can infiltrate.

Cloaking systems are active and ready.

[heartstomperr]

Can you stand guard for the night?

[thegreatgeneralyunan]

we're catching up with you as well. not even that thing controlling marcy stands a chance against I, the great general yunan,

[vagabondiachronicles]

She deactivated the other account? Are you KIDDING us?

[calannemity]

FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF GET OUT OF MY GIRLFRIEND'S HEAD YOU SAD EXCUSE FOR A HIVEMIND

[heartstomperr]

K

[calannemity]

U

[soulofcloakbot]

N

[thegreatgeneralyunan]

G

[thegreatgeneralyunan]

yunan for president 2027

@lady0livia THINK I'D MAKE A GOOD PRESIDENT?

[thegreatgeneralyunan]

@lady0livia OUR DAUGHTER IS AWAKE

[thegreatgeneralyunan]

you remind me of the babe

@lady0livia this about you babe?

[yroo-xrksvi-girzmtov]

I WAS THINKING OF MAYBE PUTTING SOME KIND OF ANIMALS BEHIND ME FOR PROTECTION

I THINK GRUBHOGS MIGHT BE PERFECT

[thegreatgeneralyunan]

NO

[yroo-xrksvi-girzmtov]

SECRET ROOMS IN THE HOUSE, HUH? MIGHT BE SOME BASIC ADVICE BUT ANYTHING CALLED A SECRET ROOM IS THE MOST OBVIOUS HIDING SPOT POSSIBLE

[thegreatgeneralyunan]

SHIT.

sasha I am sorry.

[thegreatgeneralyunan]

Yunan listen you're in Wartwood right? you've gotta find Sasha and make sure she's okay I'm probably panicking even less then Anne which is seriously saying something

please make sure she's alright

- an extremely concerned pink frog

we've been looking for her but we can't find her. at first it sounded like she was in the basement but she wasn't there. I think olivia just found something though, give me a sec

[thegreatgeneralyunan]

THERE ARE SECRET ROOMS IN THIS HOUSE?? those frogs get more interesting the longer we're here.

[thegreatgeneralyunan]

Yunan listen you're in Wartwood right? you've gotta find Sasha and make sure she's okay I'm probably panicking even less then Anne which is seriously saying something

please make sure she's alright

- an extremely concerned pink frog

we've been looking for her but we can't find her. at first it sounded like she was in the basement but she wasn't there. I think olivia just found something though, give me a sec

[thegreatgeneralyunan]

did I just see a triangle. what is happening

[yroo-xrksvi-girzmtov]

JUST SOME MAIMING, I'M SURE YOU'VE DONE WORSE

[thegreatgeneralyunan]

WHAT THE HELL. I USUALLY LOVE VIOLENCE BUT YOU BETTER NOT BE HURTING THAT GIRL.

[thegreatgeneralyunan]

did I just see a triangle. what is happening

[thegreatgeneralyunan]

I AM THE GREAT GENERAL YUNAN, SCOURGE OF THE SAND WARS, DEFEATER OF RAGNAR THE WRETCHED, AND THE YOUNGEST NEWT TO EVER HOLD THE POSITION OF GENERAL IN THE GREAT NEWTOPIAN ARMY

[watermelon-converse]

sorry what was your name again -

[thegreatgeneralyunan]

IIIIII AM THE GREAT GENERAL YUNAN, SCOURGE OF THE SAND WARS, DEFEATER OF RAGNAR THE WRETCHED, AND THE YOUNGEST NEWT TO EVER HOLD THE POSITION OF GENERAL IN THE GREAT NEWTOPIAN ARMY!!

[calannemity]

dear frog. please tell me sasha's alive.

[thegreatgeneralyunan]

can’t talk for long—we’re trying to get her back to wartwood as quickly as possible. she’s alive, but injured.

[thegreatgeneralyunan]

Your gay wife what about your gay child??????

OH OF COURSE SHE’S GAY TOO. SHE SHOULD HAVE SAID SOMETHING.

I think it’s a little too late for it not to hurt her. we TRIED to stop it. @heartstomperr when you come, leave her. we can’t save her until we are better prepared. not even I, the great general yunan, could save her. we need to plan and prepare.