THE BEAN

Just a boring kid

[textsbetweengems]

So you’re saying she should make more puns?

[allbirbs-blog]

[becausebirds]

DJ Cockatoo

[korelas]

[allbirbs-blog]

[birdhism]

[majozaur]

https://www.facebook.com/takmaj.majawronska 

https://society6.com/takmaj

birds by Maja Wronska

[fionaostbyillustration]

what is this whater with the babbles in 

[zoomine]

Ohh What’s next ?  C-3PO parrot ?

[dogqueef]

TURN THE SOUND ON OMG

[victorpopejr]

Charming snakes

[waitwhatdidtheysay]

[captions]

[snake charmer music plays]

Red hat: “Look, it’s a snake charmer!”

Snake charmer: “Ey yo, snake! [snake pops it’s head up] You cute as hell.”

Snake: [bashfully] “Ssssstop!”

[memewhore]

[geistbox]

This motherfucker sat on this account for two fucking years waiting to make this joke and all I can think about is how long they must have agonized thinking of the best way to deliver the punchline that they would only have one shot in their life at doing.

[wanoarczoro]

Parents will do anything to make you clean

[freekumdress]

me as a police officer 

[darwinquark]

The fucking song and the hysterically thrown pillow that misses by ten feet and the prolonged scream and then it just runs out of cord and anticlimactically tips over I’m deceased.