The Great Zebra

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[just-shower-thoughts]

There are more planets inhabited by robots than those inhabited by humans.

[macrolit]

[cruxifucked-deactivated20180320]

[cvmf-deactivated20190116]

Hades appreciation post.

[gh3ttobla5ter-deactivated202101]

He is kind of one of my favorite Disney villains.

[h0mewrckr]

He’s so sassy! I love it!

[chainsecho-deactivated20141221]

He’s one of the reasons why I point out this movie is hilarious.

YES, I KNOW IT’S NOT THE ORIGINAL FRICKIN’ MYTH. But it can still be good/funny for what it is.

“Mr. Zeus. Mr. High-and-Mighty. Mr. Hey-You-Get-Off-of-My-Cloud.”

[breelandwalker]

Fun Fact: They rewrote most of the dialogue for the part after James Woods auditioned. Many of the oneliners were improvised. The top gif was his greeting to the writers when they were first introduced.

[keybladebanditjing]

This is true! Everyone they were auditioning for the part were acting all large and scary and “I AM HADES, LORD OF THE UNDERWOOORRRLLLLD” and James Woods was like “fuck it” and walked into the room like “Name is Hades. Lord of the dead. Hi, how ya doin’?”

AND THEY LOVED IT.

[spadesfiction]

James Woods has told Disney he will always reprise this role whenever it arises. He loves the character that much. It’s him in Kingdom Hearts. It’s him in House of Mouse. And he will never give up this role.

[swan2swan]

Feel the heat.

[just-shower-thoughts]

“You haven’t changed a bit” can be an insult or a compliment

[positivedoodles]

[Image description: drawing of a green cat wearing an orange and red scarf saying “It’s still early. I still have time. I can still start and finish things. I can still grow and improve. I can still accomplish a lot.” in a yellow speech bubble.]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[reserve]

he help

[fadingsuggestion]

Fuck anyone who says I have to forgive everyone, “for my sake.” I worked hard for this anger. I worked hard to love myself enough to hate them.

[vivid-ellipses]

Shit, yeah, this is a thing that is hard to articulate. Some people don’t feel healed by forgiving the people who hurt them, because that’s what they kept doing over and over and it only led to getting more hurt. Sometimes you feel healed when you’re finally brave enough to say “This person was horrible to me, and I did not deserve that treatment, and I don’t have to be okay with it.”

[sad-jew-with-cake-deactivated20]

my sister-in-law, who has no kids and does not spend time around children ever, decided she wanted to take my kids on an “outing” yesterday. (she sees them like 4 times a year usually). she took them to some weird historical u.s. military fort museum thing, it’s like a big compound with like 15 buildings enclosed by a fence. anyway my 5-yr-old saw one of those red metal fire alarm boxes on the wall and asked his aunt “what does that say?”

now the correct answer to this question, in my opinion, would be “that is a fire alarm. we only touch fire alarms if there is a fire. if there is a fire, you would pull the handle and it would make a very loud noise so that other people know to get out of the building.”

according to several reliable sources, my sister-in-law’s answer to the question was, “it says ‘pull.’”

so anyway that’s how they managed to evacuate all 15 buildings at the museum and why this is probably their last “outing” for a while.

[e-bae]

Told this girl to text me when she got home… I think she homeless

[gimmethebeachboys]

[hexoflexi-deactivated20220106]

Let him practice. His recital is soon

[princesconsuela]

which joey are you today?

[yocalio]

[lawteadaw]

!!!!!!!

[fyeahmovies]

The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (2011), dir. David Fincher

[kuboe-deactivated20231023-deact]

tbh(thinkin bout Halloween)

[moonskek-deactivated20251028]

“Fox” by Alex Mazurov

[enjoloras-deactivated20220821]

Excellent history fact to remember;

Niccolo Machiavelli and Leonardo Da Vinci, most likely at the behest of the Borgias, once conspired to steal a river.

That’s right folks. They planned to change the course of the Arno River so that they could steal it from Pisa and make Florence accessible by sea. 

Please take a moment to imagine that.

Please. 

[mynamesdrstuff]

‘So we just divert the -’

‘Don’t worry they won’t notice a thing’

[spanishskulduggery]

100% better than National Treasure.

[amuseoffyre]

This should be a wacky bromance heist film. We need more wacky historical heist films.

[stele3]

It gets better. I just had to go check on the veracity of this and discovered MORE.

Their plan failed, at which point Machiavelli decided to quietly fade out of politics…and went on to write The Prince, one of the most (in)famous pieces of Western literature.

Da Vinci, meanwhile, never forgot the river that got away. In fact, he made it the background of one of his most famous paintings–hell, one of the most famous paintings, period.

Yup, that’s the fucking river.

[xkxdx]

Some shit is just too good not to reblog.

[booksomewench]

The problem was, they had a mastermind and an inventor. They needed a grifter, a thief, and a hitter to really pull it off.

“Let’s go steal a river!“

[kat8porgs]

Someone write me an alternate history where they steal the damn river.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

GIVE US A HELLA GAY ROMANTIC COMEDY HEIST MOVIE

About Da Vinci stealing a river