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if i were a hobbit it would solve all of my problems

#hobbit #lotr #tolkien #don’t mind me i’m just sad

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Endless Thorin Oakenshield [134/???]

#thorin

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Endless Bilbo Baggins [38/???]

#bilbo

fandoms-galore-yall

One of my absolute favorites random things about The Hobbit/Lord of the Rings fandoms is how often when shipping characters from different species people will be like so X isn’t super attractive for their people but Y thinks they’re really hot

So like BagginShield I’ve seen people be like Thorin is probably not considered all that attractive to Dwarves but Bilbo thinks he’s pretty & Thorin thinks Bilbo’s adorable even thought Hobbits are like he’s kinda plain?

I’ve seen the same for Kili & Tauriel + Thranduil & Bard, etc

I’ve seen so many different people on this site post their own version of it and I think that it’s neat

I alsooo think it’s hilarious that for all the different posts I’ve seen do this - when it comes to Legolas x Gimili people go oh yeah, Legolas is kind of plain for an Elf but Gimli always is the hottest dwarf around

Idk, It just makes me smile

dont-steal-yourself

so I was bored and decided to make the hobbit characters as random things my friends and I have said

idiotunderthemountian

two gay bitches

apinchofsanity

Gandalf: I have have helped save Middle Earth.

Samwise: You fucked up a perfectly good hobbit is what you did. Look at him. He's got anxiety.

dont-steal-yourself

The hobbit characters as random things my friends and I have said: part two

unicorngunter

Thorin is pretty much ugly by dwarf's standards. That's why company members can't quite get bilbo's fascination with their leader's appearance

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The Rivendell Job (4/5)

the-halfling-prince

lotr (and the hobbit) as things said in my classes pt. 4

Pippin and Merry: *talking about kins* Gandalf: I kin Kermit the Frog Everyone: •_•

Faramir: I’m scared of monkeys Denethor: I’ve never met anyone who’s scared of themself. Faramir: oh

Frodo: *throws something to Gandalf* Gandalf: Hey, don’t throw stuff at me. That’s a hate crime. Frodo: What, because you’re gay? I’m gay too, dude. Gandalf: This isn’t about you, Frodo.

Legolas: Do you consider Pluto to still be a planet? Aragorn: I don’t know, I don’t live there.

Boromir: I like your ears. Are you supposed to be an elf? Frodo: I’m a hobbit. Boromir: Sorry, I didn’t mean to assume your mythical creature.

Elrond: For the longest time I thought bipoc just meant a bisexual person of color Aragorn: When did you realize what it actually meant? Elrond: just now.

Pippin, walking into the room: Where is everyone? Aragorn: at home. Why are you here?

Merry: Hey can I say something that may be offensive? Pippin: Offensive to who? Merry: to you Pippin: Sure okay Merry: you curse like a preteen boy who just got told he’s allowed to curse. Pippin: shit okay.

Frodo: What are these donuts filled with? Sam: Cookies and cream, I think. Pippin: mold

Radagast: You said you like mushrooms? Bilbo: Yeah! Radagast: oh, I know how to grow mushrooms. Bilbo: that’s so cool! Radagast: Yeah, it’s actually really easy. *A few minutes later* Radagast: oh. Bilbo: what? Radagast: you were talking about- oh. I thought… I know how to grow ‘shrooms. Like the- Bilbo: oh. I should’ve known. Radagast: you really should’ve.