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theshitneyspears

Me: I’m shy

Me after a glass of red wine:

icantspellthings

Top 3 things people love insisting they don't have despite it being impossible

Pronouns

An accent

Bias

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sorry but this video is like a parasitic species to me

witchcraftandgeekness

Can we please adress the fact that snow leopards have questionable relationship with gravity? They can jump on the length of 50 feet (we are so bloody lucky that they are not agressive towards humans).

Where are you, dude, on a dance floor?

And they can stand?? Like people???

Why so cute and absurde?

petermorwood

I'm proposing the Snow Leopard as Tumblr's favourite big wild cat, along with the Manul / Pallas's Cat as Tumblr's favourite small one.

badassdemonsword

Heated rivalry shouldve been about 2 ugly old guys that play mahjong then maybe id consider watching it

krownest

i don't remember them playing mahjong but they do other old man things like going to the wet market together and drinking soup and taking walks. anyway go watch suk suk / twilight's kiss

krownest

"ok but where's the old chinese lesbians" go watch all shall be well. it's by the same director and the old chinese lesbians are also at the market

toastbutteregg

random-jot

Standing directly in the doorway to achieve peak mental health.

meowtalhead

basketcasemp3

The Muppet Movie (1979) dir. James Frawley

barnsburntdownnow

Lindy Pollard Oregon, 2022

sqbr

ID: A branch of blackberries, around which is entwined a blackberry-wide, blackberry-coloured little snake.

sailermoon

this is how new yorkers @ mamdani

teathattast

auguris

Has anyone warned @copperbadge yet

copperbadge

What a lot of people outside of Chicago may not realize is that The Beans are a native species to this region and right now is baby season! What you're seeing there is probably just an instance of a young mature The Bean being kept in a secure enclosure, probably due to some kind of injury that's being rehabbed.

In urban Chicago around this time of year if you want to go The Bean spotting you mostly just need to keep an eye out around downtown drugstores for formations like this.

I took this picture myself in a Walgreens. As you can see we have a nice healthy-looking family group consisting of a parent The Bean, several juveniles who will often stay with the parent for several years, and some newborns this year who naturally group up protectively near any large sign reading "Chicago".

The Beans are usually extremely docile and can even be kept as pets once the juveniles separate from their family group, since they are low-maintenance and require only a small flat area such as a desk or bookshelf on which to recline. Fun fact, a group of The Beans such as pictured above is known as a Tchochki!

qin-shi-huang-di

my god…

miiilowo

finding songs you havent heard in 10+ years that actually fuck harder than they used to to you is one of my top five feelings in the world i thjink

fatfemme-inist

If you have a friend that wants to vent to you but doesn't want solutions but you are a solutions-oriented person, may I suggest Silly Solutions (TM)? For instance, whenever my friend complains about the people at her job being dumb, I remind her that if only one of us had studied engineering, we could create a giant hippo robot with laser eyes to destroy them. It fulfills my need to offer a solution, doesn't violate her boundary of not wanting to problem solve, AND it cheers us both up!