At your service

[havok-alex]

Seems someone’s been busy with girls?

[thehaljordan-blog]

Present tense, sweetheart.

[fastestyouveeverseen-archiv-blog]

Barry laughs, but it’s an awkward one at best. “I wha-?” He’s flustered, and it’s not working in his favor. “I… I’m not- I have a girlfriend?” Barry shakes his head, mumbling, “For now.”

[thehaljordan-blog]

"You said the two of you are having problems? You're into dudes aren't you?" he looked at him for a moment, "It's nothing to be ashamed of."

[kara--zorel]

Oh, and the guy has morals. And here I thought you were all just confidence and muscles. And nah-uh, that ain’t right. Well, fine, I’m in junior division but technically, I’m probably older than you.

[thehaljordan-blog]

... You look about nineteen. But wait, don't tell me. You're immortal?

[pepperasrescue]

Where’s the alcohol?

[thehaljordan-blog]

I bet you taste just as great. But if you're not into that, we could always find some.

[fastestyouveeverseen-archiv-blog]

"Aww thanks man," he chuckles. "I hate you too. But no, I just meant the amount of lu- well you know what I mean. I can tell you’re in the same situation I’m in. Only problem is I actually have a girlfriend, we’re just not doing so well…."

[thehaljordan-blog]

Hall rolled his eyes and shook his head, "Is it because you want the D? Because I'm not your guy."

[scarletxwitchcraft]

I wasn’t doubting.

[thehaljordan-blog]

Do you need proof, anyway?

[scarletxwitchcraft]

Hello to you too.

[thehaljordan-blog]

No, but seriously though. Also hey.

[fastestyouveeverseen-archiv-blog]

"Right, I should know better than to assume that," he laughs. "So, how’ve you been besides sexually frustrated? And don’t tell me you’re not, your pupils are dilated, I can tell, just the same as mine."

[thehaljordan-blog]

"Did you know your pupils dilate if you're looking at someone you love or hate?"

[kara--zorel]

Well, are you?

[thehaljordan-blog]

I am. I would ask if you wanted to test it out but you look a bit young. No offense.

[pepperasrescue]

I applaud your self esteem. You should probably try that line in a bar the next time, it might work on some girls.

[thehaljordan-blog]

Let's play pretend. Bam. We're at a bar.

[fastestyouveeverseen-archiv-blog]

Well, isn’t someone awfully fond of themselves this morning?

[thehaljordan-blog]

Not just this morning, buddy.

[thehaljordan-blog]

I'm pretty sure when God made me, he sprinkled an extra bit of his magic 'you will be amazing in bed' pixie dust on my soul.

[spideysensesaretingling]

Finally... Sleep.

[spideysensesaretingling]

I’m not a fan of vodka..

[thehaljordan-blog]

You will be if you're drunk enough. Not that I encourage drinking. No, er, eat vegetables and whatever.

[winged-wayne-blog]

My room was tampered with.

[winged-wayne-blog]

Thanks for the hint, I would have never been able to guess. 

[thehaljordan-blog]

Well, it looks like you've got a pole up your ass. Nice to see you, too.

[winged-wayne-blog]

My room was tampered with.

Good to know all privacy was relinquished during my absence. 

[thehaljordan-blog]

Hey, Wayne. Look who's finally here. Hint. It's me.

[spideysensesaretingling]

Finally... Sleep.

[spideysensesaretingling]

…So, you don’t.. uh get tired?

[thehaljordan-blog]

Sure I do, but that's what vodka and adrenaline are for, eh?

[spideysensesaretingling]

Finally... Sleep.

[thehaljordan-blog]

I try and avoid it.