The worlds most handsomest bastard!

Indie blog for Dark Schinder of anime/manga Bastard!! Look at you comming here, come on stay and entertain me you might be worth my time peasant~

[thehandsomestwizard]

The Handsome hero is here!

"Hmph so you found my lair? Come on now dont be shy little one entertain me I might feel nice and let you worship me~"

Indie rp blog for Dark Schinder from manga/anime Bastard!!!

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Here are few basic and simple rules!

This is a 20+ plus blog meaning no minors sorry the theme of this manga are dark and brutal

Multiship friendly but we gotta vibe

Oc and crossover friendly !

NSFW friendly,sex, violence and metal baby!!!

No in real life drama lets just have fun and be dumb~ <3

[green-x-reaper]

Give her a kiss.

With tongue.

[thehandsomestwizard]

"Dont mind if I do~" he warps arms around the waist, gives her a little dip.....followed by the desired smooch, tongue and all!

[green-x-reaper]

"How long have you waited to do that?" Dead reached her hand over to cup his cheek, her thumb gently grazing over his skin. "You are just adorable~"

[thehandsomestwizard]

"For my standards? Way too long..." he chuckled as he would pull from the kiss gently nipping at her upper lip. Humming he turned his face to her thumb gently biting the tip of it. "Shhh....dont go spreading that shit about me now, kinda ruins my image "

[super-jump]

Girls win…😂

[green-x-reaper]

Give her a kiss.

With tongue.

[thehandsomestwizard]

"Dont mind if I do~" he warps arms around the waist, gives her a little dip.....followed by the desired smooch, tongue and all!

[shcrdcdlifc]

Starter for @thehandsomestwizard 💪 ✨

Once again, the young slayer has ended up in another world. He sighs as he places a shawl over his head and part of his face as only his hair sticks out, he was lucky that he could disguise himself as it draws off any suspicions others may have about him.

He was also thankful that he could manipulate his voice to sound more feminine as he decides to tread to see all that resides here, the setting looked familiar in a sense to his own but other parts were not.

He kept his boomerang bone strapped to his back and his demon bone sword hidden well under his outfit or rather his elder sister’s outfit as he was posing as her earlier before ending up here. He gulped before venturing forth, eyes remaining sharp under the shawl.

[thehandsomestwizard]

And he was just done slaying a bunch of ....unwanted soldiers that dared to attack his castle this morning. Why not have a clean up and exercise as well? "Tch little pricks didnt even last enough to make me sweat " he clicks his tongue as he kicks a helmet close to his feet.

The same helmet would bounce and roll, eventually landing in front of a young person that stepped in the former battlefields. Grounds was scorched....there were quite a few dead people...and the tall man with silver hair standing in the center of it, unbothered by the mess.

His blue eyes would lock on the newcommer, narrowing in suspicion. "Who might you be sweetheart? Pleaaase dont tell me you were with these losers? "

[unluckieststar]

The 12 ft. tall behemoth of creature pick up your muse with his teeth by the scruff.

[thehandsomestwizard]

"Touch me ugly and I'm blowing your head off~"

[thehandsomestwizard]

Giving a smug smirk as she would put on the cap he began chanting in his deep voice and moving hands in a motions that look as if he was drawing on a board in mid air. To an extent he did......right in mid air the blue glowing runes appeared. The skies above their heads darkened, black clouds were gathering, wind was picking up the pace.

His hands stopped moving and he said one last chant. "Demon Thunderstorm!" almost in the same moment multiple lighting bolts began striking down from the sky smiting the ground and trees around them, reducing to cinders. Cackling Dark would glance over to Valeria wider grin crossing his lips.

"Enjoying the view over there?!"

[valuvaris]

"Interesting." Valeria said under her breath when she saw the runes. She had heard of that kind of conjuring but it was her first time seeing it in person. He really was as powerful as they said.

The darkness she felt and the cackling she heard caused for a deep shudder and she tightened the cape around her. Those lightning bolts were dangerously close. It reminded Valeria of her first experience with a lightning spell and how she was struck by a rather powerful one that nearly killed her.

Raising her voice, so that he might hear her over the crackling and thundering she said "It's impressive. If that is what you ask... What are you hoping to achieve?"

[thehandsomestwizard]

When another lightning was about to crash too close to them, Dark was quick to grab it....with his bare hands. The static in his grip was struggling trying to break free as if it was just a slipper fish. He held it tight, wide grin still crossing his lips as the blue eye were glowing thanks to the lightning itself.

Dark turned over to face Valeria, he noticed a think about her....call it a hunch...And he would throw away the lightning far away causing a distant explosion somewhere.

"Achieve? Tell me....what is a magic if you do not push its limits? Test the boundaries of possibilities? Raise your own potential, why even learn this skill hm? I'm simply improving my self gorgeous" he stepped over to her and gently tugged on the cape revealing bit more of her.

[green-x-reaper]

Without yelling, or stomping or even a dead body dragging behind him ( shocker no?! ) Dark would make his way to Dead and simply offer her hand to take if she desired to do so. "Hey, you got time? Got somethin' I want to show you....a reason why I might have been a bit busy to slaughter shit "

"I haven't noticed. My apologies. I've also been trying to catch up on things. I always make time to spend with you." The entity took his arm and balanced herself by leaning against his frame. "How are you doing?" Her wing reached over her face to rub her eyes.

[thehandsomestwizard]

"I've noticed that, felt it even .... " he would not further elaborate, emotional support nonsense wasnt really his skill. Especially with words, but actions however were different story. Letting her fully lean her weight on him he would briefly reach hand to move bit of her hair from her face.

"Kept myself busy with a lil project that ....you might appriciate but if not well, I just might burn it "

[green-x-reaper]

"If you put time and effort into something for me, I already have." Dead looked at him for a moment then turned her head away. She took in a deep breath and just let her mind wander off. She thought about this world and Dark. One of her safe havens.

"Don't burn it if I, for any gods forsaken reason, do not like it." She muttered.

[thehandsomestwizard]

"Heh, arent you generous as always " normally he might have tease her for this sort of soft side of her character, but today was not the day for that. Surprisingly he can be mature when he wants to be, casually with a single movement of his hand he opened a portal for two of them, taking her to the recent castle he have acquired....one way or the other. He used its ground for experimenting before doing this around her temple.

The moment they would step out of the portal, she would be greeted with a garden of flowers, filled with various type and color. Even a small gazeboo was there for the two to sit by if she desires.

"I aint sure which are your favorite so ....kinda went with little bit of everything..."

[thehandsomestwizard]

WHAT FOLKLORE MONSTER ARE YOU DESCENDED FROM?

Dragon

Dragons aren’t about fire — they’re about possession, loyalty, and protection. If you descend from dragons, you guard what you love with terrifying devotion. Your emotions burn hot but not uncontrolled; you are deliberate, strategic, and powerfully independent. You seek respect more than approval, truth more than comfort. You have a core identity that cannot be moved, even when the world pushes hard. The dragon in your veins means you are inherently sovereign — you don’t follow, you lead, even when you don’t mean to.

tagged by @valuvaris thanks lovely~

tagging @green-x-reaper @serenitii-hime @shcrdcdlifc and anyone else who wants to play~

[green-x-reaper]

"You're going to leave me because I'm not good enough. The gods told me so."

[thehandsomestwizard]

"Keh, never listened to those assholes before, and I sure as hell aint gonna start now. " he once again offers her his hand "I'd much rather dance with you, now get up Dead."

[thehandsomestwizard]

body — what is their favorite body part of theirs? of their partner(s)'? are there any specific body parts they like to pay special attention to (ex. feet, hands, ass, etc)? where are their erogenous zones? where are they most sensitive?

"Everything about my body is fucking perfect so naturally I love everything about myself~" says the most vain man in the universe without any regrets. As for partners he does click his tongue for a moment. "Mmm it depends on a person, I wont say no to nice pair of tits, squeezable ass and bitable thighs " he adds with a snickers as that lecherous grin crosses his lips. "But I will also add eyes, those indeed show the true passion of a person that aint easy to hide "

"As for my erogenous zone.....heh....you just need to slip your hand in my pants and you'll know soon enough sweetheart~"

[reality-nihilism]

[arcanescholxr]

Continued from here // @thehandsomestwizard

Dwight glanced anxiously behind him, waiting to see if his assailants were still on his tail. It was a nuisance really, he just wanted to go foraging for ingredients before the plants all died out with the change of seasons. Now he has to deal with these creatures.

Dwight thought he could handle it himself, but whatever these goblins were told, they were prepared to face the witch. Now, he was losing steam to keep using magic against them.

“Please?” Dwight asked again. “I’m being followed and I need to lose them. If you help me I’ll…I’ll give you something.”

He wasn’t exactly sure what he could offer this man, but he would think of something.

[thehandsomestwizard]

Dark could feel his eyebrow twitch in mild annoyance, this person was really asking HIM of all the people to help? Did he had charity written on his forehead or something? Groaning in irritation while ruffling his long hair he gives the other a deadpan look.

"How about this deal? I murder the fuckers who are following you, burn them to crisps. Theeeen you give me a reward and it better be something good or I swear I'll burn everything you hold dear for wasting my time! "

The Archwizard would grin wide suddenly, menacingly appearing more of a beast than a man in that moment. "So we got a deal or not?"

[arcanescholxr]

“Burn them?”

Dwight seems taken aback by the man’s attitude. The small threat of getting everything burned started to make Dwight second guess his choice for help. Maybe stopping to ask him for help was a mistake, maybe Dwight should’ve taken his chances fighting these guys on his own. However, the wooziness that swirled in his brain told him otherwise. Any more spells and he’d kiss the ground.

Dwight looked backwards, seeing that the goblins were catching up now, hot on his tail. An annoyed look crossed the witch’s face as he darted behind the man. He could figure out what to offer the man after the goblins were dealt with.

“Yes, we have a deal, please take them out!” Dwight pleads again. “

[thehandsomestwizard]

A wide toothy grin crossed the wizards mouth as he would walk forward passing the fearful man. Honestly it was amusing how desperation would push people far enough to make even deals with devils like himself. " Perfect, but do look away for your own sake I doubt your feeble little heart could handle what I'm about to do~"

The voices were heard, yelling and arguing, it was a sign for him to prepare his brief chant. Sure he could use less powerful spell, but he LOVED to show off so that everyone would know who is on top!

"Earth Bursting Flame Crash Magnum!"

This was a spell that uses spirits of the earth to rip open the ground causing magma from the depths to spew out and burn the target to nothing. The ground crackled before him, magma spewing and just when the pitiful goblin stepped closer, they began falling into the pit, one by one none escaped, screams filled the air as their bodies burnt to cinders. Once the last one fell, Dark snapped his fingers and the ground closed, as if nothing happened.

Smug he turns to the other, with hands on his hips as he keeps that wolfish grin. "Now then, my reward hm?"

[arcanescholxr]

Dwight watched as the man stepped forward, ready to take on those bloodthirsty goblins. He wondered how he’d take them on, the man looked physically strong enough. He could picture him handling them with brute force. To Dwight’s surprise, the man used a spell instead.

The little witch gasped when the ground split open like a mouth. The heat from the magma was bursting from the earth, even from Dwight’s distance, he could feel just how hot it was. Dwight watched in horror as the goblins fell into the pit, the smell of their charred flesh invaded his nose and their pained screams filled his ears. Then, it stopped, the ground went back to normal as if nothing happened.

Dwight stared at the man in astonishment and a little fear, unable to get his mind to force out a reply. Right. The reward. He didn’t think this far ahead, but now that the goblins were taken care of, he was expected to cough something up. Seeing the wizard’s power, Dwight was starting to worry that he wouldn’t satisfy this man.

“U…Um.” Dwight’s voice comes out shaky, wobbly even. “…A-Are you hungry? You look…famished, I’ll make you a grand meal for all of your help!”

[thehandsomestwizard]

Ah the fear, it was a feast for his ego, yes he knew he was all powerful but the reaction of people witnessing his might for the first time was pleasant to someone like Dark Schneider. A treat so to say, he was sadistic and thrived on fear and pain. However, deal was a deal, he will no harm this guy trembling before him.

The offer of meal as reward did make Dark arch a brow, surprised with something so...quaint. But then again he rubbed his chin in thought, he did use quite a bit of mana today, and this last spell was especially strong ...hmm..

"You are lucky, I am actually indeed hungry as a wolf pack " he added with a chuckle stepping closer to the witch looking down at him with those cold blue eyes. "Lead the way to this feast, and it better be good, otherwise.....well you saw what I can do no?"

[thehandsomestwizard]

"I've been working on a new spell recently and I miiiiiight need few 'willing' assistants to help me out and see how effective it is. Just make sure you cant die easily, thats it~"

[shcrdcdlifc]

Kohaku watched Dark going over to him as he felt his shoulder touched as his shard was being looked at as it shimmered under his clothes, he sighed as he understood that the other wanted to help as he would reply.

“It has become a part of me sadly, so much that it removed, it takes my life with it. I appreciate you looking out for me Dark as it means a lot, I truly wish there was a safer way to remove it but thus, this is how it be from now on.”

He replied before hearing about the samurais, his eyes glimmered a little.

“Samurais? Ahh were they the ones you mentioned to me before?”

[thehandsomestwizard]

As a wizard, and in some form a scholar ( no matter how it may shock people) , that shard was like a puzzle that would linger in his mind whenever he was not fighting or drowning in women. How was it created? What was the ritual behind it? Who was the fucker who did something like this? He would narrow his eyes and let out a long frustrated sigh.

"Relax I aint doing this just to save you or anything, you are going to belong to me once I get this out of you, got it kid? "

There was no malice in his tone but he did sounded a bit too...brash about the topic at hand.

"Mhhhm, yeah that bunch figured with your style of fighting, training with them could prepare you to survive here...plus they are all about honor and that sort of bullshit that bores me to tears "

[thehandsomestwizard]

The moment the little demon even dared to bark as if he could have any kind of bite behind that, a thunder slammed into the ground right behind him. Creating a hole in the ground big enough to place several horses in it.

"Unlike you, weakling....I aint just talk. Also you are already here, so too late to turn your back now~" Once again he rose a hand in the air, and literarily caught the damn thunder with his bare hand. The electricity was sizzling and zapping like a wild animal in his grip.

There was that malice in dark wizard's eyes, the type where a cat a found a new toy it wants to play with. "Start running~"

[gunslinginnhogtyin]

The lightning striking the ground behind him is enough to startle Butch, causing him to dart forward a good few feet. A hand flies up to his head to hold his hat in place as he peers behind him with wide eyes, briefly observing the steaming crater before his attention snaps back to the wizard.

Now, usually Butch could pick his battles--but not when his blood was boiling. And the way this man insinuates that he's some kind of coward makes him not want to back down even if it was the smart thing to do.

"What kinda shit aim's that?" Butch sneers tauntingly, his smirk returning. Having demon blood coursing through his veins allowed him certain special abilities, and one of those was enhanced speed and agility. Yes, the cowboy plans on outrunning lightning!

"Hit me with yer best shot, dickhead. I ain't goin' nowhere," A hand reaches for the bundle of rope hanging from his belt, quick to fasten it into a lasso. He's ready to give this ego maniac a run for his money--or get brutally injured trying! How thrilling.

[thehandsomestwizard]

Ohhhh he was pushing it wasnt he? Dark was being generous here, giving just a lick of a heads up! Most would be pissing their pants and running for their momma, but this...cheeky little bastard ....he was really asking for it wasnt he?

He could feel the veins in his temple bulge up at the little snarky taunt. The fuck was he planning with a fucking rope? This guy....fuck if he wasnt pissed he might offered him a drunk..........buuuuuuuut Dark was easy to get angry and turn petty so....gritting his teeth, with a wide grin he yells.

"YOU ASKED FOR IT LITTLE SHIT!"

He threw the lightning this time with lasor focused accuracy to the cowboy! Too bad he would be roasted the moment this spell would hit him! Then again he was demon blooded, who knows maybe he could actually make this little game fun!

[thehandsomestwizard]

Naughty or Nice?

"Pffttthh hell no old man, why would handsome guy like me do boring shit like that? Now fuck off!"

[thehandsomestwizard]

*The bun mun has arrived to once more become Dark's willing captive weeee!!*

"You really an easy prey arent you? Lucky for you though....I like to savor my meals " he would gently pinch her cheeks with his large fingers.