The Machinator

Richard "Rick" Ryan Silver Tongue|Charmer|Ladies Man Former Vice-Chancellor of Eden-5. Currently in exile and residing on Hermes. [Borderlands OC blog. Affiliated with Craig Strider]

[thehandthatwields]

I heard dicks

[thehandthatwields]

charybdiis:

i made it in my own home. i know ALL the secrets bich

You mean you don’t use disobedient children?

[charybdiis-deactivated20190810]

haggis isnt actually bad you guys are just mean

[thehandthatwields]

That’s because you don’t know how they make it 

[thehandthatwields]

I knew you wouldn’t disappoint me cherry tits :^)

[charybdiis-deactivated20190810]

hey dickard

[thehandthatwields]

Hey Carreesi

[thehandthatwields]

I knew you wouldn’t disappoint me cherry tits :^)

[charybdiis-deactivated20190810]

whatever happened to like, all the rich hot dudes trying to date me

[thehandthatwields]

The mom thing is hot.

[thehandthatwields]

be like me, teach your new niece to say fuck.

[tokeandstr8-blog]

It’s me

your favorite big brother

[thehandthatwields]

Excuse you. 

[glamage]

thehandthatwields:

whaaaat. you stole my nose and MY RIGHTS TO IT. 

how rich are you and do you accept bribes and/or ego stroking 

stole? oh no nooo no. had it way before you did, so that means YOU stole it

bribe me enough and maybe i wont report you to the emote police

[thehandthatwields]

i was gonna argue w/ u but then i felt the urge to just throw money at you

and then excuse myself to the bathroom with a nudie magazine.

[glamage]

thehandthatwields:

you stole my nose :^(

Give it back :’^(

eeeexcuse me? you dont know what youre talking about. i own rights to that face and anyone else whos able to use it is only able to because of my generosity 

[thehandthatwields]

whaaaat. you stole my nose and MY RIGHTS TO IT. 

how rich are you and do you accept bribes and/or ego stroking 

[glamage]

damn now im hungry :^/

[thehandthatwields]

you stole my nose :^(

Give it back :’^(

[thehandthatwields]

my brother harasses me, my sister harasses me. i used to be able to turn to the ECHOnet for love and praise but now even it hates me

such a cruel life I lead. I, Richard F. Ryan, am suffering

[thehandthatwields]

Pay???

attention????

[rhystake]

:) - Either extremely genuine as a person, and elderly, or very, very passive-aggressive.

: ) - Aware of the significance of :), but doesn’t like auto-emojis.

:)c - Devious…

:-) - Serial killer.

[saintadonis]

>:3c - Will kill you for one corn chip.

[thehandthatwields]

:^) - Devilishly handsome and successful in the RLs

[thehandthatwields]

I’m not evil

[charybdiis-deactivated20190810]

are you sure

[thehandthatwields]

There is a sliding scale of evil in this family and I’m firmly in the middle

[thehandthatwields]

I'm not evil

[charybdiis-deactivated20190810]

my fiance

[thehandthatwields]

no shit cherry tits