It's wordplay

I'm Theo. I'm a literal rocket scientist. I like booze, boobs, and buds. [[Alternate timeline blog for Theo Kendrick. Affiliated with saintadonis]]

[tokeandstr8-blog]

saintadonis‌:

IT WASN’T EVEN YOU?????

NOT-YOU SAID IT TO ME-ME AND IT HURT! 

[saintadonis]

… Theo once tried to convince me that I was adopted, but I just looked at him and was basically like… “So they actually chose me but just got stuck with you?”

He was the one who ended up crying.

[tokeandstr8-blog]

too soon bro :(

[saintadonis]

tokeandstr8‌:

yeah, yeah okay.

#proud of you#don’t tell harper i said that

Wait, why wouldn’t you?

[tokeandstr8-blog]

because she would give me a noogie and accuse me of being a sap, jackass

[saintadonis]

tokeandstr8‌:

no because i know your thirsty twink ass isn’t ace.

Okay I was joking but don’t you fucking dare start with me you shitstain.

[tokeandstr8-blog]

yeah, yeah okay.

[saintadonis]

tokeandstr8‌:

ok mr 29 year old virgin

Are you being fucking aphobic right now????????

[tokeandstr8-blog]

no because i know your thirsty twink ass isn’t ace.

[saintadonis]

tokeandstr8 replied to your post: I’m so sick of hearing about Theo’s sex life. He’s…

fuck off i’m ben

You fool. You idiot. You absolute dunce.

I am Ben.

[tokeandstr8-blog]

ok mr 29 year old virgin

[mesopelagic]

i am just, a horrid little beast and i am, going to cause a ruckus

[tokeandstr8-blog]

dick

[saintadonis]

Baby pictures on main.

(Just for the record, I AM 2 inches taller than him now.)

[tokeandstr8-blog]

I'll cut your fucking legs off and feed them to scooby and doo

[tokeandstr8-blog]

I heard people were complimenting me

[saintadonis]

tokeandstr8:

Loudly and with gusto, baby bro

Call me the baby one more time I dare you.

[tokeandstr8-blog]

Cute widdle baby

[saintadonis]

Everyone have a fantastic night/day/void/whatever.

Except for people who made shitty puns at me. You can go fuck yourselves.

[tokeandstr8-blog]

Loudly and with gusto, baby bro

[saintadonis]

You absolute fool. Your feeble mind cannot even begin to comprehend the endless, merciless hell to which you have doomed yourself.

[tokeandstr8-blog]

Nooo don't touch my beautiFUL HAIR?

[tokeandstr8-blog]

Heyyyyy

Stop stealing my thunder

[saintadonis]

Friendly reminder that you both became your father and married your father.

I’m going to bed now and I’m never waking up.

[tokeandstr8-blog]

fuck did i send this while i was high

[gayhorchata]

[tokeandstr8-blog]

NO!