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Samantha / Singapore Taylor liked my instagram picture once and I've been dead since

[swiftielovelove13]

This is important

[taylorswift]

THIS WAS THE POINT THANK YOU SINCERELY THANK YOU FOR GETTING IT 🐟🐠🐡🥺🥺🥺🥺🥰🥰🥰🥰😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[cages-boxes-hunters-foxes]

this friday we get little lover and next friday we get big lover

[jessicaswiftie1989-deactivated2]

my heart’s been borrowed and yours has been blue (x)

[taylorswiftf-deactivated2022101]

Oh damn, never seen that color blue.

[ssparksfly]

The Story of Benjamin Button

[webothwentmadinwonderland]

The purest thing you’ll ever see

[hellotayswift]

Who hasn’t stopped listening to ME! since it came out?!

[coveredinyou]

i mean you’re not wrong….. but ouch….

[mytearsrricochet]

ts7 is called home

ok I have lots of reasons for thinking this

(thanks to @kingofmyfart who has provided a few of these examples!)

RED alert…….the album titled is featured in the hallway they said. Dorothy (wizard of oz) clicks her shoes and says “there’s no place like home”

twitter pointed this out:

there’s a stamp on the calendar on July 13. we know the stamps mean something because there was one on April 26!

additionally, tay said to count the clouds and suitcases. there were 7 suitcases and 13 clouds. again 7/13.

next, on July 13 of 2018, she posted 

take me HOME which we thought was just the style lyric but she had probably already had ts7 (home) in the works by then and knew the release date would be July 13 or one year from this

and the most obscure point, I think, is that you can see a witch flying up in this gif from the video which I think is also very wizard of oz-esque, again probably a nod to “there’s no place like hOME”

Taylor had her mural in Nashville, the home of country music and the home of Taylor’s career. 

[thearcherlive]

the castle looks similar to the emerald castle in the wizard of oz!

and rainbows have 7 colours = TS7!

[jenniferbeals]

aaaaaaand the painting of the dixie chicks was from their album “home”!

[in-her-wildest-dreams]

AND THE CHRISTMAS TREE IN THE VIDEO IS THERE BECAUSE SHE GREW UP ON A CHRISTMAS TREE FARM… THAT WAS HER CHILDHOOD HOME…… ANDDDDDDD JUST TO EXTRA GUESS WHAT!!!! YOU CANT SPELL ‘HOME’ WITHOUT ME!

[ledger-heath]

’ME!’ music video + looks

[queen-olivia-benson]

Are you telling me…she has SEVEN (7) outfits?!!! I can’t stand her

[thehappyswift]

As cute as button 💕

@taylorswift @taylornation

[mytearsrricochet]

I absolutely love the juxtaposition between Me! and Blank Space. they both acknowledge the media’s view of her being crazy and take two sides: Blank Space says haha I’m crazy woooooo look at me isn’t this terrible?? while Me! says yeah I’m crazy and I’m still freakin awesome and anyone would be lucky to have me.

[aaronexplainsitall]

You seem like the right person to ask but what the fuck is going on in the Taylor Swift fandom? Are they OK?

Okay friend, I’m going to give you the run down. Are you sitting comfortably? 

2PM GMT - SOME TAYLOR SWIFT FANS DECIDE - FOR SEEMING ABSOLUTELY NO INTELLIGIBLE REASON - THAT THERE IS A MURAL IN NASHVILLE THAT RELATES TO TAYLOR’S NEW ALBUM

THERE ARE NO FACTS TO BACK THIS UP

TAYLOR HAS NOT SPOKEN OF THIS MURAL

HER TEAM HAVE NOT SPOKEN OF THIS MURAL

THE ONLY VAGUE LINK IS THAT IT RELATES TO HER INSTAGRAM AESTHETIC

THEY’RE GATHERING IN THEIR HUNDREDS BY THIS MURAL CONVINCED THAT SHE’S GOING TO SHOW UP

WHY?

ABSOLUTELY NO FUCKING REASON

FLASH FORWARD (and we’re taking on the world together, and there’s a drawer of my things at your place) TO 5PM GMT 

AND THE ENTIRE TAYLOR SWIFT FANDOM ON TUMBLR IS BRACING FOR THEIR MOM TO CALL THEM BOO BOO THE FOOL LIKE SHE DID WHEN THEY ASSERTED CONFIDENTLY THAT BECAUSE THERE WERE FIVE HOLES IN A FENCE ON ONE OF HER INSTAGRAM PICTURES THAT A COUNTDOWN WAS HAPPENING

THEY’RE ASSUMING CRASH POSITIONS

THIS IS GOING TO BE AN OUTING OF STUPIDITY TO THE ENTIRE WORLD

NEWS CREWS ARE GATHERING —- AGAIN FOR NO OTHER REASON THAN THE FANS THINK SOMETHING IS GOING TO HAPPEN WITH ABSOLUTELY NO EVIDENCE TO SUPPORT THIS THESIS

EVERYONE ON TUMBLR IS DISTRESSED

DISMAYED

“THE WORLD WILL KNOW THAT WE’RE INSANE!!” THEY CRY, THEIR SELF-AWARENESS THEIR LAST REDEEMING FEATURE

AND THEN

WHEN ALL HOPE IS LOST

TAYLOR ‘I’M POTENTIALLY THE ONLY PERSON MORE BATSHIT CRAZY THAN MY FANS’ SWIFT GETS HER CLOWN ASS ON INSTAGRAM

AND CONFIRMS THAT IT IS HER FUCKING MURAL AND THAT SHE IS ON THE WAY THERE

“YOU FIGURED OUT (my secrets and I figure out why you’re guarded, you say we’ll never make my parents’ mistakes) THE CLUE!” SHE SHRIEKS

THERE WERE NO CLUES

NOT ONE

THEY TURNED UP IN DROVES BECAUSE THEY ALL DESPERATELY NEED TO GET A JOB

AND THEN - 6PM GMT - THIS ANGEL/DEVIL WOMAN TURNS UP AT THE MURAL AND TAKES WHAT SEEMS LIKE A SELFIE WITH LITERALLY ABSOLUTELY EVERYONE WHO’S THERE - WHICH BY THE WAY, IS ABOUT 500 PEOPLE AT THIS POINT

AND SAYS! NOTHING ABOUT THE ALBUM! NOTHING ABOUT THE SINGLE! NOTHING ABOUT ANYTHING!

SHE JUST SHOWS UP AND SAYS HEY (it was enchanting to meet you) 

OUTSTANDING

LITERALLY OUTSTANDING 

WHO KNEW SUCH CLOWNERY AND TOMFOOLERY WAS POSSIBLE?

NOT I, GENTLE READER! NOT THE FUCK I!

I’m literally in love with Taylor Swift, I have never wanted to be a celebrity’s friend more than in this moment. She’s so messy and I live for literally every second of it, we are SOUL MATES. 

[taylorswift]

That’s it, that’s the tweet

[mustlikeme4me]

I am -

[itwasntasingle]

WTF IM DEAD

[evermoreemily-deactivated202507]

WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT

[kissinonsidewalks]

TAYLOR WTFG

[taylorswift]

👀

[dailytravelswtaylor]

CRYPTICALLY PLANNING FOR MONTHS?? TAYLOR HAS REALLY BEEN GOING ALL OUT FOR US I LOVE HER💗

[taylorswift]

Cryptically planning is my love language

[taylorswifthongkong]

chanhsexton: When this mural was being painted, I joked it must be Taylor. Of course it was Taylor. Of course all my dreams just came true. @taylorswift took these selfies on my phone. It’s also my husband’s birthday, but did you hear Taylor touched my phone

[taylorswift]

TODAY WAS A FULL FAIRYTALE

[heavenlybrendon]

Brendon talking about Taylor Swift’s countdown (April 24th, 2019)

[newromanticsinwonderland]

GIVE THE MAN AN OSCAR!

[taylorswift]

This was some of the most impressive acting I have EVER seen.