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does anyone else ever forget that men aren’t expected to shave their armpits even though they’re so hairy, and then a guy lifts his arms up and you’re actually fucking shocked because you expect there to be skin but instead you’re greeted with 2 fur trappers, 5 families of elk and an ancient civilization that’s pretty close to inventing flying cars

nialllhoran

how do people approach celebrities on the street like i can’t even approach a worker in a store when i need help

myboyfriendpetebuttigieg

I apologize to everyone whose grammar I ever corrected before I learned not to be a tool.

rakshar

your forgiven.

myboyfriendpetebuttigieg

You’re… really sweet to do that. Thanks.

delawhat-deactivated20180101

Australian newscasting at its finest.

fadeintocase

australian news segments play out like bits from parks and rec or the office.

meme4u

boredpanda

Fashion Inspired By Nature In Diptychs By Liliya Hudyakova

sandandglass

fandomsaremyfavoritething

IAN MCKELLEN IS A TREASURE AND WE MUST PROTECT HIM WITH OUR EVERYTHING

georgeslays

Prince George wanted to wait for the rest of his family to catch up after his sisters christening, but Prince William reminded his son that they were going to the Queen’s estate for tea and would see everyone there | 5th of July, 2015

hermionejg-deactivated20200701

little kids are little kids, no matter how royal, and I love it

herhopeistreacherous

“Going back to Granny’s” like its a little cottage on the country side hahahahaha.

spinningrims

i’m seeing a lot of people reblogging suicide hotlines and this is just a reminder that this is a suicide help line that works like a text-based instant messenger for people who may need to talk to someone but have trouble/are uncomfortable making phone calls

groovian-whovian

Never don’t reblog this. There are so many people who have such bad anxiety about phone calls. This can save so many lives

Me: *changes the toilet paper roll*

Me: I am the backbone of this household

sometimesyouhearthebullet

smallwheatscream

impishspirit

charaznable

this is the most important event in television history

loreofcardigan

I have been writing with a vile old pen the whole week, which is excessively ungallant. The fault is in the Quill. I have mended it and still it is very much inclin’d to make blind e’s. However these last lines are in a much better style of penmanship though a little disfigured by the smear of black currant jelly, which has made a little mark on one of the Pages of Brown’s Ben Jonson, the very best book he has. I have lick’d it but it remains very purple. I did not know whether to say purple or blue, so in the mixture of the thought wrote purplue which may be an excellent name for a colour made up of those two, and would suit well to start next spring.

loreofcardigan

- John Keats

This is like the funniest thing in the world to me for so many reasons

noted Romantic poet complaining about his pen being leaky like a petulant two year old

also spilling jelly on his friends book

and immediately trying to cover it up by LICKING IT #relatable

“purplue”

indigo, john

the word you are looking for is ‘indigo’