Keep Calm

Hi, I'm Natasha! I am a 20 year old College Student Studying Computer Science in the College of Engineering at University of Illinois Chicago. Pronouns- She/Her/Hers

[whoweareneverstopschanging-deac]

Leslie Knope is never not relevant

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[uhgood]

“I was desperate to see Black lesbians putting blackness first, but I never did. You can’t be what you can’t see. What if I had seen what I needed and not spent years expending fruitless and frustrating energy trying to bend to whiteness? It’s a particular kind of cultural violence to see that the only love queer women of colour can find is with white women who water us down, wet our edges.”

— Not White, Not Ever: a Black Lesbian Lament - Kesiena Boom

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the lion king belongs to the gays

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[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[thebois]

oooooommmYYYYYYYGOOOODDD

[unearthlyenchantedassembly]

For some reason this is the funniest thing I have ever seen.

[deejay]

Avengers 4 (2019)

[ruinedchildhood]

[mapsontheweb]

Greenland is farther east, west, north, and south than Iceland.

[note-a-bear]

For some reason I absolutely hate this information

[blextrophy]

[icecoldorangejuice]

5:38am

[weedjoke420-deactivated20140603]

she’s beauty and she’s grace, she dropped her phone on her face

[wlwellbutrin]

real power is going outside knowing you look ugly and also knowing that if you chose to perform femininity in accordance with patriarchal standards you could look attractive, but genuinely prefering to look ugly and not feeling bad about it. feels good feels organic

[seventh-spheal]

I’m about to make a terrible decision.

[seventh-spheal]

[seventh-spheal]

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[seventh-spheal]

Turns out the flavors cancel each other out, and the whole thing tastes like nothing.

[depechepacito]

hey man what the fuck

[andthentheywilleatthestars]

that was God shielding you

[dionis-gg]

[will-ow-the-wisp]

Well thank god

[welcometoyouredoom]

[huffpost]

Don’t know if we can look at Coke every the same way again. Be prepared to cringe when you watch the full video  here. 

[verycooltrash-deactivated201505]

sugar caramelizes when heated, more shocking news to follow

[fleshbra]

It’s like that guy setting coffee creamer on fire and being like “people drink this stuff!” and it’s like yeah, a dry powder suspended in air is flammable, shock horror.

[xekstrin]

#i saw a video about how hotdogs are made #PORKCHOP LEFTOVERS OH NOOOOO #??? #get it together people

[geekghoulsmash]

Never show these guys how candy is made, they’ll shit themselves.

[snailchimera]

*quietly facepalms forever*

[pervocracy]

I hate when people try to prove foods are unhealthy using properties utterly unrelated to their value as foods.  You can make anything sound gross if you want to.

Did you know that salt is the same chemical we use to defrost sidewalks?!?!

Did you know that water is a major component in pig urine?!?!

Did you know that bread is made of wheat that has been ground into a powder and artificially reconstituted into a loaf shape using a fungus?!?!

[fuck-social-justice-blogs-deact]

Did u know that oxygen is what Hitler used to breathe?????

[mrrobotico]

Bless all this

[borzoibabe]

you know what trope pisses me off the most? when the protag is pointing a gun at somebody and they’re like “you won’t do it. you’re too good” and the person holding the gun is like oh shit i am and they slowly lower the gun while the other person laughs. WHAT THE FUCK. if i were there, and somebody told me “you won’t do it” i would immediately shoot them dead without hesitating. who are you to tell me what i wont do. musty bitch

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[johncribati]

Just about every joke in Avatar: The Last Airbender is peak comedy but conceptually my favorite moment is that scene in The Waterbending Scroll where Zuko’s crew was fighting some pirates and Aang was lost in the middle of a smoke cloud.

Now, Aang being an Airbender, the logical thing to do would be to blow the smoke away, which he does.

This would be funny enough in and of itself, but what really gets me is that Aang just nopes his way out of the situation by… Calling the smoke back?

Like on top of this being the literal only instance of an aerokinetic character blowing smoke away in reverse (not the same thing as kicking up a cloud of dust) just… everyone who was fighting just goes back to fighting each other like that didn’t just happen? Like they didn’t just see the Avatar- who they’re fighting over- is no longer tied up?

This five seconds of animation is just the most beautifully hilarious mess.