Shitty TAZ Headcanons

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Felix the merchant is a magic user who fell afoul of Fitzroy Maplecourt, back when he had less control of his temper

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Submitted by @edward-nb

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The birds would get tatoos during every cycle. Even in worlds that where uninitiated because lup had brought a stick and pock set with them on the journey so the ink would refill every time

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Submitted by @fandoms-and-bands12332

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post S&S, the THB pull a goof every year that every single birthday that angus has is his 10th birthday. it doesnt matter how old he ACTUALLY is, he's the ten-year-old-boy-detective and hes gonna STAY THAT WAY. it lasts long after he passes too, kravitz pulls him up from the astral sea to say "everyone says happy tenth birthday. double digits, very exciting!"

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Submitted by @tabooraboo

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when visiting magnus in the astral plane after he dies, lup and barry ABSOLUTELY and INCONSPICUOUSLY leave the rifts open for a few seconds longer than they should be, and magnus gets to visit his living family before lup, barry, or kravitz lay their eyes in him. (they cover their eyes to say hi :))

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Submitted by @tabooraboo

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duck has green hair(like a duck). he dyes it

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Submitted by Anonymous

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Duck has a shitty Smoky the Bear stick n’ poke on his shoulder that he got in high school

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Submitted by @talesfromthebandgeekmafia

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I have a super funny headcanon surround cursed food videos and posts you see on tumblr

Magnus makes content where he cooks cereal and doesn't use water to make pasta and he's especially fond of using ramen to fix things in his house

And when Lup catches wind of this on fantasy social media she goes ballistic with vitriol and indignant hatred. He's breaking the rules in a way that is "so smart yet so wrong" and she usually drops what she's doing to head off to Magnus' house

Taako things it's the best/worst thing ever in that its really funny to send that content to his sister and watch the chaos unfold but OH MY GODS WHO FRIES THEIR UNCOOKED PASTA???

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Submitted by @vibecheckinwitch

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The reason why Merle kept trying to cast higher-level spells he didn't know is because he did know them during the Stolen Century. He kept forgetting that he had forgotten them, if that makes sense, he's more used to being able to cast them than he is not being able to.

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Submitted by @dullahandyke

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IRL one of the many weird conspiracies about Bigfoot is that the only known footage of a Bigfoot (named 'Patty'), aka the Patterson-Gimlin Film, was faked by a man named Bob *Heironimus*. This of course means that the Bigfoot in "The Ballad of Bigfoot" who pulled a gun on Griffin McElroy was actually the demon prince Grey up to his shenanigans in another plane. In this essay I will

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Submitted by @edward-nb

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Y'know the Brian David Gilbert skit "How to Make Jorts"? Barry has actually lived through that. It started with him just wanting to make some jorts for the Seven Birds' Beach Year, but after accidentally bleeding on them and trying to magic the blood away, he brought the pants to life. It was the first ever recorded experience of Jecromancy (Jean Necromancy).

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Submitted by @zsweber-studios

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Angus changes his answer every time someone asks who his favorite bird is.

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Submitted by @thestarsave44

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Gogerts are called frubes in faerun. It's six year after story and song when anyone outside of the Seven twig what Taako's been going on about being cursed with.

(based on the mara wilson tweet)

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Submitted by @room-on-broom

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Jake Coolice is trans

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Submitted by Anonymous

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After Fitz turned into one, he and Argo wondered if potted plants for their dorm room might be nice for Firbolg and help him feel more at home, which is how they ended up with three small apple trees and a pear growing in pots by their window. Rainer helped.

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Submitted by Anonymous

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Argo had never ridden a horse before Wigginstaff's. There wasn't much use for them at sea

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Submitted by Anonymous

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Hey babe ! You doing good ?? Hope yalls r thriving, miss this blog but life happens lol.

Hi, thanks for checking in anon, I hope everything's been going great for you as well!

Life's been pretty busy, got a degree and a big girl job whoo!

I've just added all headcanons submitted over the past few years to our queue and if anything new is submitted I'll be posting those as well!

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TAZ Animated is now LIVE!

This was a multi-animator project that spanned nearly 6 years from 2017 to 2023 with over 150 participants! The video covers an edited version of episode 4 of The Adventure Zone: Balance running about 34 minutes long.

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