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Sometimes I’m here. Mostly I’m not. 32. She/Her

[natashatrace]

JAY ELLIS as JAY BROWN Running Point (2025-) // 'The Streak'

[fyeahtv]

Okay, this is the most important advice I’ve ever given you. Watch Casino.

RUNNING POINT (2025–) | 1.02 "Joe Pesci" dir. James Ponsoldt

[nessa007]

#ME Running Point (2025- ) | 1x03 "The Travis Bugg Affair"

[mounchii]

The Moon✨🌕

[catchymemes]

[only-cat-memes]

[tribblefarmer]

The Artemis II images are making me emotional for a lot of reasons but one of them is:

[etheroorb]

Fox Mccloud stuns in newest movie poster 💥

[jbthegift]

Pioneers 😭🚀 🌙

[kosmogrl]

let this be a reminder that even if it takes time your dreams can come true

[rabbitindisguise]

an astronaut foretold to go to the moon by a fortune cookie can be a kind of magical girl, I think

[gothicprep]

heartening saga honestly

[hardwrench]

to me, correctly using 5+ commas in a single sentence is like perfectly executing a combo in a fighting game. to me.

[little-theatre-fairy]

if you think a sentence needs 5+ commas it should be two sentences

[hardwrench]

it’s not about what the sentence needs, i’m afraid, nor is it about economy, clarity, or style. it’s about winning, little-theatre-fairy.

[startedwellthatsentence]

Comment on my MA thesis:

[seashellronan]

guys i’m so sorry to say this but exercising and indulging in hobbies rather than scrolling on your phone for 200 hours actually does improve your mood and overall mental health, this has deeply upset me more than anyone

[penandinkprincess]

it obviously makes sense, but one of my friend’s kids is going into swim class, and all the parents got an email today going, “when little ones are scared, they cling on to instructors. PLEASE trim their nails.” 

i don’t know why that’s so funny to me, but just. the idea of this poor, scratched swim instructor having to make sure to email before each class as a reminder to please declaw the children SENT me. 

[rockitcat]

When I taught swim lessons I remember trying to delicately ask parents not to cover their child in shea/coconut/olive oil before lessons.

“I understand your skincare regimen and wanting to protect their tender baby flesh from the pool chemicals, but COULD YOU NOT OIL YOUR CHILD LIKE A GREASED PIG before tossing them in the POOL? Thanks EVER so much!”

[penandinkprincess]

@nakimochiku i CACKLED

[animalcrossingmemes]

[kaijuno]

I realize this is an animal crossing meme but as an astrophysicist I was really excited for a second that someone was finally seeing the light on how fricking difficult and a huge waste of time it would be to try to terraform Mars

[transbaphomet]

[depsidase]

[ohbo-ohno]

bringing this to tumblr because a realer thing has literally never been said