Bit late but flaming pinned post
So, you found the smuttier side of @fiftysecondwardedward and/or @edwardbellows what can you expect here
Well first off: the rules are based off of those on fiftysecondedward, but I'll link em here just in case.
Here's a few really smut specific rules (Basically like 3 really)
My smut muse is irregular, erratic and most consistent in teasing. Even then it has the consistency of a poorly paved asphalt road last paved 20 years ago. Which is to say 'not quite none but good luck finding any'. And that's with the stuff I can quasi regularly bring myself to post about. Do not expect regular RP, do not expect frequent RP. Expect smut threads to be dropped without warning. Expect to be disappointed. Expect me to lose muse and interest rapidly.
For the reasons above I do not do pure smut RP. I will lose muse in 3 posts if you are lucky. I'll post here and there, and you can send asks, but uh. If you're first interaction is here, you are setting off warning bells. Look at the main blog first. This blog is dessert that I cook up like 4 times a year.
My kinks are all over the place and can be a lot. I'm being tamer here, but I still enjoy weird kinks. I'm not gonna list a whole list, but basically be above age, don't do like Vore, inflation, macro/micro stuff and any kinda raceplay and what have you, and I'm more flexible in the rest. I'm not into a lot of stuff other people love. Not because I'm like offended, or find it gross, because I find it dull. If you're a leather fetishist, nothing personal, but you will bore me. I won't hate it, but I will be bored. Tickling? Dull. Feet stuff? Lame. I don't kinkshame in 'I think you are a bad person' I kinkshame in 'I think your kinks are boring '. Which is a mood, but yeah, another reason to expect jack and crap.
No really, expect next to nothing. This is a half joke blog, I barely made rules and all the rules are 'don't expect much'. I prefer contacts via the main blog, character buildup + ooc buildup. You can look, leer and ask all ya like. I may just be like 'this is great' and lose the mood for it 15 minutes later. Basically I'm here to pervy post a bit too much for someone to be seen looking at at work and not get in trouble. Expecting more is a mistake.
If you're still here I really don't bite, but also try my main blogs first.
