Throw the HAMBUGER!! To my mouth

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[thisiskindagross]

Please keep procrastinating on updating. The world needs this comic to not continue.

[zechv]

spelling bee administrator: you word is delicious me: D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the D to the E to the to the to the spelling bee administrator: hit it fergie

[whackedup-blog]

   Alright this don’t make no damn sense. 

[whackedup-blog]

Imma just bring this back.

[pamssssss-deactivated20240707]

They hit EVERY SINGLE BEAT jeeeeeez

[hopeannn-deactivated20160524]

Watch this.

[annette-oluchi]

DO NOT PASS THIS POST

REBLOG, SHARE, SPREAD THE WORLD.

DO NOT STAY SILENT

I KNOW THIS IS A FASHION BLOG AND NOT A NEWS BLOG,… BUT I REFUSE TO SIT HERE AND BE IGNORANT WHEN I KNOW THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO NEED HELP

[theherohascome]

Hey Guys

So yes it's been awhile and yes I have heard about what's going on in Ferguson. It's sad to hear and I really hope that everyone doesn't want to kill each other. This has been fought out before many years ago and it was known as the Civil Rights Movement. I'm kinda upset that people have fought so hard just so we could go back in time and ruin their hard work. I just really hope that this can be solved out and that everyone has equal rights whether you're black, white, straight, bisexual, gay, lesbian, short, tall, fat, skinny, rich or poor. Thanks.

[theherohascome]

demon: i possessed you

me: get the fuck out

demon: damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...

me: shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit

[wfsp]

[lauren-ariel]

[abosl-deactivated20201212]

*does the anime character with glasses thing*

[punkmonksteven]

Does that really work though?

What…?

[micropet-deactivated20150708]

that’s so cool i wanna do it too!!!!!!

ok here goes

NO

[nickdiminico]

Okay, there’s no way that works.

Let me try this out.

[rabbitrecycle-deactivated202206]

I’m kinda skeptical about this? Can it really make you anime.

Guss i’ll give it a shot

ABORT ABORT

[hootyhoocatsinsuits]

yeah right, like that really happens

hmmm….

maybe I should try-

HOLY SHIT

WHAT THE FU 

[guiltyfilthycasuals]

I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.

[guiltyfilthycasuals]

omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven

[caswantsdeansassbutt]

In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy. 

[guiltyfilthycasuals]

polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.

[itsjustsatanthings-deactivated2]

[s4g1tt4r1us4]

this week on: britan thinks its special

[poshcoughing-deactivated2014080]

This week on america copies everything from Britain.

[when-u-wishupon-a-star]

HOLD THE FUCK UP

[theheartmaid]

[gothicprep]

christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”

[theherohascome]

drake & josh

season 1: drake helps josh w/ a crush

season 4: drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans

[wildestmikaelson]

If you have been waiting days for a reply from me…

or weeks…

or months…

[jeanprouvaires]

[foreverlokid]

I know you seek vengeance as much as I do. And I will grant it to you- vengeance.

[theherohascome]

me: halloween is coming soon

mom: it's july

me:

me: halloween is coming soon

[crusherccme]

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom