I Don’t Know What I’m Doing

My Rhys thirst account and also I’ll tell you about my Rhys/Taika rarepair fics (the_hitcher_is_my_dad on Ao3). Yeah, I started a different one but I didn’t know how to make a side blog so ignore that other one, it’s me but I have since learned.

[eesttm]

S20E09

[unicorndeathrace]

There's already a heatwave Rhys please put them away

[vampyyprincess]

”spam like = block” yeah ok buddy. when i wake up to tumblr notifs of someone spam liking my stuff i start giggling and kicking my feet

[nagunkgunk]

kākāpō...

[epiphainie]

slow burn where they're already having sex. such a beautiful combination i cannot put it into words

[thehitcherismydaddy]

Chapter 2 of my soft dom Stede fic is up. It's a lot of Ed in just his undies being spoiled and learning the basics of self-care 🖤 All the people who commented to tell me how it inspired them to treat themselves - y'all made my weekend, thank you so much 😭

https://archiveofourown.org/works/63374971/chapters/163241023#workskin

[thehitcherismydaddy]

My biggest, most intense deadline has been achieved and as a result, I could finish another chap of very smutty smut for y'all. I'm frisbeeing chap 3 of this to my beta tonight, and you'll have it in your hot little hands soon 🖤

[thehitcherismydaddy]

Chap three is up! Ed gets his second sesh at The Revenge. And some startling news from Lucius.

https://archiveofourown.org/chapters/165019117

[thehitcherismydaddy]

Chapter four! Things are gettin messy 👀

https://archiveofourown.org/works/63374971/chapters/165949585

[thehitcherismydaddy]

Chapter five, my loves!

✨ Technically✨, this is just the first half of what was meant to be a much much longer chap. This bit was all done and polished up so I threw it into the wild while I finish up all the dirty stuff in what is now chap six. Which is twice as long as chap 5 and much, much happier. And I studied neuroplasticity for it. I hope to shove it at my gorgeous beta tomorrow, and have in your hot little hands sometime this week (gorgeous beta depending, she can do whatever she wants cuz she's brilliant)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/63374971/chapters/181084036

[thehitcherismydaddy]

Hey pretty people, just dropped a juicy chap of soft dom Stede for ya. You hoped he'd improve Ed's day - now you can see how that goes 🖤

https://archiveofourown.org/works/63374971/chapters/182737796

[thehitcherismydaddy]

Just a little tease - just threw the next chap of this to my beta for you, it'll be posted for you in a couple days 🖤 Happy Pride, y'all 🌈

[thehitcherismydaddy]

As promised https://archiveofourown.org/works/63374971/chapters/228583586

[thehitcherismydaddy]

Chapter 2 of my soft dom Stede fic is up. It's a lot of Ed in just his undies being spoiled and learning the basics of self-care 🖤 All the people who commented to tell me how it inspired them to treat themselves - y'all made my weekend, thank you so much 😭

https://archiveofourown.org/works/63374971/chapters/163241023#workskin

[thehitcherismydaddy]

My biggest, most intense deadline has been achieved and as a result, I could finish another chap of very smutty smut for y'all. I'm frisbeeing chap 3 of this to my beta tonight, and you'll have it in your hot little hands soon 🖤

[thehitcherismydaddy]

Chap three is up! Ed gets his second sesh at The Revenge. And some startling news from Lucius.

https://archiveofourown.org/chapters/165019117

[thehitcherismydaddy]

Chapter four! Things are gettin messy 👀

https://archiveofourown.org/works/63374971/chapters/165949585

[thehitcherismydaddy]

Chapter five, my loves!

✨ Technically✨, this is just the first half of what was meant to be a much much longer chap. This bit was all done and polished up so I threw it into the wild while I finish up all the dirty stuff in what is now chap six. Which is twice as long as chap 5 and much, much happier. And I studied neuroplasticity for it. I hope to shove it at my gorgeous beta tomorrow, and have in your hot little hands sometime this week (gorgeous beta depending, she can do whatever she wants cuz she's brilliant)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/63374971/chapters/181084036

[thehitcherismydaddy]

Hey pretty people, just dropped a juicy chap of soft dom Stede for ya. You hoped he'd improve Ed's day - now you can see how that goes 🖤

https://archiveofourown.org/works/63374971/chapters/182737796

[thehitcherismydaddy]

Just a little tease - just threw the next chap of this to my beta for you, it'll be posted for you in a couple days 🖤 Happy Pride, y'all 🌈

[vangoghcore]

by debbiekewish

[just-a-leech-boy]

I'm like really obsessed with this okay. Okay. Where is my little slut. I have to do as im told. Everythings fine and Taskmaster is a family show

[thehitcherismydaddy]

Y'all, my dearest darling @amuseoffyre sent me these from Auckland 😭😭😭 I finally got to try the legends!!

[eesttm]

S20E09

[youngdeerengineer]

it just happens, what's the big deal??

[wastingyourgum]

One of the Hoff Roading episode title screens from Three's website... they know why we're really here!

[kiwistede]

Rhys Darby of "Little Lorraine" poses in the Getty Images Portrait Studio Presented by IMDb and IMDbPro during the Toronto International Film Festival at InterContinental Toronto Centre on September 06, 2025 in Toronto, Ontario. (Photo by Gareth Cattermole/Getty Images for IMDb)

[permanenttwine]

CHEST

[thehitcherismydaddy]

For those of you brilliant lovelies following along with Reconstructed From Bone, thought I'd tease you by letting you know that as a treat, chap 7 will be Stede POV 🖤

[thehitcherismydaddy]

Chapter 2 of my soft dom Stede fic is up. It's a lot of Ed in just his undies being spoiled and learning the basics of self-care 🖤 All the people who commented to tell me how it inspired them to treat themselves - y'all made my weekend, thank you so much 😭

https://archiveofourown.org/works/63374971/chapters/163241023#workskin

[thehitcherismydaddy]

My biggest, most intense deadline has been achieved and as a result, I could finish another chap of very smutty smut for y'all. I'm frisbeeing chap 3 of this to my beta tonight, and you'll have it in your hot little hands soon 🖤

[thehitcherismydaddy]

Chap three is up! Ed gets his second sesh at The Revenge. And some startling news from Lucius.

https://archiveofourown.org/chapters/165019117

[thehitcherismydaddy]

Chapter four! Things are gettin messy 👀

https://archiveofourown.org/works/63374971/chapters/165949585

[thehitcherismydaddy]

Chapter five, my loves!

✨ Technically✨, this is just the first half of what was meant to be a much much longer chap. This bit was all done and polished up so I threw it into the wild while I finish up all the dirty stuff in what is now chap six. Which is twice as long as chap 5 and much, much happier. And I studied neuroplasticity for it. I hope to shove it at my gorgeous beta tomorrow, and have in your hot little hands sometime this week (gorgeous beta depending, she can do whatever she wants cuz she's brilliant)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/63374971/chapters/181084036

[thehitcherismydaddy]

Hey pretty people, just dropped a juicy chap of soft dom Stede for ya. You hoped he'd improve Ed's day - now you can see how that goes 🖤

https://archiveofourown.org/works/63374971/chapters/182737796