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shark vs the universe
we're not kids anymore.
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Cosimo Galluzzi
dirt enthusiast
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year

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trying on a metaphor
One Nice Bug Per Day
Xuebing Du
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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Kaledo Art

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@thehivemind10
god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies
i love pitting classically trained magic users against self-taught magic users in sci-fi/fantasy but it shouldn’t be snobbish disdain for them it should be terror
“WHO TAUGHT YOU LIGHTNING BEFORE BASIC TELEKINESIS. LOSING MY MIND WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU JUST DID IT. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CAST WITH YOUR BARE HANDS”
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT YOU’VE ‘HACKED’ MANA DRAIN
WHAT DO YOU MEAN ‘DRINK SOME JUICE’
WHAT IS ‘LOW BLOOD SUGAR’
WHY IS THIS WORKING
I HATE YOU SO MUCH
Okay but other direction can ALSO be a lot of fun
“What do you mean I don’t have to burn half my blood to create a fireball?”
“Why can you teleport more than once without vomiting? WTF is ‘quantum displacement awareness’???”
“You know HOW many spells? HOW? ... What do you mean ‘my spell book’?”
“Ooooh, you’re just summoning water portions from the Plane of Water... Lol I thought I HAD to combine hydrogen and oxygen molecules to generate water in small amounts. That’s so much easier then what I was doing!”
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There's two characters who's refs I haven't even STARTED yet and for one of em I don't even have any old art wish us so much luck I am so fucking for real
We can do this we can do this we can do this we can do this we can do this we can do this we ca
There's two characters who's refs I haven't even STARTED yet and for one of em I don't even have any old art wish us so much luck I am so fucking for real
I do not have a "side blog”, I do not “schedule posts”. I torture my followers with random bullshit and if that doesn’t work I KILL MYSELF
Fist time joining Artfight!! Wish us luck ;)
Hi!! New to artfight this year and we're joining in prettyyy late (exams ran us through the wringer) could anyone please tell us where we can get the template to fill out...? Please...? 🥹
Plural Culture is no, they aren't the host because they actually handle life the best
They're the host because they cope with the constant confusion this disorder causes the best lmao
sys culture is
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sys culture is just being confused all the fucking time
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Hi happy pride month to them here's a lil animation 😁😁😁😁😁😁
The Scholomance is so GOOD!!!!! AAAUUUGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Everyday I mourn The Hollow omg what would I give for a reboot
Plural Culture is I AM NOT MY SOURCE OMFG IM NOT MY SO.. he's so me tho actually... IM NOT MY SOURCE
Sys culture is being a little confused, just all the time. Who am I? Don’t care too busy. What’s my name? Whatever you call us, brochacho. I used to say that if you yell anything loud enough I’ll turn my head. Where am I? Where I’m supposed to be, I assume, otherwise I’d be somewhere else. What’s the time? It doesn’t matter, you forgot the past two hours anyway. And we have stuff to do. It’s okay. We’re figuring it out together. I love us. But we’re always a little confused
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Sysculture is randomly out of nowhere going "So. What if I'm just somehow accidentally been faking it for years?"
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