sEnD In tHe cLoWnS

[thehonkerrr]

ᶠYͧoͨᵏu

[thehonkerrr]

ykno herobriine really doe2nt approve of the whole kiilliing ur2elf thiing he2 really iinto 2pookiing ppl by diiggiing tunnel2 u cud learn a lot Frm hiim

I reveal what’s hidden, in shadows I dwell,

Casting a glow, where secrets compel.

Colors emerge, with mystical sight,

Truth I illuminate, dark as the night.

What am I?

[muppetjokernum8ereightfan]

::::33 < Are you some sort of handheld light source like a flashlight or something?

[thehonkerrr]

Almost

[thehonkerrr]

I AM ENTERING A DEEP MEDITATIVE STATE WITH THE INTENTIONS OF LOCATING AND DESTROYING YOUR ASTRAL BODY WITH MY STRONG, ELEGANT, EXPERTLY SEWN HOOVES

im sorry but do you think that me tempting mal to give up and abandon their hope and die is evil? IM LITTERALY GOD

[muppet-lurker]

DELUSIONAL FREAKING ENERGY DEMON!!! YOU ARE SINNING SO HARD AND I WILL FREAKING FIND YOU AND DESTROY YOU TO DEATH WITH MY BLESSED DRAGON BLADE KATANAS!!! I WILL NEVER ABANDON A FELLOW MUPPET!!!

[thehonkerrr]

actually it's not a sin any more because I said so. HOW DO YOU KNOW IM NOT GOD? what if this is all a test of your faith? I THINK YOURE FAILING ABRAHAM

[thehonkerrr]

I AM ENTERING A DEEP MEDITATIVE STATE WITH THE INTENTIONS OF LOCATING AND DESTROYING YOUR ASTRAL BODY WITH MY STRONG, ELEGANT, EXPERTLY SEWN HOOVES

im sorry but do you think that me tempting mal to give up and abandon their hope and die is evil? IM LITTERALY GOD

[thehonkerrr]

FUCK fuck FUCK fuck FUCK

[thehonkerrr]

I CANT DRIVE THIS MOTHERFUCKING SWORD THROUGH MY MOTHERFUCKING HEART. even when he isnt in control that stupid fucking horse fucker keeps me from killing us. GUESS I GOTTA BE CREATIVE AFTER ALL

[thehonkerrr]

FUCK fuck FUCK fuck FUCK

[numberfiveman]

Oh my god My insides are boiling

[muppet-lurker]

A HORSES PRAYER IS TWICE AS PURE!!! Neiiiigh

[muppetjokerno1haterrr]

hor2e2 r liiterally deviil bea2t2!! how cud my plan backfiire liiek thii2??!!??

[muppet-lurker]

I'm not a devil beast... that wouldn't happen to me

[muppetjokerno1haterrr]

Y wudnt iit??

[thehonkerrr]

hooooooonk

[muppetjokerno1haterrr]

U 2hud try doiing a biig 2iin two try n get lurk of ur a22 h0nK m427eR

[thehonkerrr]

SORRY MOTHERFUCKER. but thats not gonna happen. GOTTA WORK FAST WHILE I GOT THE BIG MAN ON MY SIDE. enough being subtle. TIME TO DRIVE A MOTHERFUCKING SWORD INTO MY MOTHER FUCKING CHEST. while i still have control

[muppetjokerno1haterrr]

Y dont u 2tab liiek a wall iin2tead??

[thehonkerrr]

DID YOU MISS THE MOTHERFUCKING MEMO? i only exist to kill the horse fucker. IF I GOTTA DESTROY OUR SHARED BODY TO DO IT THEN CEST LA MOTHERFUCKING VIE.

[numberfiveman]

Oh my god My insides are boiling

[muppet-lurker]

A HORSES PRAYER IS TWICE AS PURE!!! Neiiiigh

[muppetjokerno1haterrr]

hor2e2 r liiterally deviil bea2t2!! how cud my plan backfiire liiek thii2??!!??

[muppet-lurker]

I'm not a devil beast... that wouldn't happen to me

[muppetjokerno1haterrr]

Y wudnt iit??

[thehonkerrr]

hooooooonk

[muppetjokerno1haterrr]

U 2hud try doiing a biig 2iin two try n get lurk of ur a22 h0nK m427eR

[thehonkerrr]

SORRY MOTHERFUCKER. but thats not gonna happen. GOTTA WORK FAST WHILE I GOT THE BIG MAN ON MY SIDE. enough being subtle. TIME TO DRIVE A MOTHERFUCKING SWORD INTO MY MOTHER FUCKING CHEST. while i still have control

[numberfiveman]

Oh my god My insides are boiling

[muppet-lurker]

A HORSES PRAYER IS TWICE AS PURE!!! Neiiiigh

[muppetjokerno1haterrr]

hor2e2 r liiterally deviil bea2t2!! how cud my plan backfiire liiek thii2??!!??

[muppet-lurker]

I'm not a devil beast... that wouldn't happen to me

[muppetjokerno1haterrr]

Y wudnt iit??

[thehonkerrr]

hooooooonk

[slocotion]

September's naming event has begun over on my Patreon! Help this spiral eye clown bat find the perfect name for a chance to take it home 🎯 (two names allowed per person!)

Exclusively open to all current, and new $6 ''jester jackpot'' tier supporters. I also ship worldwide at no extra cost to the winner! ENDS SEPT 29th

Instagram / Patreon

[kermitthetankengineno1fan]

YoU tAgGeD bImBo? LiKe ThE mOtHeRfUcKiNg ClOwN? lOvE tHaT fUnNy AsS mOtHeRfUcKeR! hOnK :●)

HONK

[maisiedoll-deactivated20240704]

its ok to be dead. its ok to be a rotting corpse!

[thehonkerrr]

StUpId fUcKiNg hOrSe

[thehonkerrr]

So wHaT If sHe sAyS No? It'S SaYiNg yEs yOu sHoUlD Be sCaReD Of. ShE's jUsT GoInG To gEt hUrT. yOu'Ll nEvEr fOrGiVe yOuRsElF

[thehonkerrr]

ShE FuCkInG HaTeS YoU

[assorteda]

Clown Art Month | Day 16 + 17 : Mythology + Tailor

These are the secret little guys that tailor your costume when you’re not looking 🧵

[licensedfool]

the collection so far