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That’s my arm, not my leg, silly girl!

This is Dad at 50.

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truly sorry your day was that rough, hope the bike ride and your guilty pleasure show lived up to expectations. tomorrow is another day and will be kinder to you <3

21.6 miles done.

The guilty pleasure thing…I don’t know what you are talking about. I don’t watch reality tv. I categorically deny watching any such mindless drivel. Never happened. 🖤

TY, angel.

Im sorry your day has been bad, i hope it gets somewhat better! I wish i could help

I’m not good at asking for help from relative strangers or e-friends.

Your well wishes are very sweet.

With my bike tuneup, 20 mile ride > Costco > quick dinner > maybe hit golf balls > my adult daughter’s guilty pleasure show she insisted I watch (I at least need to see who gets axed).

Hi dad!! How has your Wednesday been?

Shitty and demoralizing.

Fuck no, I don’t want to talk about it or work. I’d rather be sitting on the porch talking to my mom and 6 other mid-70s ladies on their annual lake trip. And I don’t want that either.

About the tattoo thing, I’m sorry to hear about your artist and their passing. I’m interested in psychology and was just wondering what exactly went through your mind when you decided to stop getting tattoos out of loyalty to them? It seems to be one of those situations that says a lot about your decisionmaking. Not criticizing or saying anything bad, I admire you for it, but it looks like an extreme stance.

I think you have misinterpreted. They died and I definitely don’t have a new artist. However, I am not stopping in some solidarity to them, some misguided loyalty. Call it what you will, laziness, finding time to do the research, or perhaps, just not having the right connection to refer me to somebody else, I just haven’t found another artist. It was someone who I was close to that referred me to my original artist. I am a creature of habit. And was loyal to them so long as they did a great job. But… I would be happy to find another artist. To be honest, one of the biggest detractors is how expensive tattoos have gotten. I don’t know how some of you can afford to get them all over your body… You must get discounts. But I do not get discounts and complex or detailed tattoos cost an arm and a leg. Simple ones that cost $100 a deacde ago seem to cost 2.5x now. And that part frustrates the shit out of me.

Remember, mortgage, car payments (plural), adult kids, school, dog, travel, golf, cannabis, cost of living, and my cosmetic surgeries all cost lots of money. Even if financially secure, I have a budget.

What do you think of porn? do you believe that it affects how people perceive sex

I am a scientist. Science tells us with considerable certainty that porn most certainly affects people and relationships. So of course it does. That does not mean I haven’t consumed.

See past posts.

I used to watch porn. Especially when younger. When it was on VHS tapes and then DVDs that you purchased in adult shops. Certainly the modern internet leveled up with the porn thing. But…as I delved into the lifestyle, porn started becoming less interesting. I largely gave up on porn 10-12 years ago. For a period of time after I stopped watching industry porn, I did enjoy amateur stuff. But nowadays, I only very rarely watch and if I do, it’s old scenes that I can still find and enjoy.

Making porn >>>> watching porn.

How would you describe your type in a woman?

Real. And waiting for Dad’s attentions when adulting is over for the day.

i have a fantasy of being babied and taken care of, maybe even being put in a cage. okay not maybe, i kind of like the idea of wearing a collar and following orders and being a good little puppy. ugh i just needed to get this off my chest i think about this every night before i go to sleep

For what it is worth, you are not alone in the things that you desire. I think a lot of young ladies share your fantasy. Petplay is very fun and gratifying and sexually makes me an animal. I have had multiple lovers who really enjoyed petplay.

Lean into it, young lady. It’s ok to say to an interested man that you want a petplay dynamic. Perhaps you will meet your real life pet master soon!

i don’t have any cotton candy scents but i have bubblegum. is that good enough?

How about you sit on my lap and eat some cotton candy? Afterwards I will jam my tongue in your mouth and you can smell of bubblegum and taste of cotton candy.

If i maybe wanted to just ramble to you/get something off my chest, could i DM you? You don’t have to reply or anything, I just wanted to see if they were open

Yes, you may. But I would much rather it be confessional. Purge yourself of sin. Wash yourself anew in confessing whatever you need. We will cleanse your soul. Or…bask in your feelings. Give in to your rageful lust, give yourself to sin, and feel the power in the dark side of The Force.

Joke answer aside, sure. But make it interesting.

I know you said that we don’t love you bc we don’t know you, but I like you enough to want to put you in my bag and take you home and keep you forever as my Dad. Doesn’t that speak volumes?

Golly, I love that you’re bringing up stuff we discussed in posts months ago. I do remember.

I mean…I am honored. But…for example,

In the last 72 hrs, three seperate girls came to me saying I was the perfect Dad for them. In words and more words, they presented compelling cases, enough to converse and ask questions. But since Thursday morning, I have also been busy, traveled this weekend, spent time doing things (like actual life), and in less than 72 hrs, all three disappeared quickly, two I think blocking me overnight. Now was I rude? Nope. Did I offend sensibilities? Nope. Did I get combative or critical? Nope. But I didn’t profess my undying love (sarcasm here…) and say YES, YOU ARE MY DAUGHTER! And they just faded away. And please….any girl who does that is obviously not a girl I’d be into.

I am old. I didn’t grow up on internet. I have not lived Ds and Dd dynamics online, I’ve lived them in real life. You’ll just have to excuse my cynicism about a world that doesn’t fit my natural sensibilities as…Dad.

But that’s not to say you are anything like other girls. How in the world would I know? Anonymous is mysterious and intentional. I know nothing, Jon Snow.

when you threw the tea into the water, did you tea bag it?

You are correct. And my bag is the strongest aromatic black tea on the teabag market.

Hii, how r u? Have u ever read/watched Hannibal? (If yes, what's your opinion about it?)

Thanks :)

I think I may have watched the movie which, if I remember correct, is a prequel to silence of the lambs? Anyway, rather obscure question, yes.

If i were to send you book recommendations, would you take them into consideration? You don’t have to actually read them, just know they are there if you want to.

I always absorb new information. Absolutely.

What book series did you start reading?I adore reading so much. Also what’s your favorite genre? Mine are thrillers

Well… That is a sticky subject. I went for almost 15 years without reading much fiction at all, strictly into various nonfiction stuff related to academic profession, personal growth, blah, blah, blah. Covid changed that and I started to read fiction again in 2020. Right now, in general, I’m into fantasy and world building. I am reading Janny Wurts’ War of Light and Shadow series. Previously, I’ve been into The Wheel of Times series (where it started in 2020), Brandon Sanderson’s work, and a few others.

I grew up in an academic program that made us constantly read too many classics to count (including horribly boring ass shit).

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