The Hotel OJ Kids

An ask blog for my Inanimate Insanity fanchildren This blog is run by SodaTea

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Finally decided to give the fanchildren some love and open an ask blog for them, cause why not. I’ve already made an ask series for them on TikTok, so I decided to also make a tumblr for them. So, go ahead and ask away!

PLEASE NO INAPPROPRIATE QUESTIONS. ALL THESE CHILDREN ARE MINORS. ANY INAPPROPRIATE QUESTIONS WILL BE DELETED.

The Kids:

- Milk Carton & Apple Juice (OJ & Paper)(She/ Her & He/Him)(Both 5)

- Penny (Nickel & Balloon)(He/Him)(4)

- Painty Jr. (Paintbrush & Lightbulb)(She/Her)(5)

- Wax Sealer & Candlestick (Candle & Silver Spoon)(He/Him & She/Her)(5 and 1 respectively)

- Rubber Ducky (Soap & Microphone)(He/Him)(4)

- Red Envelope (Yin-Yang & Tissues)(She/Her)(5)

- Jalapeño & Nakiri Knife (Pickle & Taco/Knife)(Both He/Him)(13 and 1 respectively)

- Blueprint (Fan & Test Tube)(She/Her)(7)

- Moldy Cheese (Trophy & Cheesy)(He/Him)(6)

- Blue Raspberry (Goo & Blueberry)(She/Her)(5)

- Daisy (Cabby & Clover)(She/Her)(6)

- Caramel Apple (Apple & Marshmallow)(He/Him)(6)

- Teacup (Tea Kettle & Lifering)(She/Her)(4)

- Sapling (The Floor)(They/Them)(2)

- Coriander & Cardamom (Salt & Pepper)(He/Him & She/Her)(Both 3)

- Marigold, Dahlia, Poinsettia (TacoSoapMic)(She/Her, She/Her, He/Him)(A few days)

Others:

- Strawberry Fizz (Miss Strawberry & Dr. Fizz)(She/Her)(13)

- The Sprinklings (Plum, Ube, Banana Cream, Key Lime)(Sprinkles’ children)

- Shard (They/Them)(4)

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Hey box, what do you think of Moldy Cheese?

Box: Moldy Cheese? They’re a good kid. Trophy even lets me babysit sometimes. And I’ve even picked him up from school ob some occasions. Makes me kinda wonder what it’d be like to have my own kid.

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Does Rubber Ducky have a translator?

Rubber Ducky: *Shaking head* Squeak squeak.

Red Envelope: And we don’t need one! I’m fluent in squeak, so it’s pretty easy to translate!

Moldy Cheese: Doesn’t that mean you’re technically his translator…?

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Hey OJ, since you officially hate literal Apple Juice, BUT you love your child Apple Juice?

OJ: What? Just cause I hate actual Apple Juice means I hate my own son?? What kind of logic is that??

Apple Juice: *Sniffle*…Papa OJ-?

OJ: Oh god-NO APPLE JUICE-!

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How do the triplets feel about jalapeño

Also for mic and soap what's it like having him as your step son

Jalapeño: They seem to like me. It’s just…Marigold is pretty clingy with me, Dahlia always cries when I pick them up, and Poinsettia always tries to steal my glasses.

Pickle: Just like you when you were a baby!

Jalapeño: When did I-…n-no one else here wears glasses-

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Hey suitcase if you were nocliped into the complex [kane pixels version of the backrooms]

Would you be at the red city?

The poolrooms

Or the pitfalls

Pick one.

Suitcase: Um…I…don’t know what any of that is. I’m sorry…

Milk Carton: Ooh! I know! Papa Paper said he went there one time!

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Well teacup all the advice I can give you for your crush on pearl is

Don't copy jalapeño since their

TO SCARED TO ADMIT IT EVEN THOUGH EVERYONE KNOWS!

Jalapeño: I-I’m not scared to admit it! I-Its just…I-It’s just embarrassing, okay?! I don’t want people making fun of me for it..! Mum, dad and knife teased me enough as is…

Teacup: …Mommy and daddy won’t tease me, will they?

Jalapeño: What? Nononono! I’m sure they won’t! At least, I hope not.

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*kneels down next to nikari, milk carton , apple juice and gummyworm*

You four are never gonna see your dads/ mom again

*…*

Milk Carton: >:|

Apple Juice: *Sniffle*…That’s really mean…

Nakiri: *Not really listening. He’s just chewing on his rattle*

Gummy Worm: Wow. Rude.

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Is the lemonade stand still thriving?

Red Envelope: NOO!! WE LEFT THE LEMONADE STAND!!

Blue Raspberry: It’s okay, Red Envelope. We can make a new one-!

Red Envelope: WE MADE 5 DOLLARS FROM THAT THING HOW ARE WE GONNA BUY MORE SQUISHMALLOWS BLUE

Teacup: …*Sigh*…

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Question for milk carton: hi I'm new to this but I wanna ask what do ya do with your dads when they're not busy?

Milk Carton: Well, we like to play games, and build forts, and read stories…but that was when Papa Paper was still here…now it’s just Papa OJ…It’s not the same…

*Milk Carton sniffled a bit.*

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Penny what do you think of suitcase and baseball? ^_^

Penny: Auntie Suitcase and Uncle Baseball are super cool! Auntie Suitcase watches me a lot though. She never lets me go anywhere fun cause it might be dangerous. But Uncle Baseball is super fun! I just don’t see him cuz he’s always driving that car thingie. But since we’re moving, maybe I can hang out with them more!

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Hey milk carton do you eat takis, if so. what flavor did you enjoy

Milk Carton: I dunno what those are.

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Hey Pickle, do you play horror videogames?

Pickle: Oh, all the time. My personal favorite is Quiet Path. Neighborhood Evil is a close second. Some of the kids are into horror games as well. Most of the time when they get the tablet, they’re playing Five Nights at Freddy’s. There’s this new one they’re into as well. Something something…Inani-Mate Hospital?

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Wait...was gummyworm left behind?

Jalapeño: No…she’s just having a hard time right now.

*Jalapeño pointed to Gummy Worm, who was throwing up off the side of the boat*

Gummy Worm: Ugh…I HATE boats…

Painty Jr.: HEY! THAT’S MEAN TO BOATY!

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OJ, what's the weirdest thing you've seen Red Envelope do at 3am? Because you said that you've seen her doing weird things at that time and now I need to know what she's done.

OJ: Uhh…Definitely not summoning demons with satanic rituals. Definitely not.

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Since you guys are ignoring the little kid Sapling! How r u?

*Sapling is sitting on the boat’s railing, being held steady by Red Envelope.*

Red Envelope: Shh! They’re being a pirate right now!

Sapling: …Aa..??

The Floor: Well, despite everything going on right now, they’re doing just fine!

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Fan it’s okay they’re not fake like you are. okay. Anyways how’s blueprint?

Fan: Oh, MUCH better! She’s been a lot better since I woke up! She’s even been comforting Caramel Apple too, since…Y’know…Bow and Dough…But overall, she’s been doing way better!