CALL ME QUEEN BRI

♚ You can Call Me Queen Bri. ♚ Hello. Congratulations on finding the blog of the one and only Brianna Jones. If you don't know who I am, shame on you. I'm the baddest bitch to ever come from Baltimore. I'm 26 years old and a dance major at NYADA. Yeah, that's right, I said dance. I'm living proof that you don't have to be a starving stick figure to really shake it. In fact, I just have more to shake. I'm single and always ready to mingle. So if you're hot and single, don't be shy. You may approach me. That means guys and girls. Lucky for all you fine people out there, I swing both ways.

[thehottestjones]

thatevansgal​:

Oh of course! I would never ever walk into a party and not greet the host or hostess that’s not who I am as a person. I’d love to be able to hang out all night however I do have two jobs,school and looking for a new apartment…so ya girl needs her sleep.

That’s good to know. Ew. I mean, I totally get it. I sometimes forget that people have jobs and stuff. That’s really too bad. It sounds like you could use the break.

[thehottestjones]

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Mercy: And dad knows that, that is why you have a cap on your black card.

Mercy: I do have a killer voice

Mercy: Uh huh love you too

Bri: There is a cap on my black card because your dad is mean.

Bri: That is true! We're going to have a club filled with people who expect to see us. We've can't let them leave without an epic performance for them to talk about.

[thehottestjones]

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Mercy: Lol well we love to be spoiled too.

Mercy: I am not singing some sappy love song thank you very much!

Mercy: Rude!

Bri: You know me. If no one else is going to spoil me, I will!

Bri: I'm just saying! We'll find something. You'll sound amazing either way.

Bri: Love you~

[thehottestjones]

thatevansgal​:

I’ll make an appearance! I have a pretty earily bed time nowba days.

Don’t worry your pretty little head, Evans. Pop in, enjoy the food, make sure to say hello to yours truly. Then you can leave if you really have to, but you have no idea what you’ll be missing.

[thehottestjones]

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Mercy: Yes! You already know I love our make over days. I can't wait.

Mercy: Good, I was thinking of performing myself just don't know what to sing

Mercy: Ha yeah you do that! But I mean I am not that forgettable.

Bri: I know! I love them, too. I'm using this whole party as an excuse to spoil myself tbh.

Bri: Oh and you and Maya, too, of course!

Bri: Please don't sing a sappy love song to Evans. Sing something I can dance to!

Bri: No one is saying you're forgettable. I'm just a little more memorable~

[thehottestjones]

lo-pezdispenser​:

I think I’m good on that, but thanks.

It’s your call! Just try to have fun. No one is allowed to look like they aren’t having the time of their lives. 

[thehottestjones]

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Mercy: Still you think we could get some sister bonding time in? I never want any of us to lose that.

Mercy: You are totally a star. You and My should get up there and show everyone what you got on that stage.

Mercy: So I just pretend to want Jayce and Sam? See Jayce I hate him so the thought of making him want me then leaving him high and dry excites me but Sam I don't want in my web of lies you know?

Bri: We are bonding! We're about to host a back to school bash. We'll pick each other's outfits, get our hair and nails done. It'll be great.

Bri: Oh I plan on doing just that. Maybe she and I will end up in a dance off at the party. Can't have her getting rusty, after all.

Bri: Oh please. It's just a dance, Mercedes. Sam will be just fine. Besides, I promised to save him a dance myself. I'll make sure he isn't even thinking about you.

[thehottestjones]

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Mercy: I won't be keeping things from you from now on. I am just scared you know, scared about dying. I don't want to leave you guys...

Mercy: I love you Bri. And I know that you could have gone to L.A. and been a star I love you for staying here.

Mercy: I am no good at that though... you know that

Bri: You're not leaving us. You will be dealing with me and my crap for a long, long time. I'm sure of it.

Bri: I'm a star no matter where I am, Mercy. And who knows? Maybe I will make it to L.A. one day. For now, I'm doing pretty good here.

Bri: Then try! I would offer to do it for you, but if that boy can't tell the difference between us then he's even dumber than I thought.

[thehottestjones]

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Mercy: I wanted to tell you Bri. I really really did but I see you watching me when I don't feel good, I can feel your worry even through your smiles.

Mercy: But I won't keep it from you. They have stopped but if they come back I will let you know.

Mercy: Okay well San thinks I should dance with Jayce and Sam to make him jealous.

Bri: I'm always going to worry. I wish that wasn't the case, but that's just the way it is. But you can't keep things from me, Mercy. I came to New York to be with you and Maya. The three of us have to be united.

Bri: Thank you. That is all I ask.

Bri: Santana might just be an evil genius. I say go for it. I mean, boys usually don't act until they get jealous. Then all of a sudden, they want to claim what's ''theirs.''

[thehottestjones]

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Mercy: Right And yes its Nate.

Mercy: You know I have been having panic attacks and nightmares all week. I didn't want to tell you cause you are already so worried about me. The nightmares are about my cancer coming back...I'm scared.

Mercy: Since I couldn't call you, I asked Nate to come over. And without even knowing why I needed him he came. He cuddled with me, held me. Sang to me. He's been by my side all week. So yes he is a jerk but he's also not.

Bri: That boy is so damn dumb. Even when he does the right thing, he still doesn't know what the hell he wants? This is why I prefer girls. We're smarter and better looking.

Bri: I wish you had told me the nightmares were back. We live under the same roof! I mean, glad he's there for you or whatever, but still. Maya and I are here, too.

Bri: Don't. They're just nightmares. You're good now, remember? Great, even. Let's not worry about that. Let's worry about getting Evans to man up and lock you down.

[thehottestjones]

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Mercy: I cant figure out what to wear to the party. I need to be sexy I need to wear something that is gonna knock someone's socks off.

Bri: You have come to the right girl. You want to look sexy? I say go for a dress. Something tight to show off your curves. Also, show some cleavage. I mean, that's what I do. My boobs are my best feature.

Bri: .....Please tell me that "someone" isn't Nate, though.

[thehottestjones]

All of you sexy people have at least two days to get your shit together for my party. I expect you all to look your best. Just not better than me. Also, I’m currently looking for some arm candy to escort me around the club. I only have three requirements. You’ve got to be hot, you’ve got to keep bringing me drinks, and you definitely have to keep telling me I’m pretty. It’s what I deserve.

[thehottestjones]

missmiaberry​:

Frumpy? No. Me? Never. I just wanted to make sure it wasn’t like an anything but clothes party.

All you have to do is show up looking as smokin’ as you always do. You’ll be fine.

[thehottestjones]

lo-pezdispenser​:

Luh yuh

Santana’s kind of forcing me to so yep. 

And just like that, you’re forgiven!

That is what I like to hear. It’ll be great. We’ve rented out a club for NYADA students only, so if you need a section where you can mellow out, I can totally have that arranged.

[thehottestjones]

lo-pezdispenser​:

Hey, you’re the one who called yourself one first, not me. 

I said I wasn’t trying to feel like one. You confirming that I am one just broke my heart.

You can totally make it up to me, though! Am I gonna see you at my party or nah?

[thehottestjones]

missmiaberry​:

Thank god,He’ll ya. Please tell me there’s no dress code or id checkung?

Nah on the ID checking. I don’t really care about that. The dress code? Absolutely. Dress to impress, babe! You’ve got to look hot. Don’t show up at my party looking frumpy. I will personally shove you out the door myself.

[thehottestjones]

missmiaberry​:

Today I can to the conculsion that sliping on someone’s sweated off spray tan,landing on my ass this stainging my leotard is the grossest yet interesting thing that’s happened to me in a while. God I need to get out more someone please tell there is something R rated happening either on or off campus sometime soon? Or like I may die or worse.

Saturday. Ace Of Clubs. The whole place privately rented for NYADA students only. You’re welcome.