The Tears Roll Right Off

Diavolo+Me+Simeon=OT3. Main @Corrupted—-Minds. Not spoiler free

[thehouseoflamination]

‘The exchange student kept mispronouncing Mephistopheles name as Memphis Tennessee and called him a incel cuck’

My MC Tay in her RAD uniform.

Getting kidnapped while in the middle of a depressive episode has left her quite prickly. Will the exchange program help raise her from the water? Or will the current drag her under.

[thehouseoflamination]

Mephistopheles looks like a soy boy who has wet dreams about lucifer bullying him

[belleinpastel]

Diavolo would be so gorgeous in that dress  🥺

[barbwife]

barb complaining abt the mouse fireworks is sooo funny to me like we can be snuggled on the couch watching ratatouille but instead of the movie the only thing i'm watching is the colour draining out of his face everytime the rat shows up

[barbwife]

LOOK AT HIS FACE he's so mad about it

[critical-goat]

He’s trying to bribe you. He knows that your evil little heart absolutely will do it again and this is his way of begging you to please not.

[barbwife]

JSBSJSJSJJSJ i think as his slightly evil wife i'm allowed to bully him a little. as a treat <3

[boxbusiness]

They did this…

THEY DID THIS!

[thehouseoflamination]

@lvlcurrent

[millkiii]

are you guys going to his sleep over??? cause i am 🤨

also luke appreciation bc i never have ideas for him💔

[sefidoll]

i bought his demon outfit today and i wanted to do a quick portrait

[thehouseoflamination]

Fanfic Idea I’m Never Gonna Write

Satan has had! It! With Lucifers bs and goes to hide/live in the human world to get away from him. There he meets MC, who is struggling to pay rent on their apartment, and becomes their roommate.

He ends up working at a bookstore, and him and mc adopt a cat together. Mutual crushes are blooming.

But one day there is a knock on their door. It’s Luci. He found where Satan has been holed up all these months and is here to take him back home. They start arguing, but before it escalates too far, MC kicks Lucifer the Fuck out of their apartment.

MC: why does your bro dress like a fuckin’ vampire?

Satan: Fuck if I know

But now the bros know where Satan lives, and they keep popping over: Asmo wants Satans opinion on a few outfits but ends up dragging them both to get facials, Mammon crashing on the couch for a few days because Lucifer is mad at him for spending again, Beel is just straight up like ‘take me to your fav restaurants in the area’, Levi got a detective game that is two player and Needs Satan to play it with him to unlock the true ending.

MC: how many brothers do you fucking have???

Satan: one too many

Life is great and they’re falling in love but one day Luci shows up and talks to Satan in hushed whispers; the exchange program is happening and it is under royal order that he must return. Satan, with a heavy heart and rage the size of Texas, tells MC that they need to leave the country for a year for family buisness and gives them enough to cover his half of the rent for a year.

As he leaves he realizes how much he loves them and silently vows to return.

Days later MC is sulking on the couch curled up with their cat, not realizing how much they loved Satan until he was gone, when they are summoned to the Devildom with their fuzzy companion.

[thehouseoflamination]

Just a boy

[thehouseoflamination]

Simeons favorite treat is just fcking vacation juice from animal crossing

[barbwife]

not @ me thinking abt barb having a deviltube cooking channel where he only shows his hands & u can only hear his voice while cooking hrngdhgf 100/10 will like, subscribe, turn my notifs on & maybe sell my soul a lil

[banettepost]

Damn can’t believe Barbatos is Demon Binging with Babish

[ohbaby-obeyme]

binging with barbatos……

[barbwife]

barbatos flower shop au.......very fitting

[cielsoleil]

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A SCOTTISH PARROT

IM LOSING IT OVER THIS

[abysswarlock]

I have never heard a parrot with a Scottish accent

[mulletmammon]

losing my mind thinking abt the brothers forgetting they have to pretend to not be a million years old in the human world. like satan getting into an argument with a historian about some highly specific war from a thousand years ago and when the historian asks him how the fuck would he know satan just replies “I was there??”

[thehouseoflamination]

Yes! I knew it was soon! This year has been so fun 🤩

[ahwvqijwbsksowj]

A semi Diavolo portrait.

[millkiii]

☆Leviathan Sour Fish Gummies now for only 300 Grimm!!☆

I imagine the sour part would be in the center like a paste and the gold fish would kinda be like Boba 🌱

anyways I have this stupid little idea for snacks based off demon bros but I have no idea what the rest would be😔😔